Limping down the hall, Zack sighed. Ouch. He had been sort of distracted on his mission, and ended up stumbling into one trap after another. And it had hurt a lot.
But now he had a more frightening foe to face.

His girlfriend.

"Zack get back here! We need to clean those cuts!"
"God no! Any more rubbing alcohol and I'll need a designated driver!" Zack squeaked, heading down the hall as fast as he could. It didn't work. There was no escape. Elai cut him off, reaching out and grabbing Zack by the arm. "Come on, buddy. You're going to get an infection."
"I don't wannnnnaaaa." Zack whined, and Elai shrugged. "It's either me, or Renny with the needles."
"….I love youuuuu." Zack instantly decided that going with Elai would be a better idea. "Aren't you supposed to kiss my owies and make them better?" He asked, and Elai shrugged again. "Maybe I will. After you're decontaminated." Hauling Zack back to her room, Elai sat him down on the bed, and, opening her medical kit, she took out a pair of tweezers and a cotton ball. Dipping the cotton ball in the alcohol, Elai began to clean the cuts. "There, see? It's not that bad, is it?"
"I don't know. I'll think about it when I'm done trying not to scream in pain." Zack moaned, as Elai continued. "Shut up."
"Elaaaaaai? Do you need the needles?"
Zack jumped as Renny came in, carrying ridiculously large syringes. "OHGODNO." He cried, hiding behind Elai.
Renny looked disappointed as she left the room again. "…Awwwwww." She muttered, before spotting Sephiroth. "Oh! Sephiroth! Are you vaccinated?"
"….What?" The silver haired man looked over, his eyes slightly narrow. "I'm sorry?"
"Get your pretty silver ass over here. We need to make sure you don't get rabies."
"…….What?!"