Crap. Here We Go Again (AKA Bean Spilling):

"Actually, it is Madeleine, but we just call her Amanda from her middle name." Rivka explained, but Tony and Ziva still had blank looks on their faces. "Ziva, Tony, come sit." Aunt Nettie directed from her seat at the couch and they sat down next to her.

"Ziva this is my other niece." Aunt Nettie clarified as she gently shifted the baby into Ziva's arms. It was a girl, for sure; she had big, bright blue eyes, and Ziva's matching skin tone, and really curly auburn colored hair, but she was really small. "She's pretty," Ziva murmured. "How old is she?" she asked looking up at her Aunt. "Oh, about four/five months." Tony nodded his head with and you could the great annoyance, "Yeah, she's cute and stuff but why is she here?" Aunt Nettie smirked over at him. "My niece had a business trip out of the country along with her husband and I was going to watch the child anyway, from Israel, but somebody changed that, so I figure you two need the practice." Tony looked at Ziva who shrugged, "It could be fun." Maddie giggled and Ziva grinned, "I think it will be fun, what about you Maddie?" she teased as she lightly bounced her knees.

"Well, how long is she staying?" Tony asked and Aunt Nettie grinned, "Do you have something planned?" Tony glanced over at Ziva who had stopped bouncing Maddie for a second to smirk at him. "Hmmm?"

"Course not." Tony muttered. "Madeleine will be with us for about a week." Rivka said as she started dinner over the stove. "Ima please let me help you with dinner tonight." Ziva begged not taking her eyes off of Maddie, but Rivka shook her head. "Not today, not tomorrow, I will cater to you until that child says it's first words." Tony snapped his fingers in Rivka's direction, "Now that I like." Rivka smiled, "Of course Mr. DiNozzo." "You wanna hold her Tony?" Ziva asked she looked over at him and gingerly took her into his own arms. "Hey Maddie." He whispered and she cooed at him. "Nah, I'm not that funny." Ziva smiled over at the two of them as Tony tickled Maddie's tummy.

"I am going to go take a shower." She announced as she stood up and Tony looked up at her with an expression as if he had seem a ghost. "You're gonna leave me alone, with a baby?" she smirked, "Unless you were hoping to play house?"she whispered to him and he mocked a silent laugh,"Plus, you need the practice Tony." "Well, what about you?" Tony called and she stuck her head out of the door, "I already know how to do all those things, you forget Israel is a big country. A lot of sitting on the babies, yes?" Tony opened his mouth to say something and Ziva slammed her door quietly to keep him from asking. Maddie began fidgeting in his arms at the sound of the door shutting, "Mr. DiNozzo, Nettie and I are going grocery shopping for the rest of supper. Please make sure the pasta does not burn." Rivka called over her shoulder as she grabbed her purse. "The bottles are in the fridge and the rest is in the nursery. I'm sure you will be fine." Aunt Nettie explained as she lightly patted his cheek before shutting the door behind herself and Rivka.

Maddie immediately started wailing and Tony stood and gently rocked her as he tried to remember what he had learned, or what little he remembered. "Um, okay. Let's see I know you're not wet, so… let's try food and get this bottle ready?" He asked but it was mainly drawn out by her sobs. "Alright, let's see what Auntie brought." He walked into the nursery and found it overturned with more baby stuff, but you could tell the difference between Maddie and Aimee. "Okay, let's see this swing thingy." He set Maddie down on the cushioned jungle themed swing and rolled it into the living room, closer to the kitchen. "Okay, let's see." Tony started off as he opened the refrigerator.

He took a small baby bottle and placed it in a bowl of hot water, Maddie stared up at him. "Note to self; some babies quiet when they see food." He told himself as he felt the bottle. Maddie cooed as he picked it up and tested it on his skin. "Okay." He said he picked Maddie up gently and pressed the bottle's nipple to her lips.

He lightly swayed as she ate and she lightly touched his nose and he grinned, "You and me kid, we're going places."

Ziva's POV

I stood in the doorway just watching them. It was a pretty sight, so I had to wonder, 'Would he be like this with our child?' I stepped out into the light and he glanced over at me. "She seems to like you," He nodded and I glided over and he gently gave her to me and went over to check on dinner, "See, you David's aren't that difficult to please." I smirked over at him before sitting down on the couch, placing one leg under me as I gently rocked Maddie.

When her eyes started to droop I took the bottle from her lips and lightly patted her on the back, once she was asleep and I noticed that it was particularly quiet, which scared me considering Tony here also. As soon as I felt something slither around my shoulder, I jumped, and I heard Tony's low chuckle, "What?" I hissed. He kissed the side of my face and my cheek, I could see where he was going with this but I didn't think it was such a good idea. "Tony…" I started but he pressed a finger to my lips and hopped over the couch next to me.

"We are alone. By ourselves. Just the two of us." He emphasized and I glanced over at Maddie who was still asleep in the playpen. "You cannot count." I said and he glanced over at her, "She's asleep. Babies only wake for food and stuff." I smirked and raised my eyebrows, "What babies are you watching?" He mocked a silent laughed before he kissed me, and surprisingly, I kissed him back, which he noticed, of course. "Thought you didn't wanna play, pussycat?" he murmured against my lips and I sneered, "You hush or you don't get to play at all."

He climbed on top of me and captured my lips again and again. He unbuttoned one of his shirts that I had borrowed (because my pajamas were becoming too small) and moaned at the sight before I pinched the inside of his bare thigh, "You hush, Maddie wakes up and I'll kill you with a rattle." I threated and he leaned over and handed me one of spare rattles lying on the floor. "Kill Away Sweet cheeks." He flashed me his DiNozzo smile and before I grabbed the edges of his tie and pulled him close to me. "Whose says dream cannot come true?" I murmured and took his lips and with mine kissing madly, before….that happened.

The door opened quietly, so quietly I didn't even hear. (Course I wouldn't with Tony's tongue halfway down my throat.)The door slammed shut and I fell onto the floor watching my Aunt glare at the two of us while, Maddie's cries grew louder and louder,I was turning redder and redder from embarrassment. "WHAT IN THE DEVIL'S NAME WERE YOU TWO DOING!" she cried and I just sat there, looking around. Maddie was crying her little lungs out; the living room was a mess, again. And Tony and I were barely clothed, great 'Another Lecture, just what I needed.' I thought as Aunt Nettie shook her finger at me, "You just wait, you just wait." She hissed before picking Maddie up and walking outside and shutting the door behind her.

Tony's hand came in contact with my shoulder and I jerked it away, "Don't touch me." I spat and he gave me a hurt look, "What I do?" he asked innocently. "You got us into this mess!" "Man this sounds like déjà vu." I glared at him and stood up, "Do you know how long I am going to have to hear about this?" I said trying hard not to shout. "Depends, does McGeek have a date every week?" I let out an angry sigh; he obviously thought this was a joke. He tugged at the edges of my shirt and pulled me closer to him, "Tony, stop." I growled but he kept tugging me onto the couch, both of my legs on either side of him and his arms slithering around my neck.

"For once, grant my wish." He pleaded and before I had a chance to ponder my chances he had already started kissing me. What is that saying, 'Go with the flow?' Yes, I seem to be doing a lot of that lately. I ran my hands through his hair as he did the same to me, when I heard a small indescribable noise. I pulled away and he moaned for more but I only glanced out of the side of my eyes and I saw both my mother and my Aunt, looking at us. Aunt Nettie looked more annoyed that angry, my mother…. She looked confused.

I fell off of him, onto the couch beside him. "Are you finished?" Aunt Nettie sneered. "Well, I mean, if I had a few more seconds-." I slapped the back of Tony's head hard. "You have a bedroom, do you not?" my mom asked quietly and we both nodded. "So why do you not use it?" I gave her a puzzled look, "Mother, we were watching the child." Nettie let out a laugh, "It looks like you were trying to make another." Tony pulled me into his lap and wrapped his arms around my stomach, 'Hoping for a shield.' I thought as he layed he his chin deep into my neck, messing with my curls.

"I think the fake child would have been better." Aunt Nettie muttered as she walked past us toward our bedroom. "This scares me." Rivka told us quietly. "You would do this in front of your own child?" I shook my head vigorously, "Of course not Mama, it's just-." "Now what is this?" Tony and I turned around on the couch, and I immediately wished I didn't…. for in her hand was…my 'stomach'.

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