Pink and Blue Make...

Abby and I hurried into the elevator before bursting out laughing, "Oh my gosh, I can't believe you just did that!" Abby said as the elevator went down, "It's payback for me getting up and him sleeping through everything." Abby grinned, "So somebody's excited about being pregnant." I shrugged, "It's different now that I don't have anything on my shoulders." She gasped sharply, "You told them?" I nodded, "Well, like how?" she asked as we started walking toward the car. "Um, not the way I wanted." "Like?"

I spent the whole rest of the drive explaining to her, how it happened and why Tony needed payback. "Revenge is sweet, yes?" I finished with a fine smirk and she grinned over at me, "You do know that you're not the only one expecting right?" I raised my eyebrows abruptly and glanced over at her, "Abby, is there-." "Oh, no it's not me silly." I let out a sigh, "Well, what's wrong with me have a baby?" I bit my tongue, "Nothing, it just doesn't seem like you…never mind." Abby smirked over at me before turning back to flipping through a magazine, "I was talking about my friend, Summer, she's having twins, you should call her." I nodded, "Sure, if I have time. Children are not as easy as you think." "Didn't you play with dolls when you were little?" I chuckled, "More like I cut their heads off."

"I'm gonna kill Ziva." I muttered to myself for about the thousandth time that hour as i struggled to set Maddie back down in the carrier. "What'd you do DiNozzo?" Gibbs asked and I looked up at him, "Nothing," Gibbs smirked at me and I sighed "Supposedly, I didn't help last night." Gibbs shook his head, "Will ya ever learn?" "Course Not Boss."

"Ziva," Abby called as I shifted through a pile of baby clothes, "You have to tell me! I know you guys know, boy or girl?" I smiled and shook my head, "We haven't found out yet Abby, tomorrow. Tony insists we find out." I explained as I picked up a small pink outfit, "Hey, do you still want a girl?" I shrugged, "It changes once you're actually pregnant." "So, no little Tony running around?" I shuttered, "It may not be the brightest thing but, if that is what is growing inside of me, I'm fine with it." Abby smiled before looking at more clothes. "What about another you?" I froze, 'Another Me?' I thought, "I-I, don't think that's a good idea."

Abby saw my hesitation and lightly rubbed my hand, "Ziva come on; You're like super cool, you can kick butt, and guys drool over you!" I laughed slightly, "Use too. I'm engaged remember?" "

Yeah, how could I forget with you waving that big fat ring in my face!"

I was thankful. No more than thankful, Maddie was asleep 'Thank God' I thought as I finished one of my many reports. She was right beside me in her little carrier thing dozing off. I inhaled and exhaled deeply before 'RING! RING!' erupted through the whole bullpen and Maddie's eyes opened slowly and her mouth opened and I expected a loud wail and as I bent down to comfort her; this white, goopy, sticky crap landed all over my face. "God." I muttered as I stood up and turned my head long enough to see the probie running off.

"So how do you think Tony is doing?" Abby asked as we started toward the front of the store, arms fully covered in baby outfits. "I hope he is having a wonderful time and by wonderful I mean heckful time." Abby furrowed her eyebrows at me, "Heck is a replacement for the other word." Abby stifled a laugh horribly, "What you can't say hell?" "Hey, it my mother's idea. Supposedly the baby can hear everything we say, so watch your language around your god-niece." Abby rolled her eyes before starting back towards the cash register but stopped abruptly before catching on, "You and Tony want me to be the god mom?" she asked excitedly as she turned around and I nodded, "Besides Jenny who has already said yes along with Gibbs another yes, we would like to have four people, just in case." Abby hugged me tightly and I had to remind her that me and the baby needed oxygen and she quickly let go, "So who's the fourth?" "I have somebody in mind."

Thank God I had a change of clothes in my locker, I left Maddie in the car of Gibbs while I got changed, "No wonder Ziva hates me." I muttered as I wiped most of the spit up off my face. I was already exhausted and it was only like 1 o'clock. I sighed and pulled out my cell phone and dialed Ziva's Number. "Yes Tony?" she said as she picked up on the third ring. "Where are you?" "With Abby." "Well, duh."

"Are you having a problem, Tony?" I could tell she was smirking; she didn't hide that very well. "When are you coming back?" I asked and she chuckled on the other end, "I do not know, why?" "Ziv, I'm freaking out.

I mean one minute she's perfectly fine and then she throwing a little fit. And probie over here isn't helping, when I finally got her to go to sleep her used like the loudest ringer on my phone to wake her and then she like puked up this white crap."

"It's probably the breast milk Tony, relax." "Whoa, Whoa. Whose breast is it from?" "That is for me to know and for you to find out."

I snapped my phone shut once I finished that since and set the items down on the counter, Abby ran up to me with some strange item in her hands, "What is that?" I asked and she grinned, "It's a breast pump silly." My smile dropped, "Okay, And?" She held it out to me, "You will need it." I shook my head, "Even if I did I would not use that thing, I don't even know how you would use it!" Abby tried to attach it to my chest and I pushed her away, "Don't touch me with that!" I shrieked repeatedly as she tried over and over to get it on.

"All right, I won't put it on you, if you buy it." I groaned but agreed and handed the clerk Tony's, no our, no, my credit card before we walked out of the store, "So what to you wanna do know?" I grinned, "I have this craving…for ice cream, yes?"

I set Maddie down carefully down on the small blanket beside my desk and handed her a few toys before turning back to the computer. "Oooo." Maddie cooed and I glanced down at her, "Alright, look.

There is nothing fun about writing reports for the big, bad Gibbs!" Maddie's cheery expression dropped and tears started to roll down her cheeks, "Aw, DiNozzo." Gibbs said as he picked Maddie up in his own arms. "Ssshhh." He whispered he gently bounced her in his own arms as he tried to calm her.

"I was just trying to make her laugh boss." He stepped closer to me once Maddie had calmed down. "Hey, remember what I said a few months back?" I slowly shook my head, "No." He smacked the back of my head, Maddie giggled, "You'd get all your wife's head slaps, and since she never listens." I grimaced as his hand hit the back of my head repeatedly, "But boss, that's not my fault." "You're marrying her aren't you?"

"Superman Ice Cream….with ketchup?" I grinned at Abby's disgusted expression as we sat in a near ice cream store. "It's quite delicious." "Or disgusting." I smiled as I wiped my mouth, "I'm surprised that it would not remind you of vampire blood."

Abby rolled her eyes as she dug into her own vanilla treat and then I felt this weird, flutter or something I didn't think about much because Abby asked, "And Tony has to do this all the time?" I nodded, "I think he was most annoyed when I set him halfway across town and then I changed my mind." Abby smiled, "I wish I were pregnant."

I chuckled, "And who would be the father?" "I dunno; someone smart, kinda tall, sweet, handsome, not young to old." I smirked,

"You do know who you just described right?"

Okay, everything was fine. McGee was working at his desk, quietly. Gibbs was probably up with the director and Maddie was…nowhere.

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I looked around; on the floor, under the desk, in the drawers, I even looked in the garbage cans. I was about to go into full panic mode when I heard Gibbs clear his throat, "Looking for Something DiNozzo?" I turned around slowly and saw both him and the director standing there….with Maddie in her arms.

"Um, just Maddie's toy boss." Jenny raised her eyebrows, "Really, I thought you'd be looking for the actual Maddie. We found her trying to climb into the vending machine." "Oh." I said quietly. Jenny gently placed Maddie in my arms,

"Don't let her out of your sight DiNozzo." I nodded and sat down at my desk and tried to type with one hand, which wasn't very successful. I glanced down to see if I could move her, she was chewing on my Armani tie, but she was quiet and I'd rather have that than a 200 dollar tie. I set her sitting up straight in my lap and started to type….

"I think we should go back," I suggested as we set our shopping bags in the back of my car. "No, just one more store." 'Like what?' I groaned as she dragged me toward another store, as soon as we walked in I immediately wanted to walk out,

"Abby, no." I emphasized as she showed me one of the belly molds. "Nobody is putting that on me." I declared and she gave me puppy dog eyes, "Abby, you forget I am watching a baby at home, she can do it better than you."

"Please! Please!" she said as she started jumping up and down, "Okay! Okay!" I hissed as I tried to distract her from attracting attention, 'Too late.' I thought as she paid for the thing and grabbed my hand and rushed out, "Now let's go see how the boys did!" Now that is what I wanted to see.

I let Abby drive; I was too tired to argue with her. I slept all the way until we were in the parking lot, which wasn't that fast, I was surprised that she drove that fast. We took the elevator up to the bullpen and we could that neither Gibbs nor McGee were there, just Tony.

He was asleep, his legs propped up on the cabinet behind his neck and his head leaning back. At first, I had thought that he had sent Maddie up to Jenny for the day but as we got closer we could see that Maddie was too asleep on his chest, it was an adorable sight. Abby took a couple pictures before I decided to let them sleep. Abby gave me the keys and I quietly snuck out of the bullpen into my car and drove off hoping my mother had a good time.

Tony didn't come home until later; it was maybe 7 because my mother was adding the finishing touches on dinner. "Hey," he said as he kissed the side of my head and set the carrier by the couch, "That is not the outfit you left in." I teased and he mocked a laugh, "I'm gonna go get changed. Watch her for me Kay?" I nodded and he walked into the bedroom, grabbed some clothes, before disappearing into the bathroom.

I picked Maddie up smoothly and just held her in my arms as my mother set three plates on the table. "Where is Aunt Nettie?" I asked softly. "She is having dinner with your friend Ducky? And his mother."

I grinned as I played with the top of the pacifier in Maddie mouth, 'Of Course Tony' I thought just as he came out of the bathroom. "I'll put her in the crib," He said and tried to take, "I'll do it." He grinned and sat at the table, while I walked over at gently set Maddie down. "What's for Dinner?" he asked. "Pasta." He rubbed his hands together as I sat down, "Italian." "Of course."

Dinner was peaceful and comfortable and as I washed the dishes and Tony was watching another James Bond movie I got another flutter or something, this time it was much harder. I finished the dishes shortly after and climbed onto the bed and into his lap, "Something wrong sweet cheeks?" he whispered and I shook my head. He scooted back to the very back to rest against the cushions and I took his head and slid them on to my stomach, "You feel that?" I murmured. "Yeah, The kid likes James Bond what can I say?" He joked and I smiled, "It is part DiNozzo is it not?"

He rested his chin on the top of my head and we just layed there watching the movie and feeling our baby kick