AN: Hello, my pretties! Keep sending in reviews, everyone, we've got sixty eight so far! We're so, SO close to reaching our goal of one hundred, but there are only a few chapters left, so please, please, please review! In case you didn't already know this, I have temporarily put all my stories on hiatus, except for this one and "When Realization Hit," and I am FORCING myself to focus solely on those two. (WRH, also, has a new link posted on my profile, if you're interested. If you're a guy, this one may appeal a bit more to you than the others. It's one of Fiyero's things. Can you say "dagger," boys? |_n (that's supposed to be winking, btw, i know it sucks, sorry)) Alright, I think that's about it! So, without further ado, I am proud to present...MotWH SCENE! (March of the Witch Hunters XP)

Love and hugs,

Maggie & the Gang

Disclaimer: Own Wicked, I do not. Still talk like Yoda, I can though!

Chapter whatever (srsly, i've completely lost count): EVERYBODY! TALK LIKE YODA, WE MUST! BRING ABOUT WORLD PEACE, IT WILL!

Joe Mantello (yes, he's still over the loudspeaker, just like he has been for the past 14 chapters. it ain't changin'): LIGHTS!

*lights go up*

Me: OMAGAWD, LOOK, IT'S THE REST OF THE PEOPLE I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SO I CAN KIDNAP THEM!

All those people: *look around confused* Who, us?

Me: *kidnaps them*

Nessie: *latches onto Jacob and starts making out with him as if her life depends on it*

Edward: *is not happy about his baby girl making out with Jacob*

Me: *oggles at cuteness of the Daddy Edward moment*

Sandwich Hunters from areyoufeelingwicked's parody: *come in wearing Sherlock Holmes costumes and holding magnifying glasses*

Everyone else: O_o

Bree: *points at them* Me see weirdos. (AN: Get it? Instead of "I see dead people," it's "Me see weirdos?" *cricket* ...Yeah, it sucks, I know)

Adam: Dude, what's with those clowns? Don't they know Halloween isn't until October?

Me: They must still be looking for that sandwich that areyoufeelingwicked sent them after in the most recent chapter of "Just Another Wicked Parody."

Celestial Voice from JAWP: Come on, Sandwich Hunters, don't get distracted, you gotta keep looking!

Joe: HEY, WAIT A SECOND, THIS GUY'S STEALIN' MY MOJO!

Em: *snickers* He said "mojo."

Rosalie: It's a word, Emmett, so quit laughing.

Em: Oh yeah? What's it mean?

Leah Clearwater: *pulls dictionary out of thin air* "Mojo; noun, (slang) 1. Magic: witchcraft or magic. 2. Magnetic quality: a quality that attracts or charms others. 3. Magic charm: an object believed to have magical powers, especially the power to keep away evil spirits." That answer your question?

Em: Oh, yeah? Well...Where'd it come from, huh?

Leah: *checks dictionary* "Early twentieth century, probably of African origin." Anything else?

Em: *slumps in defeat*

Leah: Thought so.

Boq (who is still tin): WHY ARE WE NOT LOOKING FOR THE FREAKING-

Me & Bree: FIIIIIIIIRE! *simultaneously launch catapults with giant flaming dodgeballs*

Boq: *gets crushed by giant flaming dodgeballs* ...Ow.

Me & Bree: SCOOOOOOORE! *high five*

Me: YO, SOMEBODY GO FIND FIYERO, MAKE SURE HE'S OKAY AFTER THAT HORRENDIBLE TORTURE SESSION!

Adam: On it. *leaves room for the first time since the second chapter*

Elphie: ...Wow...I can't believe I'm saying this, but...I miss him already. Things just aren't the same with him around.

Me: Adam has that effect. Even just listening to his CD in the car, when a song ends, in the brief minute or so before the next one starts, when everything is quiet, his voice seems to just...hang there, echoing, haunting you, making you want more...But then the next song starts and once again, all is right in the world.

*cricket*

Me: TIME TO TALK LIKE YODA!

Bree: YAAAAY! THIS'LL BE FUN-Oops...Uh, I mean...FUN, THIS WILL BE!

Me: EVERYBODY, QUICK! TALK LIKE YODA, YOU ALL MUST!

Bree: BRING ABOUT WORLD PEACE, IT WILL!

Glinda: Go and kill Fiyero, the Sandwich Hunters must!

Everyone else: O_o *back away slowly*

Glinda: Uh...oopsies. Still mad at him, I am.

Elphie: Away from me, she must be kept!

Jacob Black: Boring, this is!

Seth Clearwater: Just wanna make out with your girlfriend, you do!

Jacob: Got that right! 8D

Alice: Let Edward kill you, try not to!

Jake: Waaaaaaay ahead of ya, I am. *reaches above head and pulls Kate Denali out of thin air by the ankle, then puts her in front of self* If Edward looks like he's about to rip my head off, shield me.

Adam: *comes back* Didn't find him, so-

Me: *tackles him to the ground in a bear hug* ADAM, YOU'RE BACK! Oh, and talk like Yoda, you must. Doing it, are all of us.

Adam (on ground beneath me): Why?

Me: Because bring about world peace, it shall.

Adam: Got it.

Me: *snuggles up against him*

Adam: Uh...Maggie? Let me up now, will you please?

Me: No.

Adam: ...Why?

Me: Good for snuggling, you are.

Glinda: *giggles*

Adam: Do this in our chairs, we can't?

Me: No. More fun it is, to snuggle laying down!

Adam: But...Hard and uncomfortable is this floor.

Me: Have scoliosis, be grateful you do not. Be even worse, it would if you did.

*Fiyero shows up randomly*

Fiyero: Hi, guys. Heard you all talking like Yoda, I did. Sounded like fun, did it, so come to join you, I have.

Elphie: FIYERO, YOU'RE ALIVE! *attacks him and starts kissing him*

Adam: Get up now, can we?

Me: *pretends to think about it* No.

Adam: But-

Me: *starts playing with his bangs*

(AN: If you've ever seen Adam Lambert on TV, or pictures of him, you know that 9 times out of 10, his bangs are combed diagonally across his forehead in that emo-type fashion. It's how it looked when he played Fiyero, and it's uber-cute on him. If you don't know what I'm talking about, sucks for you, cuz you're really missing out, so before you read any farther, go to Google and search pictures of him.)

Me: Soft hair, you have. Ever told you that before, has anybody?

Adam: Uh...Think so, I don't.

Celestial Voice (srsly, where'd he come from and why is he still here?): GOOD FORTUNE, SANDWICH HUNTERS!

Me: *has JAWP flasbacks* ...Major deja vu...

Fiyero: Dude, right here I am!

Bree: *le gasp* YOU!

ROD: Me?

Bree: YES, YOU!

YOU: WANT FROM ME, WHAT DO YOU?

Bree: Not YOU, you!

You: Zuzzawha?

Glinda: CONFUSIFICATION!

Me & Adam (still on floor snuggling): CONCUR, WE DO!

Several minutes later...

Me & Bree: *dump a gallon of neon paint onto Carlotta Gudiccelli, who has randomly appeared out of thin air, then high five* O:CC FLASHBACKS, BABY! *fist pump*

*lights randomly got out after Carlotta poofs back to wherever it is she came from*

Everybody except me, Elphie, Adam and Bree: *screams at the top of their lungs like tiny little 2-year-old girls*

Me: *while everybody else keeps screaming without stopping to catch their breath* Okay, seriously, how does this keep happening?

Bree: ...Maybe Peeves the Poltergeist has escaped from Hogwarts and come here?

Elphie: Don't be ridiculous, there's no such thing as ghosts.

Adam: Tell that to him! *points to Nearly Headless Nick*

Me & Bree: *randomly start "la la la"ing the HP theme song just to add emphasis and also cuz...well...we're us*

AN: Sorry it's been so long, guys! I had been working on this chapter, but then my theater arts class went to see Beauty and the Beast and so I was on a "Beauty" kick for a while! And now I FINALLY understand why everybody is all, "Oh, Fiyero would make the perfect Lumiere, blah blah blah," because me and my friend Ariana (who has also seen Wicked) were sitting there the entire time, and there would be moments when Lumiere or Gaston would do or say something, and we were all, "Okay, total Fiyero moment there," but Lumiere had so many more than Gaston! And the song "Me" is, I have decided, much more like bookeverse Avaric than Fiyero. I completely fell in love with "Home" and "If I can't Love Her," so now I've got those and Be Our Guest and/or Human Again stuck in my head 24/7, and Lefou? Oh. My. Oz. PLEASE tell me that Ariana and I were not the only ones going, "Okay, THAT boy is Boq's long-lost brother," because I swear to God, he IS.

And our teacher is AMAZING! We got to have a Q&A with some of the cast after the show! Oh. My. God. Michael Haller, the guy who played Lumiere? 100% American, BEST French accent EVER, this was the 2nd thing he's ever tried out for, his very first professional gig. Oh, and another thing about him? HE WAS FREAKING ADORABLE! Me and Ariana were sitting there drooling over him, and she told him that he was the BEST (she started bouncing in her seat every time Lumiere came onstage), and he gave her a high five as they were leaving! On our way out, I looked at her and said, "You're never washing that hand again, are you?" And she just shakes her head and goes, "Uh-uh."

Another girl, Sarah, said something to the guy who played the Beast, Dane something-or-other, and he was like, "Okay, just for that, you get a hug!" So she went up there and hugged him, and the other cast members who were there started going "Na na na na na," to the tune of the SONG Beauty and the Beast, and we all kind of laughed, and Sarah was bright red going back to her seat!

They told us some really funny stories about times when they had to improv on the spur of the moment, but since this is turning into a ramble, just review or send me a PM if you want me to tell you about those. And before anyone asks, the actress who played Belle, sadly, did not show up for the Q&A. It was a volunteer thing, so if they came, great, if not, oh well, and they told us that Emily (that was her name) was backstage going over some things in the script with a guy who was wanting to try out to be one of Dane's (the Beast's) understudies.

So, Rose Emeraldfay, if you're reading this, be grateful I went to see that, because it's great news for that "Human Again" dare you sent into Big Fancy Mansion Room awhile back. Why, you ask? 'Cause now I'm finally ready to get my butt in gear on it after seeing the show!

Love and hugs,

Maggie & the Gang

PS: Don't forget our goal, you guys! One hundred reviews by next chapter! Come on, only 22 left, we're so close!