Maggie's Insanely Twisted Wicked Parody

by the-Mad-Majesty-of-Muchness

Deep within the confines of my mind, there live about a million different people and characters. What happens when we put everybody together in one room? Read on to find out. Rating raised due to slight language and suggestive content.

7. BinderPen Naming Poll Result AN

AN: The next chapter refuses to be written, *bites its head off* so I'm sorry it's taking so long. Hopefully it'll be up by Dec. 14, which is my 14th b-day, HOORAY! Anyway, the binder/pen naming poll results are in.

*stands in front of mic with a spotlight trained on me* And now, the moment we've all been waiting for...*Elphaba hands me an envelope with the results inside* The name for the pen iiis...*opens envelope and takes out thingy then reads it* "Describer in Magic Era," suggested by Rose Emeraldfay! *applause as Rose stands up in audience and spotlight hits her* Hi, Rose! *waves* And now for the binder's new name...*Elphaba comes back with a new envelope and takes the old one from me* And the binder's name will beee...*opens, removes, reads* Oh...uh...this...could be a bit problematic...Um...alright, let's see...Um, folks, we seem to have a tie. In first place for the binder's name is "Bindie," also sometimes spelled "Bindy," which is tied with "Tomb of Doom," or "ToD" for short, also suggested by Rose. Um...Okay, guys, here's what we're gonna do: I'm going to re-open the poll, but this time ToD and Bindie will be the only options, and it't up to all of YOU to determine the winner with this tie-breaker. Remember, people, just one vote can make all the difference, so VOTE!