A/N: Hey guys, I'll try and update faster now. Again, sorry for not updating in over half a year (XP). Yeah...
I own everything! Even Zatch Bell! That's right, bitches! Bow down to me! Bow down!...
Okay not really, but damn! I wish I did.
"You!" Zatch cried, jabbing his finger in the teenaged Mamodo's face as Sherry walked in. "How did you get here."
Brago pondered that for a moment.
"You know... I'm not sure."
Zatch anime fell. How could anyone not know how they got here?
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Somewhere in another universe...
The writer of "Zatch Bell and the Fanfic Adventure", is cowering in a corner, holding a tree branch (her pathetic idea of a weapon) in her hands. She whimpers and shakes as she listens to the sound of fangirls breaking down her door.
"Put in Brago!" they scream, smashing at her door with Yaoi Paddles (those things are stronger than you think). "Put in Brago!"
"Okay!" she sobs pathetically, holding her stuffed dog, Muttsy, close to her. "I'll add Brago, just please don't hit me with Yaoi Paddles."
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"From what I've heard," Sherry said, taking a seat on the floor. "It seems you've found a fanfiction site that includes us?"
The group nodded.
"And might I ask," Brago muttered, staring in a certain direction. "Why is he tied up?"
"Mhmm, mhhhh!" Kanchome mumbled with of piece of duct tape over his beak, trying desperately to get out of the chair he was tied to.
"And what's with him?" Sherry asked, totally creeped out, pointing to Kiyo. He was sitting hunched in a corner, wearing only a cloth over his lower half.
"Precioussssss..." he hissed, holding the mouse pad in his hands.
"Ugh, long story," Folgore moaned, slapping his head in disbelief. Sherry and Brago exchanged looks.
"Um," Sherry got up and backed away a bit. "Maybe we should go..."
"No, no!" Megumi shouted, grabbing their arms and pulling them to the floor. "Stay, stay! We were just about to read this very interesting..." she looked at the title and summary. "KanchomeTia fic? Wow that's disturbing... Oh well, we've all had to suffer a little, I'm sure Tia can handle it... But yeah, erm, KanchomeTia!"
Brago shuddered.
"Ugh, even I find that disturbing."
"Trust me," Folgore sighed. "There's worse."
Megumi turned to Tia, who was sitting staring quietly into space.
"I'm surprised you're not stopping us," Megumi said to her. "I would have thought you would."
No answer. Confused, Megumi tried talking to her again. Still no answer. Zatch got up, walked over to her, and waved his hand in her face.
"I think she's in shock," Zatch said after getting no response. Megumi sweated.
"Oh, ehehe... Oh well, she'll get over it."
"Mhhhh MMMMMM!" Kanchome struggled, rocking the chair back and forth.
"Ah shuddup," Megumi waved her hand to shut him up. "Anyway, let's read. Kiyo, stop chewing on the mouse pad and give it back to us.
My Tia
By ShonenShoujo
Summary: Kanchome and Tia show their feelings for eachother. KanchomeTia. Super fluffyness!
Brago gagged.
"Ugh... fluff... my one true weakness."
"But Brago," said Zatch innocently. "Your cloak is very fluffy, how come-"
"It doesn't count! It's manly fluff."
"But you just said-"
"MANLY. FLUFF."
"It's a beautiful day today isn't it Kanchome?" Tia said as she sat down beside him under a tree.
Brago flinched. He was not liking the looks of this.
"Yeah," he said, blushing. He really liked Tia. Really, really liked Tia. Really, really-
"I think we get it," Megumi sighed.
really liked Tia. She was so hot and perfect and sweet-
"Are you sure we're talking about the same Tia?" Zatch laughed. It was a good thing she was still in shock.
and beautiful and cute, he wanted so much to tell her how he felt.
"Mhhh MMEMMMM!" Kanchome continued to struggle.
"Want some candy?" He asked, pulling some lollipops out of his pocket. She nodded and took some. She blushed a bit.
Everyone turned to look at Tia. She still seemed in a state of shock.
"Mmmm, this is really good," Tia said super happily. Kanchome smiled while eating an ice cream bar.
"You have ice cream bars in your pocket?" Zatch asked, looking at Kanchome. "SWEET!"
Zatch tackled the still tied-up Kanchome to the ground and started searching through his pockets.
"MHHPMMMFF!" Kanchome mumbled loudly, trying to kick Zatch off.
"Oooh, can I have a bite?" Tia asked. Kanchome nodded and motioned her to take a bite. So while the bar was still in his mouth, she took a bite (a/n: lol think Lady and the Tramp scene with the spaghetti excepted with an ice cream bar XXXD)
The group gagged.
Then their mouths touched (a/n: omfg!)
"Kanchome has a mouth?" Li-En (who still had poor, gasping Won-Rei) said, raising her eyebrow.
"Please... let go of me..." Won-Rei gasped.
They blushed super hard. Kanchome noticed she had some icing on her face.
"Oh, let me get that for you." Kanchome then licked it off. Tia giggled and blushed a dark red.
The group gagged once again.
"Oh," said Kanchome, smiling slyly. "You have some on your mouth too. Here, I'll get it."
So Kanchome pressed his li-
"UGH STOP!" Brago screamed, throwing his head back and covering his eyes. "OH GOD! THE CUTENESS! I CAN'T TAKE IT! MY EYES! MY EARS!"
Brago ran around screaming, clutching his eyes. Megumi sighed and clicked the back button while Sherry tried to calm her Mamodo down.
"So, how's Tia doing?" Megumi asked Zatch, who was watching her closely. Tia blinked.
"I think she's starting to recover," Zatch said, studying her. "Yep, she's waking up."
Tia blinked a few times, but said nothing. She looked around the room, at Folgore, at Megumi, at Brago whose eyes were now puffed up and red from the fic, at Sherry, at the half naked Kiyo, at Zatch, at Li-En and Wonrei, and then finally at Kanchome. After taking a couple of seconds to process what just happened, Tia let out the most annoying, ear-splitting scream that caused everyone (including Kanchome and the now-crazed Kiyo) to look at her.
"Kanchome?" She shrieked, throwing her hands in the air. "Kanchome? Why the hell would I choose Kanchome? God, and after he nearly killed me?"
Kanchome laughed nervously under the duct tape. Tia continued to rant.
"And I thought being paired up with Folgore was bad enough, but Kanchome? God, I'm not that desperate! I'd rather have Zatch."
Zatch's eyes widened.
"Really?" he squealed, running up to her, his eyes sparkling. Tia, realizing what she had said, blushed a bit and turned away.
"Don't push your luck," she muttered quietly.
"I like fisssshhhh..." Kiyo hissed.
"Oh shut up will you!" Megumi exclaimed, throwing the computer mouse at his head.
Hehe, I updated quick(er)! Yay for me! And don't worry fangirls (and maybe some fanboys), Brago recovered quite quickly. I'm not sure if I can say the same for Kiyo though...
And Yaoi Paddles are scary -cowers in a corner with Muttsy- T-T