Maggie's Insanely Twisted Wicked Parody

by the-Mad-Majesty-of-Muchness

Deep within the confines of my mind, there live about a million different people and characters. What happens when we put everybody together in one room? Read on to find out. Rating raised due to slight language and suggestive content.

11. AN: You won't believe this!

AN: Best. Christmas. EVER! You guys will NEVER believe what I got! Okay, so I woke up on Christmas morning, and guess what was under the tree! *pause for effect* ...Wait for it...Waaaait for it...I said wait for it!...I GOT THE NEW YORK SCRIPT FOR WICKED THAT THEY USED FOR THE BROADWAY PERFORMANCES! ENTIRE SCRIPT START TO FINISH WITH EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE MOMENTS AND QUOTES! And that's not even the best part! The best part is this: IT'S SIGNED BY ALL THE ORIGINAL BROADWAY CAST MEMBERS ON THE TITLE PAGE! Idina Menzel, Kristen Chenoweth, Norbert Leo Butz, William Youman, Carole Shelley, Christopher Fitzgerald, Michelle Federer, Joel Grey, even Joe Mantello and Stephen Shwartz, they are ALL THERE! Name ONE other person besides Santa Claus who has access to that kind of thing! ONE! Yeah, that's right, didn't think so! If this ain't proof he's real, then I don't know what is! I was so freaking amazed that I started crying when I saw the signatures! Oz, I think I'm gonna die, it's so awesome!