A/N: Sorry for taking so long to update, but I was starting to run out of ideas. But I got on, and here it is. I own nothing
Wonrei and Li-en stared quietly at the spectacle before them. Kiyo smiled fakely at them, hiding the sweatdrop from behind.
"Oh, you're here already..." Kiyo coughed, shifting his eyes uneasily.
"Um, yeah." Wonrei replied, raising his eyebrow slightly. "Sooo, what is going on anyway?"
"Well, where to begin?..." Kiyo sighed, rubbing his chin. "Okay, here we go..."
So Kiyo and Zatch told them all about finding Fanfiction dot Net and how they had found out there was a section about themselves and the abominations people had been writing about them.
Zatch told them about the n00by troll fic.
"MY NAME IS NOT ZACK!"
Megumi and Tia told them about Beautifulica.
"The bitch must die..."
Kiyo told them about the about the slash and crack pairing.
"Okay, I've always thought Folgore was a pervert, but... damn..."
Zatch then told them about the angst.
"...but don't worry, I'll make sure Kiyo and Megumi get the help they need."
Kiyo then told them about the KiyoSuzy story.
"Why in the hell would I sleep with a girl who draws happy faces on fruit?"
(This, of course, caused Suzy to go into another breakdown and Kiyo had to spend an extra 15 minutes trying to calm her and tell her he that his words came out wrong).
Folgore told them about the crossover with FHFIF.
"IT'A HAD NO IMAGINATION! Uh, no pun intended..."
And last, Kanchome, er, well just by watching him you knew he didn't like what he had to read.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -hack cough- AAAAAAAHH!"
It took about a half hour for the group to explain everything. Through that time the two new comers just stared at them, speechless.
"Uh, well..." Li-en finally said after the group was finished. "Sounds... um... interesting." She stopped for a moment, looking at the nervous looking group. "So... can we see some of these stories."
Wonrei turned to her suddenly as though she was insane.
"Didn't you hear them?" He hissed to his reader, glaring. "Look what it's done to them."
He pointed to Kanchome, who was still screaming and crying, Megumi and Tia, who were rocking in a corner, muttering stuff about how to kill Beautifulica, and Suzy, who had finally cried herself to sleep. Li-en, taking practically no notice to them at all, laughed.
"Oh don't be silly." She chuckled, waving her hand in her annoyed mamodo's face. "It's just a bunch of stories. These guys just gotta realize that they're only stories and can't do any harm."
Idiot...
"Very well," Wonrei sighed, sweatdropping slightly. "let's see some of these stories."
"Uh, well," Kiyo looked down at Kanchome. "I'd let you in but SOMEONE is covering the way. Kanchome are you almost done your tantrum?"
"Not quite... WAAAAAAAAHH WAAH WAAAAH!... Kay, I'm almost finished, just give me another minute... WAAAH!..."
The two newcomers simply stepped carefully over Kanchome and made their way over to the computer.
"So, what are you reading now?" Wonrei asked cooly, looking at the screen.
"Nothing yet." Kiyo replied, clicking the back button. "Why?"
Wonrei hesitated for a moment.
"Perhaps then I could pick out the story?" He finally said, cringing as though he was saying the most horrible thing in the universe. A smile crept across Kiyo's face.
"Of course," He said, changing his tone from stressed to sickeningly sweet and getting up off the chair. "have at it."
Wonrei paused for a moment. What was he getting himself into?
"Come on..." Li-en urged, elbowing he slightly.
"I know, I know." He sighed, glaring at her. "I'm just thinking."
"Well think faster."
His vein throbbed slightly. Sighing, he finally sat down. He took the mouse and scanned the screen for a few moments.
"How about this?" He asked, pointing to one.
Mamodo Adventures
By LucyTheAwesomeReader
Summary: Some cute stories about our fave mamodos.
"This one doesn't actually sound half bad." Megumi said, coming back to the group. "Simple, but not bad."
"Let's give it a read." Kiyo said, cocking his head.
A/N: Hi everyone! This is my first fanfic so I hope you like it. Sooo, it's a bunch of stories about your fave mamodo characters. Enjoy!
Bobo: Yeah right
"Wait," Kiyo stopped Wonrei, raising his brow. "Who's Bobo?"
"Got no clue." Wonrei sighed. "I just got here, remember?"
Me: Ugh, you. Sorry guys, this is my OC, Bobo
"Um, what's an OC?" Zatch asked, turning to Folgore.
"An original character." He said simply, smiling. "Like, Mary-Sue's are usually OCs."
"No, no!" Megumi and Tia screamed, scooting into their corner and waving their arms around. "Not another one. NOT ANOTHER ONE!"
"Calm down," Folgore sighed, sweatdropping. "Not'a all OCs are Mary-Sues."
Bobo: -waving- Hello
Me: So, what do you think of my story, Bobo?
Bobo: It's the most horrid piece of crap ever!
"Interesting..." Wonrei mumbled. "She's insulting herself."
"Talk about multiple personalities." Li-en replied, furrowing her brow with confusion.
Me: Thanx... :( -whispering- Mister Poo Head
Bobo: I heard that!
Me: -sweatdropping- Sorry!
Bobo: Whatever...
Me: ...
Bobo: ...
Me: ...
Bobo: ...
"Okay..." Wonrei sighed, resting his head on his hand. "I think we get it."
Me: Ack! You win!
Bobo: As always
Me: -pouts-
Bobo: Lol!
Me: Meanie!
Bobo: Whatever...
Me: -sigh- You are such a jerk sometimes
Bobo: Thank you!
Lulu: -walks in- HELLO!
"Oh wonderful," Groaned Wonrei. "another one."
Me: Hi Lulu. Guys, this is my other OC, Lulu
Lulu: -high on juice- HIIIEVERYONELOLOLOLOLWEEEEEE!
"Um, fill me in here," Kiyo muttered, stepping back slightly. "when did people start being able to get high on juice?"
Me: ... Okay then... What do you think of my story?
Lulu: !
Me: Um... okay... thanx... -sweatdrops-
Lulu: Lol!
Me: Rofl!
Lulu: Lmao!
Me: Roflmao!
Lulu: Roflmaoxyz
"Dare I even bother to ask what these all mean?" Li-en asked, making a face.
"Remind me again," Wonrei grumbled, trying to keep himself from dozing off. "is this the story or are we still on the A/N?"
"The A/N..." The group groaned.
Me: -coughs- Well anyway, we should get on with the story, right?
The group cheered.
Lulu: NONONOTYETI'!
The group groaned
Bobo: ... I can't believe I'm related to you.
Lulu: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLWEEEEEE!
Bobo: You are so annoying...
Lulu: !
Bobo: Someone please kill her...
Lulu: LOLOLOLWEEEEEEHAHAHAHALOL!
Bobo: Help...
Lulu: YAYAYAYAYAYAWEEEEEEE!
Me: ...
Bobo: ...
Me: ...
Lulu: LOLOLWEEEEI'MSOOOOCOOL!
Bobo: ...
Me: ...
Bobo: ...
Lulu: LOLOLOLOLOL!
Bobo: ...
Me: ...
Bobo: -cough-
Me: -hack-
Lulu: LOLOLOLLOLOL!
Me: ...
Bobo: ...
THUMP!
The group jumped. Wonrei had just passed out!
"Wonrei!" Li-en squeeled, coming to the aid of her passed out mamodo. "What happened?"
"Uh, I'a think he fell asleep." Folgore replied, staring at him.
"Well I can't blame him," Kiyo sighed, helping Li-en pick the young man up and place him on his bed. "that was one of the most boring and annoying pieces of crap I've ever had to go through. I mean come on! How freakin' long to do have to make your author's note?"
Kiyo sat down in the chair and scrolled down to the story part. His eyes widened.
"Guys, you will not believe this!" Kiyo exclaimed, his mouth hanging open. "The author's note was longer than the story itself."
Folgore sighed and shook his head.
"Yes'a, I've come across stories like that." He sighed. "It'a works as an excuse for those lazy writers to not have'a to write much for their story."
The group all moaned.
"Nice," Zatch groaned. "we finally come across a story that sounds good and all it is is a weird girl talking to her two OCs, one which is almost as annoying as Beautifulica."
Li-en glared, walked back over to the group, and pushed the two males out of her way.
"Well we won't have to go through that again," She sat down in the chair and clicked the back button. "because I'm picking out the story now!"
BTW I have nothing against the stories that have a quick chat with their OC in the A/N, but it's when it takes up a whole chapter that it starts to piss me off. I hope I didn't offend anyone.
Oh, and Shadow Sora94, tell Masumara that he can feel free to practice his killing skills on Lulu ;D