The Unconventional Uses of a Cookie Cutter
A Naruto Fanfic
Naruto is not mine. If it was Sasuke would be Naruto's boy-toy and Madara would be dead.
Anyways moving on.
"Naruto-kun, I'm telling you that this is not the way to use a Cookie Cutter" said a pale dark haired man.
"Sai, I know what I'm doing." said Naruto holding a cookie cutter. "I'm aware that this is not cookie dough but we're not making cookies now are we?"
Sai said nothing as he watched the blond use the cat shaped cookie cutter on the mystery meat.
"There!" Naruto said. "Now it can be identified!"
"As what?" Sai asked.
Naruto twitched. "… As… Ummm… As Cat Shaped Pieces of Meat!"
Sai sweat dropped. "What kind of meat?"
"Cat Shaped" Naruto replied.
"Cat shaped what?" a pink haired woman said walking into the kitchen.
"Mystery Meat, Sakura-chan" Sai helpfully replied.
"Was that the stuff that was in the fridge?" Sakura asked Naruto.
"No, nor did I find it in the street." Naruto answered. "Sai brought it home"
"Danzo-sama said that it wouldn't harm anyone." Sai told his housemates.
"I think it just moved." Naruto said looking at the Cat Shaped Meat.
The CSM twitched causing the three ninja to jump.
"Said, did Danzo say it would harm you or did he say anyone" Naruto asked.
"Danzo-sama said anyone." Sai replied never taking his gaze off of the CSM.
"Naruto, can I have one of the Cookie cutters?" Sakura said.
"Which one?" he asked.
"One of the dog ones," She said. "and some more of the meat"
"Are you sure that's wise, Sakura-chan?" Sai said getting his sketch book out.
"I agree with Sai, Making more of them sounds like a bad idea." Naruto agreed.
"Give me the dog-shaped one or I'll make walking difficult." She said quietly.
The CSM jumped and started walking towards them. Sai started sketching quickly, sending out several small lions out to destroy the monstrosities.
Sakura also started attacking with a spew of mud causing the CSM to slow down.
Naruto went to go get help.
10 minutes later…
It took several ANBU, a dozen fire jutsus and a water jutsu but the CSM was finally defeated.
"Naruto-kun" a Cat masked ANBU started
"I didn't start it!" Naruto said quickly. "Sai brought the meat home and I didn't think anything would happen if I shaped them."
"And Sai says that Danzo sent the meat home with him!" Sakura continued
"All Naruto-kun did was shape the meat. He didn't add any Chakra to it." Sai said defending his friend. "I didn't know that would happen!"
The Cat masked ANBU sighed. "Naruto-kun, I will have to take you in. You know you aren't supposed to use jutsus"
"Unless it is an emergency" Naruto said "Which, in my mind that was. Meat is not supposed to do that! All I used body flicker to find you!"
"Naruto-kun, what happened couldn't have been an accident." Cat-mask saide.
"If I had known that would've happened I would've just gotten rid of it. Not shape it into cats!" Naruto replied allowing the ANBU to lead him away to ANBU HQ.
A day later
Naruto was let out with an ANBU escort.
"This is so annoying" Naruto said
"If you had-" The ANBU started
"How else was I supposed to get help?" Naruto snapped. "I'm not allowed to use summons, so I couldn't have done that, nor am I allowed to use the seals that the Ero-sannin made just for that purpose!"
The ANBU said nothing.
"Can I least have privacy when I have to go to the bathroom?" Naruto asked.
"No." the ANBU said "Not until you can prove to be able to trusted to behave."
Naruto sulked.