Prompt 12: "Songs"
From what America was always boasting about, Minnesota decided that enough was enough and he finally mustered up the courage to sing the God-awful repetitive hymn Japan calls, "Marukaite Chikyuu" and "Hatafutte Parade."

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Marukaite Chikyuu ~Minnesota

Hey hey daddy, give me tobacco
Hey hey mommy, hey hey mommy
I still can't forget the taste of the
Frybread that I ate so long ago~

Draw a circle, there's a sav
Draw a circle, there's a sav
Draw a circle, there's a sav
That sav is Minnesota!

Draw a circle, there's a sav
Draw a circle, who's that sav?
Draw a circle—WHO TOOK MY BUD?
I did 'cause I'mma sav!

Ahh, with a stroke of a brush
A savvy world can be seen!
I have cold winters also
So Russia, kiss my ass!

(Hohwah, all the Natives in the house
Let's party like it's 1491!)

Draw a circle, there's a sav
Draw a circle, there's a sav
Draw a circle, there's a sav
That sav is Minnesota!

Draw a circle, there's a sav
Draw a circle, is that a sav?
Draw a circle, it is a sav
'Cause it's Minnesota!

Ahh, with some dough and grease
It's the recipe of frybread-bliss
("Pow-Wow Indian tacos are the best!")
And after a bit of Grand Entry,
I'll go eat s'more!

Hey hey homie, give me tobacco
And while you're at it, give me soda
Hey hey Manitoba, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Hey hey Iggy (You need to wax, Unk)

Hey hey daddy, give me Budlight
Hey hey mommy, hey hey mommy
I'll always remember the taste of
The frybread that I ate so long~

"L'Etoile du Nord" is about
The only French I know!

Draw a circle, there's a sav
Draw a circle, there's a sav
Draw a circle, there's a sav
That sav is Minnesota!

Ahh, with a stroke of a brush
A savvy world can be seen!
I have cold winters also
So Russia, kiss my ass!

Ahh, my seasons vary completely
And I have the Mall of America!
I'm the best in the Midwest-
The Great Plains~!

Hatafutte Parade ~Minnesota

In my right hand is frybread~
In my left hand is tobacco!

Frying bread, smoking tobacco
It's nothing short of a parade!
Towards the savvy world-
Let's bounce!

Take our hands, make a circle,
Spin, and you've got the world
With a single braid, I'm in the top form!

Blue and a white emblem make my flag
"I could really go for a smoke..."
He-ta-li-a!

"Each Memorial Weekend, the first outdoor pow-wow is held! (About damn time, if you ask me...)"

Frying bread, smoking tobacco
It's nothing short of a parade!
Sound your instruments-
It's time to march!

If everyone at one-two makes the ensemble,
The one and only song...might actually sound OK!
Drumming at the drums
Is the one and only sav, me!

"Now stand up and shut up
As I give drumming a new meaning!"

With a beat of a drum and a jingle of a dress
The world is at ease
That is, only if Manitoba
Keeps his ass away from me

Omaabi-izhaan!
Omaabi-izhaan!
Omaabi-izhaan! (Once upon a time,)
Omaabi-izhaan! (A lo~ng time ago,)
Omaabi-izhaan! (About 15 years ago,)
Omaabi-izhaan! (My winter was colder than Russia's!)
Omaabi-izhaan! (Hohwah~)

Frying bread, smoking tobacco
It's nothing short of a parade!
This melody is universal
The 5 continents and the high seas
Traverse each other grandly at this perfect tempo!

This is the pow-wow that continues into tomorrow
"But not with you, Manitoba!"

Blue and a white emblem make my flag!
"Ash it before you pass it!"
He-ta-li-a!

"Fous le camp, Manitoba! You got me so mad that I'm speaking frog!"

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A/N Oh God, I was so proud when I wrote this a few months ago xD It's so beautiful~ I actually intended to do a different prompt for this chapter, but...I got lazy (plus, I literally couldn't think of anything to write that would go with the sentence, it was too challenging), so I just posted these instead :D Next up are his character songs~ (But first, I have to finish this story lol)

Omaabi-izhaan is Ojibwe for "Let's go," by the way...

EDIT: I edited this lol There you go, Hajear~