A/N: If you haven't noticed the chapter title, this chapter is, indeed, lemons. Seeing as I want to keep this T rated at the most, though, I won't actually write the whole thing. I don't own Zatch Bell.

"Found something!" Folgore stated, closing his eyes and grinning triumphantly. "No'a need to thank'a me."

Kiyo shook his head. They had gone through a troll fic, an overly perfect bitch, slash, and a crack pairing (which doubled for pedophilia). Could this story actually be any worse then the others?

"What's it called?" Kiyo sighed, not even bothering to look at the screen.

"Lovin' in the Room." Folgore replied. "Sounds alright. Doesn't say anything about'a crack pairings."

Lovin' in the Room

By Lemonsrockmehsocks

Summary: Suzy and Kiyo admit their feelings for each other.

Kiyo nearly choked on air (if that was possible).

"Me... and Suzy... together?"

"Maybe we shouldn't read this..." Megumi began, edging towards the mouse and grabbing it away from Folgore. "Maybe this isn't the best thing-"

Suddenly, they heard it. That all too familar scream. That annoying voice.

"KIIIIIYO! I'M HERE!" The shrill shriek of Suzy rang throughout the house.

"Oh, God..." Kiyo whispered. "Quickly! Click the back button, NOW!"

"I-I can't!" Megumi stuttered, clicking wildly at the mouse. "The mouse is frozen."

"What?" Kiyo cried, pushing Folgore and Megumi over and grabbing the mouse. "Why now? WHY?"

WHAM!

The door flew open.

"Kiyo! I've come to visit you!" Suzy squealed excitedly, skipping into his room. "What are you doing?"

She turned her head towards Megumi.

"What the..." she looked over to Kiyo, then back to Megumi. "You're... you're..."

Megumi gave her a patient smile and stood up. "Megumi. Hi. Are you a fan?"

"I knew it!" Suzy screamed, hiding her face in hands. Megumi shrugged and sat back down. "You are seeing her!"

"What?" Kiyo exclaimed, looking around nervously. "No. No!"

"And is that..." Suzy continued, now staring at Folgore. "Oh my God! It is!"

"Why don't you just sit over here." Kiyo offered, pushing her towards a corner, far away from the computer and the celebrities.

"Hi Suzy!" Zatch yelled, waving his hand at her, finally able to get a word in edge-wise. "We're reading fanfiction."

"Really?" She answered, walking over and leaning over Megumi. "What are you reading now?"

"It's-it's nothing Suzy." Kiyo replied, frantically clicking at the mouse while glaring at Zatch. "It's j-just some stupid story."

"Really? Can I read through it?" Suzy asked, approaching Kiyo.

"No!" Kiyo yelled, trying to cover up the screen with his hands. "You wouldn't like. It's stupid. It's boring. It's-"

"About you and Kiyo as a couple!" Zatch yelled, grinning happily. "Isn't that sweet?"

Kiyo felt like grabbing his mamodo's neck at that moment.

"Oh Kiyo!" Suzy squealed, grabbing the poor boy into a hug. "How sweet of you."

"W-what do you mean?"

"Oh don't play dumb, obviously you've been working on this story for awhile and didn't want me to see it yet." She cooed, pinching his cheeks playfully. "No wonder you're always in your room."

"Huh? But I didn't write i-"

"Shh, no need to explain." She hushed him, stroking his face. "I know how much this must've meant to you and how much time it must have taken you to write this."

Kiyo's eye twitched.

"Um, yeah." He sighed, not even bothering to argue. "But unfortunately, the computers not working right and we'll have to exit."

"Why, what's wrong."

"Oh the mouse just won't wor-"

"I can fix that!" Suzy cried, shoving the surprised Kiyo out of the way and diving under the desk.

"Um, don't worry Suzy," Kiyo began, shaking violently. "w-we can always go back to it la-"

"GOT IT!" She yelled, jumping up in the air. Kiyo's jaw dropped.

"B-but," He stammered, teeth chattering. "you don't know anything about computers."

"Yeah," She replied, sighing. "but I do know when a mouse is just unplugged."

The room went deadly silent.

"Well," Suzy continued cheerfully, breaking the awkwardness and sitting down in the chair. "now that I'm in this chair, I might as while read."

"NOO!" Kiyo shrieked, trying to push the young girl out of the chair. "Please no!"

No use, she was reading it and that was that.

Warning: Extreme lemons!

"Um, uh oh..." Folgore whispered, sweatdropping. Kiyo looked at him.

"What is it?" Kiyo groaned, almost afraid to ask.

"Uh, well, let's just say the kids shouldn't be here'a."

"Okay guys," Megumi sighed, pushing the three six year olds out the door. "let's go."

"But I wanna see!" Kanchome whined, followed by the other two.

"Not happening." Megumi replied, closing and locking the door on them. Suzie cleared her throat.

"Can I PLEASE read now?" Suzy asked impatiently, placing her one hand on her hip.

"Yes... fine... go ahead." Kiyo sighed, pretty much giving up on stopping her. She grinned and read the story

Kiyo watched the clock closely. Suzy should be here soon, he just knew it. It was finally time for him to tell her his feelings.

"This is almost as bad as the Beautifulica." Kiyo thought miserably.

"Kiyo, I'm here." Suzy said quietly, knocking at Kiyo's door.

"When did you start knocking?" Kiyo asked almost jokingly. Suzy ignored him and continued reading.

"Hi Suzy." He said calmly, walking over to her. "I'm glad you're here."

"What's wrong?" She said, walking over and placing her hand on his shoulder.

"Nothing." He replied, looking at his feet. "It's just... I have something to tell you."

"Help me." Kiyo squeeked.

"What?" Suzy edged closer to him.

"Suzy," He began, grabbing her arms. "We've been friends for so long, it's just..." He stopped.

"What?" She patted his cheek.

"It's just... I feel like we should be more."

Suzy gasped.

"Really?"

"Yeah. You see Suzy, I've always loved you, and I thought now would be a great time to tell you.

"Wow, Kiyo... I can't believe this."

Kiyo sighed and looked away.

"Do you hate me now?"

Suzy smiled and hugged him.

"Of course not Kiyo." She sighed. "In fact, I've always had a crush on you."

Kiyo gasped.

"R-really?"

"Oh man," Kiyo groaned sarcastically. "I'm sooo shocked."

"Of course." She said as she grabbed him into a kiss.

Kiyo sobbed.

They made out for a good two minutes. Then, Kiyo did it. He grabbed her and threw her on his bed.

"I think I'm figuring out what a lemon story is." Megumi muttered.

He started tearing at her clothes.

"Oooh, Kiyo!" Suzy swooned, hugging the sobbing boy tightly. "I didn't know you cared so much."

After he had gotten her underwear and bra off he started taking off his clothes.

"Oh Kiyo..." Suzy sighed right before he put-

THUMP!

"Kiyo! Kiyo! Are you alright?" Suzy shrieked as she kneeled beside the past out boy.

"Me... and Suzy... having sex?... Oh God..." Kiyo managed to choke out.

Suzy sighed and stroked his cheek.

"Wow!" The sudden voice Kanchome rang through the room. "You managed to almost get two girls into bed altogether. You're so lucky!"

"What?" Kiyo cried, sitting up suddenly. "First of all, how did you get back in here? Second of all, how do you know about Beautifulica?"

"I picked the lock and Zatch told me."

Kiyo groaned. Folgore put his hand on the boy's shoulder.

"Two girls eh? You'a make'a me proud."

"Okay, that's it!" Kiyo screamed, jumping up from the floor suddenly. "I am getting out of this site!"

He edged his hand towards the mouse when Suzy grabbed it away.

"No wait!" She yelled, covering the mouse with her hands. "I haven't gotten to see your site yet."

"My site? You thin-nevermind. Too bad, I'VE had enough." Kiyo replied, grabbing at the mouse. She pulled it away.

"Oh Kiyo, I know you maybe don't view this as your best work, but I'm sure your other stuff is better."

"What? My stuff? You still think I wrote th-oh screw it! No, trust me, nothing good will come of these."

"Oh, please please plllleeeaasssse!" She cried, making a little pouty face. "It'd mean soooo much to me."

Kiyo stared at her for a moment. He groaned and pulled his hand away.

"Fine, just stop whining."

"Yay!" She squealed, clapping her hands childishly. "Thank you thank you thank you!"

Kiyo groaned.

CLICK!