Yes! It's back! I've decided to bring back an old thread from the dead, because I thought about making a full comeback to fanfiction. Ive started a ToD thread, and brought back the Survivors. But I'll only continue if this gets good reviews. Because why write something no one will read? That's like selling horse turds to the public...what's that...it turns out I have to get a new simile, because basically, there's a new placed called "McDonald's", and...just read the story!

~Meowzika

Samus

I stared at the 14 people in front of me. They all seemed to be nervous, but yet, so anxious. I didn't know where to start, but I knew my priorities: Pit, Link, Zelda, and Marth. But who knows how this'll work out.

"Welcome. Today we are picking the teams, then the hard stuff can begin." Meowzika explained, introduing the viewers.

Mr. Game & Watch feverishly began writing on a sticky note, when Meowzika said, "And, Mr. Game & Watch, if you write 'That's what she said', you will be replaced."

Mr. Game & Watch stopped writing, and looked up. Meowzika smiled and continued on, "Now, since Samus threw her Mr. Saturn farther, she gets to pick first, so go on ahead."

I looked around at everyone, and tried to think whom she could pick first. She could make Ike beg by picking Marth. Or she could be nice and pick Pit. Or, pick Link and Zelda. But, she decided to make Ike pay.

"Marth." I said, smiling and crossing my arms. Ike turned to me and whispered, "That's not nice, Samus, considering we slept together and everything."

I ignored him, even though I wanted to make sure he'd never have sex, ever. Marth walked over, and stood by my left side, considering I was standing on the left and Ike on the right.

"Alright, you wanna play that game, then?" Ike asked, angered. "I pick Pit."

I couldn't believe it. Ike took Pit, one of the only people I had a history with. Long story short, I did better than him during business, and while I continued to thrive, he was only able to once.

"Link." I said, sighing in disbelief.

"Snake" Ike selected

"Zelda"

"Peach"

"Diddy Kong"

"Ness"

"Lucario"

"Luigi"

"Mario"

"Mr. Game & Watch"

"Kirby"

"Yoshi"

"Well, since the teams are picked, you all can head on out. Because tomorrow, there will be a real challenge tomorrow. Enjoy yourselves!" Meowzika said, walking over to the lake and sipping up some of the water.

Pit

I walked up to the mansion with Mr. Game & Watch. Why did Ike care about picking me? I didn't even throw the Mr. Saturn, and yet, he still picked me. Everyone else did better than me. Did Ike pick me because he picked Marth?

And another thing, why was Marth Samus' first pick? We went all the back to 1989, and she just tossed me to Ike? Did something happen between the two last night?

I almost became enraged at her, but I couldn't, because I still thought she was the most beautiful fighter here. She had finesse when she fought, and fought aesthetically, and fought like she cared. And I would fight for her, to make sure she would stay on this show no matter what!

Mr. Game & Watch

Dam, look at dem titys!