A/N: Thanks for all the reviews guys. And yeah, I'll try and tone Zatch down a little bit. I own nothing
"So, who'll read?" Tia asked, jumping off from the chair. The other three stared at her.
"But," Zatch began. "I thought you were reading."
Tia laughed.
"The wouldn't be a good idea." She replied. "If it's horrible again, I don't wanna have to bare to lay my eyes on it."
"But it might be good." Zatch protested.
"Maybe, but I'm still not taking that chance." Tia crossed her arms stubbornly. "Sorry."
Kiyo groaned and rubbed his temple.
"Well someone has to read it." Kiyo muttered. "It's not gonna be me though, I've read enough crappy stories already."
The two children looked at each other.
"Rock, paper, scissors?" Zatch challenged. Tia grinned.
"Oh, you are so on."
The two kids stuck out their wrists and began shaking them in the air.
"Rock, paper, scissors." Zatch chanted. Zatch got rock, Tia got paper.
"Ha, paper beats rock!" Tia boasted. "Now you have to read."
"No fair!" He whined. "You cheated."
"Did not!"
"Yeah ya did!"
"JUST READ IT ALREADY!" Megumi and Kiyo screamed in unison. The two kids jumped.
"Okay, okay." Zatch said calmly, sitting down. " How about we take turns?"
Tia hesitated.
"Fine, but you go first."
A Strange Pair
By CrackPairingsRock
Summary: Two certain people admit their feelings for each other. CRACK PAIRING!
"What's a crack pairing?" Zatch asked Kiyo.
"Again, I don't know." He answered, sighing, already knowing it was probably something horrid and vile.
"Ohh, maybe it's a pairing that smoke crack together!" Tia squealed. Megumi gave her a look.
"And how do you know what crack is?" Megumi asked, still eyeing her.
"Um..."
Megumi groaned and smacked her forehead.
"Okay, no more late night TV for you!"
"What's crack?" Zatch asked. Kiyo moaned.
"Okay," Kiyo began, twitching slightly. "can we stop talking about drugs for-"
"Drugs?" Zatch cocked his head back. "But I thought we we're talking about crack, right?... Kiyo...uh, Kiyo?... Doesn't it hurt to bang your head against that wall?..."
"CAN WE JUST READ THE FREAKIN' STORY!"
Tia leaned against the wall.
"Alright!" Tia yelled, clapping her hands gleefully. "I'm the star.
She knew he would be coming down this hall in a few minutes.
"Great," Kiyo moaned. "Another story where it doesn't tell who this person is until later."
His concert would be over soon.
Megumi's eyes widened.
"Oh God, they don't mean him again?"
Tia twitched.
"Oh where is he?" Tia thought. "I hope he comes soon."
Then there he was. Parco Folgore-
"NOT AGAIN!" Shrieked Megumi. Meanwhile, Zatch was grinning a Tia.
"Well, well, well." He smirked. "Guess it's your turn to read now."
"Uh, uh.."
"We had a deal, 'member?"
"...Agh, fine!"
in all his manly goodness. Tia blushed and waved a hand at him.
"Hi Folgore!" She yelled waving at him. He jumped.
"Tia, what are you doing here?" He asked. For a moment, Tia could swear he was blushing.
"I-Will-Kill-Him..." Megumi hissed, clenching her fists. Tia just stared at the screen. She was too shocked to say or do anything. Zatch chuckled evilly, took the mouse from her hand and continued reading where she left off.
"Revenge." He thought, grinning.
"I've been waiting for you." She said, placing her hand on his leg.
"Speak of the devil." Kiyo said, turning towards the door as he heard someone coming up the stairs. "I think he's here."
Folgore placed his hand on her head.
"That means a lot to me, Tia."
"I'LL GET HIM!" Megumi shrieked, running to the door as it began to open.
Folgore picked her up and hugged her.
"Folgore, you mean the world to me." She cooed. "Please be my boyfriend."
Folgore smiled. He knew what to say.
"OOOH YOU PERVERT!" Megumi shrieked, smacking the shocked man across the face as he walked in.
"What'a did I do?" Folgore sobbed, rubbing his face. Kanchome just stared.
"This!" She yelled, pointing to the computer. Folgore walked over. He grinned when he saw the familar web site.
"Oh, you'a goin' on Fanfiction dot Net?" He asked, his eyes gleaming. Kiyo turned to look at him.
"You know of this site?" Kiyo asked.
"Yeah, I have an account." Folgore nodded, grinning. "It'a has some good writers here."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah!" Kanchome squealed, squeezing himself between the other two mamodo children. "He writes lots of cool awesome stories here. Mostly for Star Trek though, right Folgore? He likes to put on those weird pointy ears before he writes though and-"
Folgore smacked his hand over Kanchome's bill. Kiyo snickered.
"You're a Trekkie?"
Folgore sweatdropped.
"-cough- Uh, maybe this'a isn't the best'a time to talk about this."
Kiyo grinned.
"So," Kiyo changed the subject. "you've been going on this site and haven't even noticed that there's a category about us here?"
Folgore shrugged.
"Eh, I don't'a go in the Anime and Manga section."
Kiyo pondered how he knew they were in the anime section when he hadn't even told him in the first place
"Whatever," Kiyo finally answered, shaking his head. "you're not missing much. We can't seem to find anything good here."
"Why? What'a is wrong."
"Well, first of all," Began Zatch. "We found this story that didn't even spell our names right, let alone every other word."
"Ah, that'a would'a be something written by the common troll. It'a likely wasn't serious."
"Then we found this story with this incredibly perfect sickeningly sweet immortal girl." Megumi hissed, clenching her fists at the thought of the bitch.
"That'a would'a be the infamous Mary-Sue."
"Then there was this one where you and Kanchome were having a sexual relationship." Kiyo added, holding back a laugh. Folgore paused, letting that sink in. He shuttered. Kanchome twitched.
"Ugh, that'a would'a be slash, malemale pairings."
"You wouldn't actually..." Kanchome began, squirming rather uncomfortably.
"NO!" Folgore screamed, grabbing his mamodo's shoulders and shaking some sense into him. "You'a think I'm a pedophile or something?"
"This story we're reading here sure makes you look like one." Megumi stated, still glaring at him. Folgore leaned over her, reading through it. He shuttered again.
"Ugh, uh, that'a would'a be a crack pairing. A pairing that would never EVER happen." He reassured Megumi. "EVER!"
Meanwhile, Zatch was still looking through the story, a mischievous grin plastered on his face.
"Shall I read more out loud?" he asked, still grinning.
"NO!" Shrieked Tia, finally coming out of her shock and grabbing his neck. "Read more and you DIE!"
Zatch gulped, turned back around, and pressed the back button.
"There, there kids." Folgore said, patting them on the heads. "I'll'a find something good."
Zatch nodded and gave Folgore the chair.
"Let'a me do the work'a now'a." He grinned. Kiyo sighed.
"What our we getting ourselves into now?" Kiyo thought, resting his head in his hand.