Never been kissed was AWESOME!
They made few mistukes; for instance; Kurt HAS kissed before. He kissed Brittany in the back nine.. So that counts right? But hey, that was a tiiiiny mistake.
And when Karofsky kissed Kurt, I paused (I was at my friends house cause I don't have Austar yet and she saved it on her box thingy shit.. Soo) and ran out of the lounge and screamed my head of before running back and explaining to her that I'm psychic. And they I played Play and laughed my ass off when Karofsky went to get another kiss and Kurt pushed him so hard he went stumbling down a bit.
Anywaaay, in my Disclaimer, I wrote; Kurt and Karofsky would start the forbidden Romance, or something and yeah, they didn't but it got pretty close : ). So dear friends, I'm psychic.
Quote of the Week: Glee Season 2 Episode 6: Never been kissed (don't remember the time)
Puck: "…And they kept stealing my waffles." Puck mumbles.
This man loves his waffles : )!
© Brittany Pears owns Hairography, Noah Puckerman owns a nipple ring, Mike Chang and Matt Rutherford own their sexiness and Santana Lopez owns her top dogness. I still don't own Glee ); . If I would, Matt would be back, The Inns would reunite and Rachel+Mike would hook up. Puck would get out of Juvie, Kurt and Karofsky would start the forbidden romance and Jacob Ben-Israel would get raped and die like a god damn dog…
Oh, And also a shout out to RavenWolf2089, cause she fucking rocks ! : ).
I don't own 'Too Little Too Late' and 'Club cant handle me'
Let's get on with the chapter ; ).
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Ch13: Too Little Too Late
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The gleeks spent their lunch gagging, yet watching Mike and Rachel 'shove tongue's down each other throats' .
Puck didn't mind cause he didn't get any action since last night and Santana and Brittany were debating on weather they should make out with their boyfriends, but since the new canteen lady was a fucking prick , they didn't want to get suspended for PDA, besides, they would only be gathering attention from their peers, and believe it or not, she didn't like everyone watching her and Puck making out, cause that took out the whole point of intimacy.
Yeah, Intimacy.
Santana shook her head and wondered when the hell she started falling for Puck.
Instead, she thought of the talk her and Rachel had at cheerio practice. Was she really ready to let Quinn back in her life? Sure, she missed her, and would accept her apology. But she knew they would never go back to how they used to be. She didn't only cheat on her boyfriend - no matter what kind of an ass he really is - , she slept with Puck while he and Santana were still together. She broke the Girl code, and that just ain't kosher.
…..
Rachel was standing next to her locker when she saw a swish of black hair.
"Yes, Mercedes?" She said tightly, putting her hair neatly into a ponytail.
"You didn't include me in the huge Jacob revenge thing." She said softly, as if she could get on Rachel's good side.
"Why would I?" She said and shut her locker with more force than she should.
"Well, he has been writing bad things about me too, Rachel. I wanted to humiliate him. I wanted in on the action; why didn't you tell me you were getting revenge?"
"Once again; Why would I?" She asked in the same tone, facing Mercedes and crossing her arms over her chest.
"Look, Diva, I realize we're not really friends, but you should stop being such a selfish bi-"
"I wouldn't finish that sentence if I were you, Mercedes. Leave me alone, or deal with the consequences." She said, her eyes narrowing and she leaned her head too close for Mercedes's comfort. She stepped back and snared at her.
"Don't act so superior, Rachel. Karma might just bite you in the ass."
"Well, it looks like Karma bit you in your oversized ass already." She snapped and walked towards the gym, leaving a fuming Mercedes behind.
She walked in, basically throwing her cheerio bag across the room and marching over to Santana.
"What happened?" She asked softly and secretly checked her over for any injuries; she wouldn't be surprised if Rachel just had a cat fight.
"Mercedes motherfucking Jones happened." She said angrily and stomped her foot.
She heard footsteps behind her and two arms wrapped around her waist.
"Hey Sweets, soo.. Who got punched?" He asked casually .
"Unfortunately, no one. I value my sanity too much as too scoop down that low." She answered.
"And who was the idiot?"
"Mercedes."
"A-ha. What did she want? Not getting enough attention?"
"She wanted to know why she wasn't in on the punishment for Jacob."
"Really?"
"Mike? Why are you talking like that?"
"He's getting you riled up so you'll actually punch Wheezy."
"I am doing no such thing!" He answered back playfully and turned Rachel around. She only then noticed he didn't have a shirt on.
"Go put a shirt on." She demanded through their kisses.
"Possessive?"
"You betcha." She said right back, throwing glares at freshman cheerio's that were clearly checking him out, giggling and swooning.
He pulled her into a heated kiss and then ran to put his shirt on, passing a freshly showered Puck.
"Hey Babe, Hey Caroline." He acknowledged both girls and put an arm around each of their shoulders, both girl rolling their eyes.
Mike came back and delicately shooed Puck's arm from Rachel.
"Hands off of my girl, Puck." He said and threw him a playful glare to which he answered with a punch on the shoulder.
The kids were sitting on the inside bleachers and were waiting for Tanaka and Sylvester, wondering where both were. Finally, Sue walked in , looking livid.
"Who the hell put itching powder in mine and Ken's clothes?" She screamed. Most students were laughing, practically the freshman cheerleaders but Santana and Rachel puckered their lips, eyes wide , scooting closer to their boyfriends.
"Well, if no one steps up, everyone of you is doing fifty laps today!"
Rachel quickly raised her hand.
"But that's not fair Miss Sylvester! What about the people that didn't do anything!" She yelled furiously.
"If no one steps up, fifty laps." She repeats and everyone went quiet. Brittany rose her hand.
"It was that girl." She said and pointed to a red head cheerio.
"What?" She shrieked out, her arms flying everywhere.
"You did it? My office. Now." She yelled.
"You believe her?"
"Brittany might be stupid sometimes, clueless pretty much. But she doesn't lie." She snarled and dragged the red head to her office. Meanwhile, Finn and Quinn were having an argument. Rachel and Santana watching it carefully and watched as Quinn stormed out of the gym, Finn following her.
"Should we?" Rachel asked.
"No." Santana said coldly.
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English 2 passed without a hitch and Rachel wondered what to do with Mercedes, but realized that by ignoring her, she would annoy her without even breaking a sweat. She smiled evilly and leaned towards Mike, putting her head on his shoulder liking the way he looked down at her.
"Something wrong?"
"No." She answered and he went back to his work, but Rachel just searched his face.
She liked how focused he was. She muffled her giggle with her hand and Mike looked down at her confused.
"What?" He asked.
"Nothing. You're cute when you focus." She explained and Mike smiled at the way her eyes sparkled. He chuckled lightly and went back to work.
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When Glee rolled up, Rachel - she never imagined that-didn't look forward to it at all.
But she sighed and sat beside Mike as if nothing happened before Gym. Mercedes and Finn strutted in, and Rachel wondered why they were always together like that. Quinn walked in a couple seconds later , followed by Kurt who walked in and sat beside Brittany. He shot a smile at Rachel and she smiled back. Will walked into the class and stood at the front, arms crossed over his chest.
"Who put the itching powder in everyone's clothes?" He asked calmly.
"Some ranger." Santana answered bored.
"Who?"
"Ask Sylvester, she practically screamed her head off." She answered back and suddenly found her a spot on Puck's shirt interesting.
"Anyone has anything to perform?" He asked and Quinn nodded.
"Could we maybe move it to the Auditorium?" She asks the club and they agree.
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Once they were seated, Quinn walked to stand on the stage with three microphones in place.
"Rachel? Brittany? Could you help me out?" She asks and Rachel stands up, taking Brittany's head while leading them to the stage.
"What're we singing?"
"You'll know." She answered with a smile . The music started and Rachel felt herself swinging her hips in the rhythm of the music. Brittany followed soon after.
(AN: Normal=Quinn, Brackets=Rachel&Brittany )
Come with me, Stay the night,
You say the words, but boy it don't feel right,
What do ya expect me to say ( You know It's just too little too late)
You take my hand,
And you say you've changed
But boy you know you begging, don't fool me,
Because to you, it's just a game (You know It's just too little too late)
Rachel just only realized, that Quinn was breaking up with Finn; through a song. She sand with a little more emotion, showing her support.
So let me on down,
'Cause time has made me strong
I'm starting to move on,
I'm gonna say this now,
Your chance has come and gone,
And you know…
It's just, too little too late,
A little too wrong,
And I cant wait.
But you know all the right things to say ( You know It's just too little too late)
Quinn's voice was getting more and more powerful, and Rachel was just a tad bit jealous.
You say you dream of my face,
But you don't like me,
You just like the chase.
To be real,
It doesn't matter anyway ( You know It's just too little too late)
Yeah yeaaahhh... It's just too little too late... Mhmm
Rachel listened as Quinn's voice was getting quieter. And then she looked up at Finn and started singing again.
I was young,
And in love,
I gave you everything but it wasn't enough.
And now you wanna communicate ( You know It's just too little too late)
Go find someone else,
I'm letting you go,
I'm loving myself.
You got a problem, but don't come asking me for help.
'Cause you know…
Finn looked as if he realized what was happening and lets just say that he wasn't taking it so well.
It's just, too little too late,
A little too wrong,
And I cant wait.
But you know all the right things to say ( You know It's just too little too late)
You say you dream of my face,
But you don't like me,
You just like the chase.
To be real,
It doesn't matter anyway ( You know It's just too little too late)
I can love with all my heart baby,
I know I have so much to give (I have so much to give)
With a player like you I don't have a prayer
That's no way to live
Ohhhh... mmm noooIt's just too little too lateYeaahhhh...
Finn was leaning forward in his seat, posture steady but quivering, somehow he looked as if he was on the edge of crying, but then the stone-like face was back.
It's just, too little too late,
A little too wrong,
And I cant wait.
But you know all the right things to say ( You know It's just too little too late)
You say you dream of my face,
But you don't like me,
You just like the chase.
To be real,
It doesn't matter anyway ( You know It's just too little too late)
YeahYou know it's just too little too lateOh, I can't wait
Finn was standing up now, staring, or more like glaring at his now ex-girlfriends, who stayed strong. Their voices started to fading a little towards the end.
It's just, too little too late,
A little too wrong,
And I cant wait.
But you know all the right things to say ( You know It's just too little too late)
You say you dream of my face,
But you don't like me,
You just like the chase.
To be real,
It doesn't matter anyway ( You know It's just too little too late)
Finn walked up, glowering like that stupid sparkling vampire from Twilight.. Edwin, Edmund.. Edward Cullen. Rachel let a giggle burst at the reference but it quickly swiped off when he directed the stare at her. Rachel stood her ground though, walking to stand beside Quinn.
"And this is what? Our break up song? After all we've been through?" He seethed, his eyes narrowing impossible tight.
"You haven't been exactly faithful Finn." Rachel answered.
"And she has?" He snapped and Mike stood up, as if to warn him.
"You cheated on her first!" She snapped right back and Santana went to stand beside Finn, ready to punch the fucker if needed.
"But-.. That-! UGH!" He yells and walks out of the auditorium.
"There goes The Big Unfriendly Giant." Santana commented. Suddenly, Mercedes stood up and followed Finn.
"And there goes Wheezy." She added and smirked.
"Guys, I think you should stop. You're pulling the group apart. We need 12 people for sectionals next year. You need to stop whatever is happening and make it better." Will said. "I found a song that you might like, Club Cant Handle Me, by Flo Rida and David Guetta. Kay, let's get started."
You know I know how
To make em stop and stare as I zone out
The club can't even handle me right now
Watchin you I'm watchin you we go all out
The club can't even handle me right now (yeahhhhh)
The club can't even handle me right now (yeahhhhh)
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I was planning a huge fight between Finn and Rachel but I'm leaving it for another chapter.
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