I don't own- ah screw this crap! Do I really have to say this in every chapter?

"There has to be something good here." Zatch murmured to himself as cursored down the screen. " What are some of the fics here?... 'Zatch and Friends'? Nah, too kiddish sounding. 'Mamodo's are Cool'? Well duh! 'A Pretty New Member'? Hmmm, that might be good."

Zatch clicked it.

Summary: A cute, tough, hot new mamodo girl comes and joins the gang.

"Hey Kiyo! I think I found something!"

"Coming!" Kiyo yelled back as he climbed up the stairs, followed by a teen girl and her mamodo.

"Oh, hi Tia. Hi Megumi." Zatch said to the pop star, Megumi, and her pink haired mamodo, Tia. Both girls smiled at him and sat down.

"So, what have we got here?" Megumi asked in her usual kind tone. "Kiyo said something about fanfiction with characters that have the same names as us or something?"

"Not just the same names." Zatch said. "They ARE us."

Kiyo shrugged and gave her a sheepish grin.

"I still say it's only a coine-"

"Oh puuh-lease!" Zatch butted in. "That's what you said before. Don't you at least think it's somewhat weird that all the characters have the same name as us?"

Kiyo didn't know what to say.

"Well, it should be interesting none the less." Megumi nodded. "Now Zatch, what are you reading now?"

"Something called 'A Pretty New Member'."

"Hopefully it's better then the last one." Kiyo mumbled, sticking his hands in his pockets. Megumi looked at him.

"That bad?"

"Lemme put it this way, my eyes still hurt."

"Oh."

"I wanna see!" Tia exclaimed, ignoring the two teenagers as she pushed Zatch over so she could get a better view of the screen. "Read it already."

"Sure thing."

A Pretty New Member

By Kiyostrueluver

"Kiyo..." Megumi began, eyeing him strangely. "Why didn't you tell me you had a girlfriend?"

"I-I don't!" He answered, his eyes shifting uneasily. Thank goodness Suzy wasn't here to see this.

Once upon a time there was a beautiful mamodo girl named Beautifulica.

"Beautifulica?" Megumi said, staring at the screen with slight disgust. "I'm pretty sure that nobody, not even a mamodo, is named that."

Beautifulica was the prettest mamodo ever. She had a perfect hawt hour glass shaped body with big DD breasts and lean but very toned legs and a hawt tight purple shirt that showed off her stunning chest and a blue jean mini skirt that showed off her hawt butt and sexy body. She had pale (but not too pale) skin and a round face with full, red lips and a cute little mole right over her lip. Her hair was long and golden with a blue streak down the back and eyes that were perfect round oval shaped orbs that changed color with her mood but they were usually rainbow because that's beautiful and unique.

Tia gagged.

"That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard in my life!" She stated, standing up as though she was saying something of great importance. "I don't even know if anyone's eyes can even do that!"

"And what the hell does she mean by perfect round ovals?" Said Kiyo with disgust at the lack of logic. "They can't be both round AND oval. Make up your mind."

They were simply hushed by Zatch and Megumi.

She also had every guy (both human and mamodo) after her cause she was soooooooooooo-

"We get it already!" Kiyo yelled, flinging his arms in the air.

beautiful. She always let them look at her though cause she was really kind.

"Gee, how thoughtful." Megumi added sarcastically, rolling her eyes.

She had had a bad life though. Everyone in the mamodo world always beat up on her because they were jealous of her great beauty. Thinking about that made her very sad (her eyes changed to blue). It wasn't fair, it's not like she asked to be beautiful and perfect.

"Yeah, it must be such a hardship." Megumi mumbled, clutching the sides of her chair with anger.

"Wait," Kiyo added. "If every guy chases after her then how can everyone, including the guys, also beat up on her. This story makes no sense."

She was now on planet earth and was trying to find her reader. Suddenly it started raining a cold rain. She shivered, she knew she had to get out of it or else she might get really sick.

"Now, now," Megumi started, grinning. "I wouldn't worry. Stay in the rain longer and get sick and di- I mean get nice and clean. Rain water is good for perfect golden hair that I'd just love to grab and rip-"

The other three stared at her. She coughed.

"Sorry, I guess I was getting a little too caught up. Continue."

She wrapped her arms around her sexy body and ran. Soon she saw a house. She ran up the steps and rang the doorbell.

"Coming." Said the sexy voice of none other then Kiyo. He opened the door to find Beautifulica at his door step, dripping wet and shivering in the cold. He stared at her, transfixed with her beauty.

"She's so pretty." Kiyo thought. "So much better looking then plain looking Megumi."

"PLAIN LOOKING!" Megumi shrieked, jumping up from her chair and slapping the shocked Kiyo across the face. "WELL I NEVER!"

Tia stared up at her reader in awe

"Wow Megumi, I didn't know you had it in you."

"Me nether." Kiyo added quietly, rubbing his now brused cheek.

"Help me..." Beautifulica managed to say before fainting into his sexy arms.

"Maybe she's dead." Tia said optimistically. Megumi just clenched her teeth.

"Hey Megumi," Began Zatch. "What's wrong with your teeth? You're starting to look like Naomi..."

"Just read the damn story!"

"Oh no!" Kiyo cried. "You poor thing. Don't worry, I'll protect you."

Kiyo picked up the poor, beautiful, sexy, hot, cute, gorgeous, pretty, sweet, foxy-

"Alright already!" Megumi banged her head against the desk. "Is there anymore words to discribe how beautiful she is?"

Mamodo girl and carried her to his room. He put her on his bed and stared at her.

"Is she dead?"

Tia and Megumi's faces brightened up.

But then she moved and moaned.

Their cheerful look soon disappeared.

"Oh thank goodness." Kiyo said, holding her in his arms. She moaned again and opened her eyes.

"W-where am I?" She said in her sexy cute voice.

"Safe." He replied, hugging her tighter. "What's your name?"

"Beautifulica."

"Beautifulica." Kiyo thought. "What a beautiful name. I love it."

"No! It's a horrible, vile name! And I do not love it."

"I'm Kiyo by the way."

Beautifulica nodded then shivered slightly. Kiyo saw that and wrapped a blanket around her.

"Where did you come from?"

"I- well, you just wouldn't understand."

Kiyo cocked his head back, wondering what she meant.

"She makes me sound like a moron!" Kiyo groaned.

Then he saw the book. He gasped.

"You're a mamodo?

She cringed.

"Y-yeah. But I don't have a reader yet."

"Don't worry," Kiyo cooed, stroking her cheek-

The real Kiyo felt ready to throw up.

"I'll help you find your reader. I have a mamodo myself. See, there's my book right there." He said pointing to his book on the desk.

"Why the hell would I tell some random mamodo I just met, who could be an enemy, that I have a mamodo myself AND THEN point out where our book is?" Kiyo asked out loud. "Yeah, that's one way to get your book burned faster."

Beautifulica smiled. She felt better. Suddenly the door to Kiyo's room flew open. In came a little mamodo (Zatch). The twerpy-

"I'm not that small!" Zatch exclaimed. The group snickered slightly.

mamodo stared at Beautifulica in awe.

"Wow," The shrimpy-

"I'M NOT THAT SMALL!"

kid thought. "She's the most beautiful girl ever."

Kiyo noticed the way Zatch was looking at her and he glared at the younger boy, as though to say "she's mine, stay away from her".

"You can have her." Zatch said laughing. Kiyo gagged.

"Who's this?" Zatch asked, still eyeing the gorgeous mamodo girl.

Tia looked about ready to kill someone.

"This is Beautifulica." Kiyo replied, still giving Zatch that look. "Beautifulica, this is Zatch."

"It's nice to meet you." Beautifulica said as she shook Zatch's hand. Zatch blushed red. She was sooooooooo hot! If he had to pick between Beautifulica and Tia, he would pick Beautifulica and leave bitchy not-really-very-pretty-kinda-ugly stupid Tia in the dust.

"Oh cra-" Zatch barely managed to utter before he felt two strong hands wrapped tightly around his neck.

"OOOOH YOU BRAT!" Tia shrieked as she strangled the poor frightened mamodo boy. "HOW DARE YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT ME LIKE THAT!"

"Tia... -cough- it's not me... -gag- it's the story... -wheez- please let go... -gasp- of... -hack- my neck... -choke-"

"Maybe I should read." Kiyo interupted while trying to break apart the two children.

"Good idea." Megumi replied, grabbing the kicking and screaming Tia.

"Zatch, Beautifulica is very weak right now. Maybe you should leave." Kiyo ordered.

"But I-"

"Now Zatch."

Zatch sighed and left the room. He hoped he would be able to get a chance alone with Beautifulica soon.

Back in Kiyo's room Kiyo was still holding the weak girl close.

"How are you feeling?" He asked. She smiled. He was soooooooo cute when he was thoughful of others.

"I'm better now thanx." She said. Suddenly, the horrible happened. A giant creature crashed through Kiyo's window. Kiyo screamed like a girl.

The group (except Kiyo) burst out laughing. Kiyo glared.

"Shut up! I don't scream like a girl!"

"No." Thought Beautifulica as she stared at the creature in horror. "It can't be. He followed me here."

The mean, ugly creature laughed evily as he stared down at Beautifulica.

"I've finally found you." The horrid creature said in a deep voice. "Now I'm going to kill you."

"Kill her. Eat her." Megumi and Tia both chanted quietly to themselves.

"Not if I can help it!" Kiyo cried out, standing in front of her to protect her.

The two girls glared at Kiyo.

"You just had to ruin it," Megumi said. "didn't you?"

Kiyo hid his face in his hands.

"ZATCH!" He called for his mamodo. The evil creature simply threw Kiyo out of the way and went up to Beautifulica.

"Noooo!" Kiyo screamed as the evil thing grabbed Beautifulica. She was the only girl he ever loved.

"I'VE BARELY KNOWN HER FOR 5 MINUTES! HOW THE HELL CAN I LOVE HER?"

Beautifulica could feel her anger boiling up (her eyes turned red). She couldn't take it anymore.

"I-told-you-to-leave-me-ALONE!" She shrieked as a blinding light came from her body. The creature roared in anger as it got burned. He dropped her and she fell screaming.

The group cheered.

Luckily Kiyo caught her.

The group groaned.

"I'll get you for this Beautifulica!" The creature cursed. Then it disappeared.

Beautifulica was feeling weak again. Kiyo held her close.

"I'm sorry..." She managed to whisper beforing passing out-

"She likes to faint a lot, doesn't she?" Megumi pointed out.

into Kiyo's arms.

End of chapter one

"What?" Megumi shouted. "There's more?"

"I, uh, guess so." Kiyo answered, rubbing the back of his neck.

"So, should we read the rest?" Zatch asked, taking the mouse and getting ready to click the next chapter.

"No way!" Kiyo shouted, trying to grab the mouse away from the child. "There is no way I'm going through more of this sh-"

"Actually," Megumi interupted hesitantly. "I think we should read more."

"What!" Kiyo yelled, his mouth hanging open. "But I thought you hated this story."

"Well, yeah, I do. But I also kinda wanna see what happens next. Like," Megumi added with a grin. "if she dies or not."

"Fine." Kiyo agreed grudgingly. "But I better not get slapped across the face again."

"Deal."

And so, Zatch clicked the next chapter.