A/N: Kay, if I owned Zatch Bell, I'd be Japanese, rich, and a lot of people would love me. I also highly doubt I'd be on Fanfiction. OKAY? I also don't own the lyrics to "Sexy Love". They belong to Ne-Yo.
"Kay, I think it's about time I got to pick the story." Megumi muttered, getting back up and nudging Li-en out of the way. Suzy stared at the group for a moment and blinked.
"Really, what'd I miss?" Suzy questioned groggily, rubbing the back of her neck and stretching out her legs. Kiyo sweatdropped and sighed.
"We'll talk about this later, okay?"
Megumi, ignoring the two other teenagers, scanned the computer screen for a few minutes. Suddenly, a certain title caught her eye. An evil grin formed on her face. She turned to Li-en.
"Revenge..." She hissed softly, smiling maniacally at the startled young woman. Li-en started sweating.
Sexy Love
By WonreiandLiEn4EVER
A sweet Wonrei/Li-En songfic. ENJOY!
Megumi chuckled evilly as she clicked the link. Li-en choked.
"Oh, no..." Li-en managed to cough out.
Wonrei stared at Li-En dreamly. She was so beautiful. So perfect.
My sexy love... (so sexy...)
She makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up
Just one touch
And I errupt like a volcano and cover her with my love
"Um, what is this? Because that sounded horribly wrong." Li-en muttered softly, squirming uncomfortably. Kiyo shrugged.
"Must be the lyrics to the song or something." He replied.
"Oh Li-En..." He sighed, staring dreamily at her.
"Li-en and Wonrei sittin' in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" The three mamodo children squealed delightfully. They were soon silenced by piecing glare from Li-en.
Babygirl you make me say (Ohh ohhh ohhhh)
And I just can't think (of anything else I'd rather do)
Than to hear you sing (sing my name the way you do)
When we do our thing (when we do the things we do)
Babygirl you make me say (Ohh ohhh ohhhh)
"What a lovely song." Kiyo muttered sacastically.
Li-En turned and saw Wonrei staring at her. She smiled and waved at him.
"Oh Wonrei, if only you knew." She thought dreamily.
The group fell on the floor, bursting into fits of laughter. Li-en glared.
"Shut up!" She snapped, blushing slightly.
"Sorry," Megumi chuckled, getting back to her feet and sitting back down in front of the computer screen. "it's just, this story is so close to the truth, it's funny."
"What?" Li-en exclaimed, blushing even brighter. "What do you mean by that?"
Megumi didn't reply. Smirking, she continued reading the fanfiction.
Sexy love girl the things you do
(Oh baby baby) Keep me sprung, keep running back to you
Oh I love making love to you
Babygirl you know you're my (sexy love...)
"Okay, why use this song?" Li-en asked after the whole group had collected themselves. "It's obviously about sex. We're not having sex-"
"Not yet at least." Megumi interrupted, smirking. "But who knows."
Li-en was silent for a moment. She hesitated to speak. "What do you mean?"
"Could be a lemon."
Again, Li-en was silent.
"Uh, what's a lemon?" She finally asked, fidgeting in her chair.
"A lemon is-" Folgore began, soon being cut off by Megumi.
"Nah, nah, let her find out for herself." Megumi chuckled, smiling. Li-en gulped nervously.
Wonrei smiled back at her. Her smile was so perfect. Hell, everything about her was perfect.
"Yeah, yeah, we get it already." Megumi muttered impatiently , waving her hand slightly. "Where's the part where they have-"
The group stared at her. She sweated slightly.
"Uh, sorry." She said, rubbing the back of her neck. "I'll just read now."
I'm so addicted to her she's the sweetest drug
Just enough
Still too much say that I'm simp and I'm sprung all of the above
I can't help she makes me say (Ohh ohhh ohhhh)
And I just can't think (of anything else I'd rather do)
"He's sooooo handsome." Li-En thought.
Li-en glanced at her slumbering mamodo for a moment. She was almost glad he wasn't awake to see this.
Than to hear you sing (sing my name the way you do)
When we do our thing (when we do the things we do)
Oh, babygirl you make me say (Ohh ohhh ohhhh)
"Is it just me or did anyone else notice that most of the story is lyrics, and not the story itself?" Kiyo questioned, cocking his head back.
"We noticed." The group muttered in unison.
"Another example of lazy writers." Folgore sighed, placing his head in his hand.
Suddenly Li-En tripped and fell over. She screamed.
"Help me Wonrei!" She squealed helplessly.
The group burst out into more laughter. Li-en's jaw dropped.
"Since when did I become some helpless damsel in distress?" She exclaimed, trying to fit her jaw back into place. "I am skilled in martial arts and she dare portray me in such a degrading way? God!"
There was a small moan heard from Kiyo's bed.
"Uh, what's going on here?" Wonrei muttered, standing up and rubbing his eyes sleepily.
"Morning, sleepy head." Megumi said to him cheerfully, trying to hide the evil grin from him.
"What's going on?" He repeated, walking over to the group and furrowing his eyebrows slightly.
"Oh, well," Megumi replied, grinning. "here, I'll just let you find out for yourself."
Sexy love girl the things you do
(Oh baby baby) Keep me sprung, keep running back to you
Oh I love making love to you
Say babygirl you know you're my (sexy love...)
"What is this 'sexy love' they speak of?" Wonrei grumbled, raising his brow. "And who is making love to who?"
"No one's making love... yet..." Megumi chuckled. Wonrei stared at her for a moment. He turned to a shaking and praying Li-en.
"What is she talking about?" He asked Li-en, slightly annoyed with the lack of answers he was getting. Li-en's lip quivered slightly. She was silent. Wonrei let out a long, exasperated groan.
"Oh no!" Wonrei cried, running to his love.
"My what?" He asked, looking around the room. "What is this story talking about?"
Wonrei caught her-
"Who?" He yelled, throwing his hands in the air. Megumi laughed quietly.
just in time.
"Oh thank you Wonrei," Li-En cooed-
Wonrei choked and gasped.
"LI-EN?" He exclaimed, staring at his nervous looking reader. "What exactly happened here?"
"She fell." Megumi said as if it was nothing.
"EXCUSE ME?"
lovingly. "you saved me."
Li-en gagged.
Oh baby what we do it makes the sun come up
Keep on lovin' 'til it goes back down
And I don't know what I'd do if I would lose your touch
That's why I'm always keepin' you around... my sexy love
Sexy love girl the things you do (things you do baby)
(Oh baby baby) Keep me sprung, keep running back to you (keep me runnin' back to you)
Oh I love (I love) making love to you
Say babygirl you know you're my (sexy love...)
"Oh don't worry about it." Wonrei cooed back-
Wonrei gagged.
even more lovingly. "I would never ever want to see you hurt."
They hugged each other tightly.
Sexy love girl the things you do (sexy love)
Keep me sprung, keep running back to you (runnin' back to you)
Oh I love making love to you
Say babygirl you know you're my (sexy love...)
"Help." Wonrei squeaked weakly. The group snickered.
"Wonrei, I love you so much. Please be my boyfriend." Li-En begged.
"How degrading." Li-en stated, crossing her arms angrily.
"Of course I will." Wonrei replied. Li-En sighed happily and they made out.
She makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up
Just one touch...
THE END!
"Aw man!" Megumi whined, stomping her feet angrily. "No lemons?"
The group eyed her strangely. She paled slightly.
"Uh, nevermind..."
"I can't believe this!" Wonrei yelled furiously after letting the whole story sink in. "What the hell is with this story?"
He grabbed Li-en's shoulders and shook the poor woman.
"Uh, Wonrei?..." Li-en began timidly.
"Why write about us as a couple?" Wonrei raged on, ignoring Li-En. "I mean really!..."
"Wonrei?..." Li-en muttered, backing away from the crazed boy slightly.
"What is with this writer? Stupid bitch..."
"Wonrei?..."
"HOW THE HELL DID THIS PERSON KNOW WE WERE A COUPLE ANYWAY?"
The whole room went deadly silent. The group stared at them in surprise. For a good couple of minutes, the room was silent. Suddenly, everybody, aside from the two lovebirds, burst out laughing. Suzy pulled out two oranges from her bag and began doodling Li-en and Wonrei's faces on them. Li-en slapped her head and groaned. Wonrei began to sweat.
"Uh, oops... did I say that out loud?"
Li-En's vein throbbed. She walked over and cuffed her paling mamodo over the head.
"Idiot..." She hissed.
BTW, I've got nothing against songfics. I like songfics, it's just a little annoying when it takes up most of the story. I hope I didn't offend anyone.