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"Gee, I wonder why?" Megumi groaned sarcastically.

WTF's a Mary-Sue?! God!!! Oh well, on with the fic.

"I can barely contain me excitement." Megumi sighed, resting her head on her hand.

"Hey, you're the one who wanted to read the next chapter in the first place." Kiyo pointed out.

Kiyo stared down at the lifeless form of Beautifulica.

The two girls cheered.

"Yes!" Tia exclaimed. "She's dead! Yahoo!"

Kiyo started crying.

"Beautifulica!!" He screamed, still holding her in his arms. "Don't die!!!"

His tears fell on her body. Suddenly, she moved.

"NOOOOOO!!!" Tia shrieked, falling to her knees. "WHY?!"

"Beautifulica!" Kiyo yelled, hugging her. "You're alive."

"Of course I'm alive." She said, standing up. Her legs felt weak and she fell into Kiyo's lap. She blushed and smiled sexily when she felt something hard between his legs (if ya know what I mean. Lol ;D).

"Uh, yeah," Megumi interrupted, blushing. "we know what you mean.""

Kiyo felt like dying right at that moment.

Kiyo smiled at her happily and held her close. Then he realized something.

"Beautifulica," He asked, staring into her perfect eyes (which were purple with happiness). "what was with that light that came from your body?"

"Like I really care." Kiyo murmured.

She bit her lip and turned away.

"I-I don't know if I should tell you."

"Of course you can tell me." He said, brushing her perfect beautiful golden hair out of her face.

"Well... okay. I'm not a normal mamodo. I have strange powers that don't even come from my book. When I'm really angry I can make light come out of my body."

"Oh you've got to be kidding me..." Megumi moaned.

A tear rolled out of her gorgeous eyes and down her perfect round face. "It's a curse though."

Kiyo wiped the tear from her eye.

"No, it's not." He said. "It's amazing and it saved your- and my- life."

"Gee, what would I ever do without Beautifulica?" Kiyo sighed as he rolled his eyes.

"There's more though." She sighed. "I should tell you. I'm-I'm... immortal."

"WHAT!!?" Tia and Megumi shrieked in unison.

Kiyo's eyes widened.

"Wow." He breathed. "That's amazing."

She looked at him, surprised.

"You-you think so?"

"Of course." He replied. "It's the coolest thing ever."

She smiled and her eyes changed to pink for happiness.

"Wait a sec," Megumi interrupted. "I thought purple was happiness."

"This story is ridiculous." Kiyo groaned.

Kiyo decided it was time to tell her how he felt.

"Beautifulica... I..." He turned away, blushing. She stroked his cheek sexily.

"What is it Kiyo?"

"I-I... love you."

Kiyo groaned again.

He closed his eyes. How could someone as perfect and beautiful as Beautifulica love him back? To his surprise, she leaned over and kissed him on the cheek.

"I love you too, Kiyo."

"Really?"

"Yeah."

Suddenly, he grabbed her into a passionate kiss. But she pulled away-

"Thank God." Kiyo thought.

and grabbed him and kissed him back even harder and more passionately.

Kiyo sighed sadly.

"Nevermind."

Suddenly Kiyo grabbed her and threw her on his bed, unbuttoning her shirt eagerly.

Megumi twitched.

"Eeew, what are you doing to her?" Zatch and Tia bothed squealed, covering there eyes.

"God, just kill me now." Kiyo whispered, hiding his face in his hands.

But Beautifulica stopped him.

Kiyo sighed in relief.

"I'm sorry Kiyo, but I'm not ready."

Kiyo sighed sadly. He had waited for this moment all his life, but he didn't want to make her do it.

"Okay, I understand." He said glumly.

"I'm glad. Maybe when I 'm ready we can though, okay?"

Kiyo nodded.

"I hope your ready soon though."

"Great, now I sound like a horny bastard."

They hugged and made out some more. Then Beautifulica fell asleep in his arms.

End of chapter two.

"THERE'S EVEN MORE!?" Megumi shrieked. Kiyo shivered with fear.

"Ugh, no way we are reading the next chapter, OKAY?!" Kiyo exclaimed, standing up and pacing back and forth. "Do you know how long it's gonna take me to forget this?"

"Don't worry," Megumi began, grabbing the mouse from Zatch and clicking the back button a couple of times. "There is no way I'm going through anymore of that either. Knowing that she can't die just kinda ruined it for me."

Kiyo sighed and walked back over to the computer.

"Zatch, why don't you let me pick the story now?"

Zatch nodded and stood up, letting Kiyo sit down in the chair.

"Okay, let's see," Kiyo said to himself. "what other stories are there? Hmmm... wait, this one sounds interesting, what do you guys think?"

The group nodded in agreement.

"Anything's better then Beautifulica." Megumi replied.

CLICK!