A/N: Yeah, I'm still alive XP So sorry for not updating in like... forever. However, the one good thing about being away for so long is that I was able to improve my writing style, which I hope you'll notice. Sooooo anyway, if you don't hate me and hunt me down to throw rotten food at my head, here's the next chapter.

I don't own anything, ho-kay!

"Ow," Wonrei muttered, rubbing the new bruise that now sat on his head. Li-En continued to glare at him.

"Uh, no duh!" Kiyo snorted, grinning madly. This was just too good. "Everyone knows you're together. Seriously, it's so obvious."

"Ya know," Zatch added in. "Wonrei will have to go back to the Mamo-"

"WE'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT!" Li-En shouted defensively in the boys' faces, causing them to fall over. She then wrapped her arm around her mamodo protectively.

"Okay," Kiyo muttered, pulling himself back up. He was starting to get used to falling over every so often now. "Anywho, let's see the story,"

Flowers for You

by OMGILUBBERSTEHKAWAIITHANGS

"Oh joy..." Kiyo sighed. "another anime fa-"

"Uh, uh uh," Zatch jumped up and waved his finger in Kiyo's face. "The term "anime fag" is not politically correct. They prefer to be called "fangirls"."

Silence.

"Where does he learn this stuff?" Megumi whispered to no one in particular.

Summary: A super cute little poem I wrote. Enjoy!

I picked some flowers for you

They're super pretty!

OMG I hope you like them

The characters took a minute to throw up in a corner.

They're almost as pretty as you

But nothing is as pretty as you baby!

"Makes me wonder who they're talking about," Kiyo commented.

"Well one thing's for sure," Tia added, smirking. "They sure aren't talking about Kanchome.

The group laughed. Kanchome went to look for a knife.

My love for you is strong

Soooooooo strong

You are teh secks of my life!

"Teh secks?" Li-En said, lifting one side of her lip in disgust. "What the hell is 'teh secks'?"

I hope you can love me too

It's me, Kiyo

"Great, now I talk like a fag."

I lovers you, Megumi

"IT'S NOT FAIR!" Suzy shrieked, running out the door and out of the house. "IT'S NOT FAIR."

The group watched for a moment. This was the best entertainment they'd had in awhile.

"Well, at least that got rid of her," Kiyo said after awhile.

"What surprised me is that you didn't freak out after you found out it was KiyoMegumi," Wonrei said, still being clutched by his creepy "girlfriend".

"We went through a KanchomeFolgore fic, and FolgoreTia fic, and KiyoSuzy fic, and a bunch of other pieces of crap. You get used to it after awhile."

"Oooh, good point."

"Anyway," Kiyo grinned evilly, clicking the back button and scrolling to a certain fic. "The next story we'll be reading is going to be KanchomeTia."

The group shuddered. Tia froze.

"W-w-w-WHAT?" She shrieked, shaking violently. "No, NO! You wouldn't."

"Oh, I would," Kiyo let out an ear-splitting evil laugh. The group gave him a look.

"We really need to close this site now and get him away from the computer," Zatch whispered, completely creeped-out.

"No, no," Kiyo hissed, throwing himself against the computer and clinging to it. "We like fanfiction. Precioussss..."

The group gapped. Megumi and Folgore made an attempt to pull the insane teenager off the computer.

"I was'a just wondering," Folgore said while tugging at Kiyo's leg. "Where's'a Kanchome?"

"I don't know," Megumi said, looking over her shoulder. "But I thin-HOLY CRAP!"

Both humans dropped Kiyo as they watched in horror as Kanchome snuck up behind Tia, a cleaver in his hand.

"What?" Tia asked, noticing the transfixed faces. "What is it?"

"THIS IS FOR CALLING ME UGLY, BITCH!" Kanchome screamed, holding the cleaver high in the air. Tia turned around. She screamed. Everyone screamed. The cleaver came down. Blood splattered, covering every inch of the room. Her blood...

...Okay not really. But he came pretty close, I'll give you that. Folgore managed to grab his arms, while Megumi went for his legs.

"This is madness!" Megumi shrieked, trying to hold down the struggling child.

"No," Folgore said. "THIS... IS... SPA-"

"DON'T SAY IT!" The group (including the psychos Kiyo and Kanchome) screamed.

"Aww..." Folgore pouted.

After a lot of work and help, the group managed to tie Kanchome to a chair and pull Kiyo away from the computer.

"Ya know," Zatch said quietly, hanging his head. "I think I know what the point of this site is. Brago, Zeno, and Zofis finally banded together and created this site. They knew it would cause us to slowly go insane, then causing us to kill each. Then, once we're out of the way, they'll band together and rule the Mamodo World with an iron fist. It all makes sense now..."

"Hey!" a familar voice from behind them spoke. "I may not like you, but I'm not evil!"

They turned around. It was... Brago?

Yes fangirls, your dreams have finally come true. He's here. Anyway, sorry for the sucky chapter, I'm honestly starting to run low on ideas. I may end the fic soon if I can't think of anything funny anymore.

I'll try and be faster with the next update.