A/N: Any of the fanfiction the characters are reading in this story are totally made up. I wouldn't actually use someone elses work (unless I want a lot of flames). The words in bold italics are the fics the characters are reading. I own nothing.

"Kiyo, are you coming?" Zatch yelled impatiently as his reader walked back up the stairs and into his room.

"Yeah, yeah. I'm here." Kiyo sighed, obviously slightly annoyed, as he sat down in the chair beside Zatch. Zatch quickly glanced at Kiyo then turned his attention back to the computer screen.

"So, did you call the guys?" The child muttered, clicking at the mouse.

"Yes, Yes, I called a few of them ."

"Good." Zatch said, nodding his head wildly. "They will totally FLIP when they see this."

Kiyo shrugged his shoulders and cocked his head back slightly.

"I still say it's just a coincidence." He murmured to himself.

"Shh, stop talking to yourself, I'm trying to read this story." Zatch hushed Kiyo by waving his hand in his face, his eyes still glued to the screen.

"What are you reading?" Kiyo asked, straining to see the screen.

"Something called 'The Bestest Fic Ever' or something like that."

"Sounds promising." Kiyo mumbled sarcastically, only to be hushed by Zatch again.

"Shh, lemme read."

Teh bestest fic ever!

By Omgimsokewl

"Omgimsokewl?" Kiyo butted in. "Egotistical much? And I'm just hoping that "teh" is just a typo."

Zatch shrugged.

A/N: LOL HI THERE!1111

"What's with all the ones?" Kiyo asked, raising his brow.

DIS IZ MY 1ST FIC! LOL!111

"Hold it!" Kiyo yelled. "When did 'this' start getting spelled 'd-i-s' and 'is' start getting spelled 'i-z'?"

"I dunno." Zatch shrugged. "Maybe he or she his spelling problems."

I RELLY RELLY HOP U LYK IT!11 LOL!1 I NO ITS GONNA BE REEL GOOD!1 LOLOL!1 CAUS IM A REEL GOOD RITER!111 LOL!111 ON WIT DA FIC!1111

Kiyo's eye twitched.

Ther once was a relly kewl momodo named Zack.

"Does it mean me?" Zatch asked. "Cause it's Zatch, not Zack!"

zack had a relly-

"IT'S ZATCH!"

-hawt reeder named keeo.

"WHAT?" Kiyo cried out, jumping up from his chair and knocking it to the floor. "That is NOT how you spell me name. And the person won't even use caps!"

"Hey, at least the person actually got the pronunciation to your name right. He, or she, keeps calling me Zack."

keeo waz zacks book reeder caus zack had reel kewl spels dat cam from dat reeel kewl awsum fun wickd book. it waz soooooooooooo kewl!111 lol! keeo and zack woud go fite bad guys, cus dey wer kewl lyk dat. dey-

"Caps please!" Kiyo yelled. Zatch glared.

"Stop interrupting! You're ruining it."

"RUINING IT!" Kiyo shrieked, causing Zatch to nearly fall out of his chair. "Can it really get any worse?"

"Um... well... no..."

kickd total ass all da tym and dat was soooooooo kewl!111 lol!11 :) 1 day kancomay falgare megumee teea suzi and ponygone all cam over 2 dere house. Ponygone said hey dis is kewl we get 2 see ech other (a/n: lol!1 im translating ponys noises 2 englesh!1)

"God," Kiyo moaned, holding his head. "first of all, this person keeps spelling all the names wrong, secondly, this person didn't even bother to use quotation marks, and thirdly, THIS PERSON CAN'T EVEN SPELL ENGLISH RIGHT!"

yEah i no said kancomay who was eeting candi and geting fater and fater cus he waz greedi and werd.

"Although," Kiyo added, smirking. "I'm not gonna criticize that."

dey had a relly fun tym wen dis meen ugli momodo crashd thru da hous and tryd 2 kil dem al! omg!11 dey were rellly relly relly relly scard but they were supor bad ass 2 so dey kickd the meen momodos butt rEel hard and burnt his stoopid ugli meeny book!1 ya!111 lol!111

"That's it?" Zatch exclaimed, his mouth hanging open. "That's all? Barely even a paragraph to tell of the fight. Come on! They couldn't even say what spells we used to beat this mamodo, or who the reader was? Man! And what the hell does 'lol' mean?"

dey cheeerd anf had a reel kewl parti to celibrat the deth of the meeny momodo. it was soooo much fun!111 lololol!

"You don't kill mamodo's when you burn their book." Kiyo interrupted, glaring. "This person knows nothing about mamodos."

day wer al happi!1111 da end!

LOL! WELL THATS IT! I reelly hopd u lykd it!11 and i no you did!1 lol!1 luv ya all!11

Kiyo and Zatch stared blackly at the screen for a few minutes. They blinked.

"Well," Kiyo finally said calmly, breaking the awkward silence. "I'm gonna be truthful. That was the most horrible piece of shit I've ever had the displeasure of laying my eyes upon."

Zatch cringed and squirmed slightly.

"That was just one story. Maybe the others will be better." He said quietly, trying to look cheerful but not doing a very good job of it. Kiyo just shook his head. Zatch cringed again and turned his head back to the computer.

Suddenly, a small ring was heard from downstars, causing Kiyo to turn his head towards the door.

"Someone's here already." Kiyo sighed standing up, slightly relieved to be able to get away from that fanfiction from hell. "Try and find a better story then that crap, please!"

"Sure thing, Kiyo." Zatch nodded. "I'll find something REAL good."

"I sure hope so." Kiyo muttered as he left the room. "I really do."