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"Sooo," Kiyo coughed, staring at the blonde singer who was now in a fetal position and sucking his thumb. "Who reads next?"

The room was silent (if you ignore Folgore's gasping and sobbing). Kiyo glared.

"Come on guys," He groaned. "I've already read enough."

Kiyo eyes scanned the room. Was there anyone here who hadn't read already? His eyes fell upon Kanchome. He grinned evilly.

"Sooo, Kanchome." He said sweetly, smirking at the shaking mamodo. "What'll you be reading to us?"

"Uh, uh..." The small boy stuttered, looking at the group. "D-do I have to?"

"Yes!" The group all exclaimed in unison. He sighed.

"Fine, but I pick it out."

Kiyo shrugged and grinned.

"Whatever."

Kanchome sat down in the seat and scanned the computer screen. There must be something interesting. Anything at all that he could read? He scrolled down.

"Ooh, I think I found something!" He squealed in delight, clapping girlishly. "And it's about me. Maybe this won't be so bad after all."

A Story About Kanchome

By Death2StupidMamodos

Summary: Yeah, yeah, stupid title I know. An... interesting story about Kanchome.

"Ooh, interesting is good!" Kanchome said, still clapping girlishly. Kiyo stared at him for a moment.

"Ya know, it's times like these I wonder if that F/K slash was really that far from the truth." Kiyo said to himself quietly.

One day, a little mamodo named Kanchome was walking down the street eating candy.

"Sounds like you alright." Zatch sighed.

He really liked candy. He never shared it with anyone.

"Yep, that's you alright." Zatch giggled. Kanchome glared at him

He was fat.

"Hey wait, I'm not fat!" He stated, pouting. "Is this gonna be a mean story?"

Kiyo grinned.

The fat-

"I'm not fat!"

mamodo was kinda stupid too.

"I'm not stupid either!" Kanchome cried, stomping his feet.

And he was really weird and ugly.

"I'm not ugly!" He bawled. "Or weird!"

And he was the biggest freakin' wimp the world has ever known.

"I'm not a wimp!" He sobbed. "I don't wanna read this anymore!"

"You can't back out now." Kiyo stated, smirking. "We went through with it, you can go through with it too."

"But I-"

"I don't care, just read it."

Kanchome muttered some insult about Kiyo and went back to reading

Everyone would've thought he was gay to if it hadn't had been for his girlfriend, Rushka

The group erupted with laughter. Kanchome's jaw (if that's what ya wanna call it) dropped.

"W-what?" He stuttered, waving his hands around the air anime style. "S-she's not my girlfriend. S-she's like my little sister."

"Yeah," Folgore chuckled, finally coming out of his breakdown and getting up off the floor. "that's'a practically incest. Kanchome, you naughty, naughty little boy."

"But I... aw screw it!"

Anyway, he was walking down the street eating his candy when Tia and Zatch came by.

"Hi Tia. Hi Zatch." He said, waving incredibly stupidly. "What's up?"

They glared at him angrily.

"Um, are you guys okay?" He asked. They still glared at him. Then, Tia took out a knife.

Kanchome hesitated. He gulped.

"Keep going..." Kiyo urged, glaring at him.

Zatch took out a gun.

"Your time has come, duck-boy." Tia said coldly. She snapped her fingers and Kiyo, Megumi, Suzy WonRei, Li-en, Brago, Sherry, and even Folgore all came out, carrying guns, knives, and other stuff.

"Goodbye Kanchome." Tia said. Kanchome screamed and ran, but it was too late. Everyone took a shot at him. He died.

They had a great party to celebrate his death. From then on that day was known as "Death of an Idiot Day" and was a celebrated holiday even bigger then Xmas.

The End.

The group stared at the quivering mamodo child in shock. Tears welled up in his eyes.

"Uh oh," Kiyo said under his breath. "Here it comes. 5... 4... 3... 2..."

"WAAAAH!" Kanchome wailed, falling to the floor and causing the group to jump back. "YOU'RE ALL SO MEAN! WAAAAAH!"

He bawled, kicking and screaming on Kiyo's floor.

"Oh boy..." Folgore sighed, rubbing his temple. "Kanchome come'a back!" He tried to make a grab at the small child. The boy simply scooted away.

"No! Lemme alone! WAAAAH!" He screamed, cringing away from his reader.

"Oh," Folgore moaned. "What'a has the world of fanfiction become?"

Then, a male voice behind the group made them turn around.

"What's going on?"

It was Wonrei and Li-en.

Poor Kanchome. Feel sorry for him, I demand it! -pets his head-

Kanchome: -bites me-

Me: OWWW! Hey, duck's aren't supposed to have teeth!