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Boating With Ye Ol' Gibbs:
"Tony, this is stupid." Ziva said as Tony helped her onto the dock. "Sweet cheeks, don't take this the wrong way. Just hush and get on the boat." Ziva rolled her eyes, "Fine."
"Ziver, I even made this boat especially for you two." Gibbs called as he and Tony helped her onto the boat. "That is the only reason I agreed." Ziva muttered. She, of course, being 7 months pregnant was not in the mood to go fishing, on a boat. She stopped suddenly on the ladder as she gripped the railing, "What's wrong?" Tony asked. Ziva squeezed her eyes shut and exhaled slowly, "Aimee just woke up." She said slowly.
"So?" Tony asked. "She's your daughter Tony; she doesn't like to be woken up." Ziva explained through gritted teeth. Gibbs gave a silent laugh before she climbed up, fully, onto the boat. "Alright, Alright. I'm sorry." Tony pleaded as he hopped on.
"Trust me; you will be sorry for a long time." Aunt Nettie told him as they got on also. "Yay! Ziva!" Abby said excitedly as she hugged her quickly. "Yeah, thanks Abby." Ziva murmured as she hugged her back. "So everybody's coming?" Ziva nodded, "That is what I was told."
It was a warm, sunny sunshine, Saturday in early May and Gibbs had invited everybody to sail on the new, 'Aimee.' Which Tony and Ziva couldn't have said yes quicker, last week. "This is my wedding present to you guys." He told them. "I thought it was all the home made baby furniture." Ziva had said.
"But, I do not know if Ashley and Matt will be here." Ziva said and Abby smiled, "And why wouldn't we be here?" Ashley called and Ziva turned around.
"Oh lord, two pregnant people? On one ship?" Tony muttered to himself as Matt handed him the cooler. "Dude I know." Matt whispered. "She's been like this for weeks." Tony chuckled, "Get use to it." He told the probable younger version of himself. "Get use to what?" Both women asked, looking at their impregnators. "Nothing Dear." Tony and Matt said in unison.
"Jethro, do you have a corkscrew?" Jenny called as she walked onto the deck, holding up a bottle of wine. "Wine? At 11 o'clock?" Ziva asked as she sat down. "Any better time?" Ziva jokingly shook her head, "I guess not."
The men pulled up the rest of the food and the fishing poles and bait before Gibbs pulled up the anchor and they started to sail off. "It's so pretty out here." Ashley said looking over the edge at the blue, blue waters. "It is." Ziva agreed.
"Alright," Matt said holding up a fishing pole. "What the hell is this?" Ashley raised her eyebrows, "Matt, baby, you've never been fishing?" Matt shook his head, "I don't think we have that much water in Israel." Ashley sadly shook her head before she got up and took a worm from inside the bucket. "Here," she took the pole from him and clipped the worm onto the hook.
"You touch worms?" Tony asked shocked. Ashley grinned, "I was born on the edge of an ocean, I learned how to fish pretty quickly." Tony furrowed his eyebrows at her before bending down to tie his shoe.
Ashley looked at Ziva who nodded, she reached back into the bucket and slowly lifted the longest worm she could find, and quickly dropped it into the crack of Tony's pants. Ziva and Jenny stifled a laugh before Tony stood up; his eyes went wide and he screamed.
He shook his pant legs hopping up and down before the worm finally slithered out. He was about to squash it when Ashley stopped him, "Tony NO! It's still good." She insisted as she picked it up and dropped it in the bucket. Tony glared at Ziva, "You knew about this didn't you?" Ziva shrugged, "It was her idea, I just gave her permission." Tony bit his bottom lip, "You know, if you both weren't pregnant I would throw you over board. Plus….it's not funny" Ziva chuckled, "I think it's funny, even Aimee thinks it's funny." Tony mocked a laugh before he pretended to toss a worm at Ashley. "Tony, no." Ziva warned, Tony kissed her head and she still said no. "She will kill you." Matt said, and he nodded for emphasis. "Like, a couple mornings ago, I was asleep and then I guess I touched her or something, and the next think I know, I got the biggest gun I've ever seen is pointed in between my eyes."
Tony grinned, "Sound familiar?" Ziva playfully glared up at him, "No." Tony took her hair from a ponytail and let it cascade down her shoulder, before taking a worm and hooking it onto his pole. "Alright, come on," Tony instructed as he and Gibbs showed Matthew how to flick the line over the boat. Matt grinned as he finally succeeded in the toss, "You see, the best way to catch fish, is patience my friend." Gibbs explained and Matt nodded, "Yes sir."
"Don't call me sir." Gibbs said. "Right, sir."
Once, Matt, Tony, and Gibbs had gotten settled and McGee tried to find a signal Ashley decided to sit down. "So, exactly how long until we catch something?" Matt asked. "Um, could be 30 seconds or 30 minutes it all depends." Tony said. Matt groaned, "Matt, please don't make this child ashamed of you." Ashley teased as she kneeled on the seat. "That is right, you and Matthew are having a child." Aunt Nettie said and Ashley nodded.
She reached into her bag and handed them a couple ultrasound photos. "I don't see anything." Abby said leaning over. Jenny pointed a spot, "Right there." Rivka shook her head, "No, I think that's the Sun." she replied. Ziva moved closer and looked the picture, she pointed to a small corner, "There. There it is." She decided.
"No." They all said and Ashley smiled. "No, she's right. All the way, in the tiny, little corner." Ashley said. Aunt Nettie smiled, "Have you thought of any names?"
Ashley nodded, "I think if it's a boy, Hailey. And then if it's a girl Logan."
"I'm sorry, a boy named Hailey?" Tony asked and Ashley nodded. "Yes."
Tony scratched his head, "I'm sorry, but do you want your kid to get beat up?"
Ashley stuck her tongue at him; Matt shook his head and mouthed, 'NO.' "Well, what about you Matthew?" Rivka asked. "Well, I think Brett or Emerson for a girl, or Lyric or Cash for a boy."
Tony sighed and rubbed his forehead, "Again?" Matt furrowed his eyebrows at him, "What? What's wrong with Brett and Cash?" Tony shook his head, "What about Isabelle or Wyatt. Something Simple, with this family, it's gonna need it." Ashley smiled, "We wanted something different, like Dylan, for a girl." Ziva shrugged, "I like it. You don't see one of those every day."
"Alright, compromise." Jenny said. "What about MaKynzi?"
The boat was silent as they all considered the thought, "It fits." Ziva said. "It means good-looking." Aunt Nettie said. "It fits with David."
Ashley and Matt nodded, "R." they said in unison. "There is no R in MaKynzi." Abby said. "No, we like the name. But the middle name would start with an R." Ashley commented. "Like, Rivka for a girl. Or River for a boy." Rivka smiled, "I think it's good. MaKynzi River or MaKynzi Rivka."
"It fits, just fine." They all agreed. Ashley rubbed her legs, "All right, I have to pee." "Then go pee." Matt said monotony and Ashley wacked the back of Matt's head before she left for the bottom deck.
"Well, it's better than Lyric." Tony teased, and Matt rolled his eyes. The guys chatted about normal things like; football, and movies, etc. Before Matt asked, "So, um, how exactly does a…you know…?"
Gibbs shook his head, "No I don't."
Matt sighed, "How exactly does a baby…come out?"
Tony chuckled, "Well, first of all, that's something I learned in elementary school, and second that's how you got here in the first place. And third, you really, really don't wanna know." Ziva shook her head, "First of all, I really re-considering sending you to that class, and Matt think this through, when you're trying to get the last thing of toothpaste out, where does it come out?"
Matt bit his thumb as he thought, "Oh…..that's gross." Rivka chuckled, "Tony, don't say it." Ziva ordered and Tony closed his mouth. "Hey, I'm just saying." He muttered. "Well, I mean you could just cut a hole in the tube." Matt said. "That's the route I want to go." Ashley said as she walked back onto deck.
"Well, either way it's going to hurt." Jenny said. "Isn't that what the epidural is for?" Ashley asked as she looked in between women. Ziva raised her hands, "Hey, I'm still pregnant. I got no idea."
"You have to be a certain amount of centimeters before you get one." Rivka said. "And it could possibly make your labor longer." Abby said and Ziva looked at her curiously. "Hey, just because you're pregnant doesn't mean I can't read about it." Ziva smiled.
Ashley looked back at Matt, "I will so kill you if that happens." Matt grinned. "I'll be in the next zip code."
"Hey Ziv, come here. I wanna grab something to eat." Tony said and Ziva got up and stood near him. He handed her the pole and she took his spot while he went to go and fetch a sandwich from the cooler. Gibbs's line began to tug and he started to pull it in, he reeled and reeled faster and faster, until a huge bass snapped up.
"Oh cool!" Abby whispered as she ran over. Gibbs slowly took the hook from the bass's mouth and then set it in a separate bucket from the bait. "Damn boss that's a big fish." Tony said as he chomped down on a turkey sandwich. "I used your bait." Gibbs said and Tony looked at him strangely before his eyes darted over to Ashley. "Hey, did you see the size of that thing?" she said and Tony stuck his tongue at her.
He wrapped his arms slowly around Ziva and her stomach. "This is hot." He muttered. "Well, then that might be my kind of sandwich." Ziva murmured and Tony tore half for her. She opened her own mouth as he fed it to her. "Thank You." She said as she chewed. Ziva glanced down at the water before back at Tony's hand.
She wound the line back up and tore the sandwich from his hand, "Hey!" he shrieked and Aimee jumped inside of her. "No sudden sounds." She warned. She threw used one of Gibbs's gloves to tear the worm off and throw it into the water before hooking part of the sandwich on. "What are you doing?" Matt asked and she shushed him.
She set it back in the water and not a minute later she pulled a fish twice the size of Gibbs's. "WHOA! How'd you do that?" Matt asked. "I just thought that, why would somebody want to eat a worm?" she said simply as Gibbs took the fish off for her.
"Well, what can go in the water?" Matt asked as he and Tony shuffled through the cooler. "Well, is anybody gonna eat these pepperoni sticks?" They all shook their heads, "I'd rather eat my Doritos and peanut butter." Ziva said proudly. "Are those the ones you had me go all the way to Pennsylvania for, at 2 o'clock in morning?" Ziva grinned, "Maybe."
"You guys eat the grossest things." Abby said.
"You have haven't seen anything; I mean, I had to go to 12 different stores before finding the right kind of Oreo's. And the right kind of peanut butter."
Abby shrugged, "So? A lot of people eat Oreo's with peanut butter." She said, and Matt gave her a look, "Deep Fried Oreo's." Abby smiled, "No. I don't think so." Matt shrugged, "'Xactly."
"No, I think the worst I saw was when you put Ketchup on Ice Cream." Abby said, in a dramatic tone. "Hey, please don't give her any ideas." Matt said and Ashley smiled, "Matt come on, that does sound pretty good." Matt smacked his head with his palm, "Great."
They continued talking about which cravings were more disturbing, while the guys caught more and more fish. Abby named every single one of them; there's Edgar, Barry, Charlie, Danny, Fiji, Oreo, Peanut Butter, Whisker, Honey, Barb, Larry, Annie, and Marble.
"Because he looks like he has a marble eye." Abby explained when Tony asked why his name was Marble. "I'll wish luck to whoever fathers your kids." Tony said as he and Gibbs lifted the bucket up. "What are you going with all my fishies?" Abby asked as they came closer to the edge of the boat. "Abs, they gotta go back. It's not like we're all gonna eat these fish." Gibbs said and Abby began to pout.
"Abby, come here." Ziva gestured as she patted the seat next to her. "What?" Abby asked sadly as she sat down. "Aimee wants to tell you something." Ziva whispered to her as she guided Abby's hand onto her large stomach. Abby smiled as she felt the kicks against her hands, she giggled. "What?" Ziva asked. "It tickles." Abby admitted and Ziva chuckled and felt her own stomach, "I do not think so."
"Well, yeah, you've got it going on inside of you. This is the outside." Abby said and Ziva sighed, "I guess."
"Man, everybody's just getting pregnant! I wanna get pregnant!" Abby complained. "No you don't" both pregnant women said at once and looked at her. "Trust us," Ashley said. "Not now at least." Ziva finished.
Abby shrugged, "That or get a puppy." She suggested. "Tony wants a dog." Ziva said merely. "And then maybe I could borrow him!" she said excitedly. "Yeah, we just have to get one first." she replied. We'll plan it when we get back to land." Abby declared and Ziva nodded, "Sure."
By this time now, the sun was going down and Gibbs had decided to turn back to shore. "Hey look what McGee got." Abby said as she stood on the top stair. Tony took Ziva's hand and lead her downstairs were Tim had set up a projection screen.
Everybody (except Gibbs and Jenny, too keep Gibbs 'company') sat on the chairs, while Tony and Ziva sat on the floor. Ziva nuzzled herself farther into Tony's warm body and eventually he slid his sweatshirt off and let her have it. It was big, even for her.
She took his hands, during the middle of the movie as the fireworks starting going off, under the shirt onto her stomach where Aimee was doing 'backflips.' "I guess she's excited." He murmured and she sleepily nodded. "You know, I don't think Jenny and Gibbs should be alone on that boat together." He whispered to her and she playfully hit him in the chest, "Just shut up Tony." She mumbled before she wrapped her arms around his middle and buried her head in his chest. "You're not a sleepy head." He said and she didn't answer back.
He knew she was asleep, but he wasn't talking to her, he was talking to his daughter. "You should be though, if you're daddy's girl." He said and Abby glanced back at him. "Who are you talking to Tony? I thought Ziva was asleep?"
He nodded, "She is."
"So then who are you talking too?"
He felt something poke his hand, probably an elbow, because Ziva shifted in her sleep and burrowed farther into him. "Probably getting ready for bed?" he asked.
"You're talking too-."
"The one and only, Aimee Genesis DiNozzo."
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