Heather: *crying with cuts on arm* I CANT WRITE WITH A MANIAC CHASING ME! AND WHY'D YOU LEAVE ME ALL ALONE ALICE?
Alice: BECAUSE YOU MADE ANOTHER SHORT CHAPTER!
Heather: TEI IS GIVING ME WRITERS BLOCK!
Alice: OH COME ON HEATHER! NOW IS THE WORST TIME TO GET WRITERS BLOCK!
Heather: WELL YOU TRY WRITING A CHAPTER!
Alice: I CAN'T WRITE! I CAN ONLY EDIT! AND STOP CRYING!
Heather: *sniffle* Sorry. Anyway…before we start the chapter, Rin, Len, and Miku get over here please.
Rin: What?
Heather: All three of you give TsundereMe love right now because without him we couldn't upload this chapter or the rest of the fic!
Miku, Rin, and Len: Ok! *gives TsundereMe Hatsune and Kagamine love*
Heather: Can I have some Kagamine love?
Rin and Len: …
Alice: what about me?
Rin and Len: Fine…*gives Alice and Heather Kagamine love*
Alice and Heather: *FANGIRL SCREAM!*
Chapter 16: Chibi's Get Busted
Kaito's p.o.v.
After a lot of bandaging, (I eventually had to give up my scarf) Haku was able to heave herself into a sitting position. We decided to take a little time to celebrate a bit.
"Who wants some Sake?" Meiko called out.
Only Haku wanted some. Miku said only if she could dip leek in it. She did. I don't know how long we stayed there. We finally got Haku into a standing position.
Everyone started cheering. Without thinking, I ran up to Meiko and kissed her. I thought she was going to punch me in the face or do worse damage, but I think she was drunk, because she kissed me back.
"Oooooooooh!" Rin said in a dreamy making-fun-of-us voice.
Gakupo did a perverted whistle again and Meiko punched him. Again. Everyone laughed.
"Alright, alright, enough partying. We still need to find Len." Teto said.
"Haku, can you walk?" Rin asked.
"Yeah, I think so." Haku said.
She was walking fine, but with a slight limp. We kept going through the cave, well back to the old grind.
Len's p.o.v.
After a lot of falling through holes, tripping on rocks, and stubbing my toe many times, I almost wish Tei—oh, right, Tei…I still feel guilty about that. She must be dead by now. I could've saved her. I'm such a wimp! Now we were out of the cave and walking through the desert.
Nothing in sight.
"How much farther?" I moaned.
"Oh come on Len, we're pretty much toddlers and we're not complaining." Chibi Rin said.
"Look who's talking!" I retorted.
Chibi Len was carrying Chibi Rin piggyback style.
"Eh, a girl's life is complicated." She said.
Chibi Len just sighed and rolled his eyes.
"Wait a minute, aren't the others still in the cave?" I asked.
"Oh, um…." Chibi Rin looked like she was hiding something.
"Rin?" Chibi Len said, he must've not known either.
"Well…I was thinking that…We could go home ourselves and…" Rin said slowly.
"And what? Become the only VOCALOIDS?" Chibi Len said.
"Well…Not that harshly but…Pretty much, yeah." She said guiltily.
Chibi Len immediately dropped her.
"THEN YOUR NO BETTER THAN ZATSUNE!" He yelled.
I started to panic, if they started fighting, they'd be loud enough for Zatsune to hear.
"GUYS SHUT UP!" It didn't work.
They started wrestling and hollering at each other.
"GUYS STOP! STOP! GOD DAMN IT STOP ALREADY!" I yelled as loud as I could.
They stopped. We suddenly heard many tiny footsteps.
"Oh no." Said Chibi Len.
Suddenly, all the Chibi's came with knives. HOW ON EARTH DID THEY GET KNIVES? It's like how Luka hides her giant tuna and whip all day! I thought we could fight off a bunch of toddlers. How wrong I was.
"Well, well, well, two little betrayers and an escaped prisoner." A familiar voice came from behind.
We turn around and gasped. It was Zatsune.