A/N: I'd like to thank Ookami Bakura for giving my 100th review! -puts on party hat and blows on noise maker- Congratulations, for this, you win 10 cookies. :D -hands Oookami Bakura a plate of freshly baked cookies- Enjoy!

I own nothing, which I'm sure you figured out by now.

BTW, this chapter is sort of about Zatch's kids stories (although it's also ZatchXTia). Since some of my fans write those kind of stories, I just wanted to say I hope I don't offend any of you with this chapter, and I'm in no way making fun of your stories. In fact, most of those kind of stories are very good, and I'm really only making fun of stories that seem like they haven't had a lot of thought put into them. Remember, this is just a parody.

Kiyo hissed and backed into the corner even more. Megumi rolled her eyes.

"Grow up," she mumbled, sighing. Zatch looked at him strangely.

"Think he'll be okay?" Zatch asked, eyeing his book reader. Megumi shrugged.

"Eh, who knows. He'll probably be fine in a few minutes."

Kiyo rocked back and forth, humming "They're Coming to Take Me Away" as he did so. Megumi laughed nervously and turned her attention back to the computer screen. Scrolling a bit, she looked at the different titles, seeing if there was one that looked at least somewhat interesting to her. Finally, she found it. With an evil smile and a glance at Zatch, she clicked. Oh what horrors could this story behold?

Zatch's Kids

"Oh crap..." Zatch said under his breath.

By ZatchXTia4ever

"Double crap," both Zatch and Tia moaned at the same time.

Summary: This is a story after Zatch becomes king-

"I become king?" Zatch exclaimed, jumping up. "Woot! Oh yeah! Uh huh!"

He began to jump around the room, doing the "In Your Face Dance" to all the other Mamodos. This lasted about 20 seconds until Tia knocked him out with a chair.

-and talks about the life of his kids. Enjoy!

One day in the Mamodo land King Zatch had to watch his children once again. Tia, his wife, had gone shoe shopping as usual.

"Hey!" Tia whined, crossing her arms. "I'm not like that at all!"

"Ugh..." Zatch moaned, beginning to come to.

"Lazy bitch..." Zatch muttered.

"Oh so that what you think of me, huh?" Tia exclaimed, taking a chair and knocking him out again. Brago and Sherry couldn't help but snigger.

"Shut up," Megumi said, turning the chair around to glare at them. "Or the next story we read is BragoSherry."

They shut up.

Zatch turned his attention back to his children, Fred Bell-

"Oh wow, the author must have put a lot of work into that name," Li-En muttered. Wonrei had long since passed out from lack of air.

- and Tina Bell. Fred was a lot like his mother, tough and spunky-

"Well at least the author's nailed my personality perfectly," Tia stated, smiling triumphantly.

-but unlike her he actually had a heart.

Tia's smile dropped. Her vain popped a bit. Megumi coughed.

"And to think this person is a ZatchXTia supporter," Megumi said, her eyes shifting around nervously, thinking maybe she should tie up Tia before she killed someone.

Tina was more like her dad, outgoing and curious, always advernturing. She was super pretty too-

"Oh God not another one!" Megumi and Tia shrieked at the same time, both falling out of their chairs. "Mary Sue! Make it go away! Make it go away!"

Both girls curled up into fetal postions, rocking back and forth. Sherry stepped up to take Megumi's place.

- and could get any boy she wanted.

Sherry gagged at the stupidity, but continued reading.

"I'm home!" Tia's voice rang through the room.

"Mommy!" the kids squealed, ranning up to the tall, pinked haired woman with a handful of bags. Tia smiled. It was so great being wife to the king, having all the money you could spend. Zatch glared her.

"Where's my beer?" Zatch exclaimed, slamming his fist down on the throne.

The group stared at Zatch. Zatch (who had just come to), shifted his eyes towards Tia nervously. Luckily, she wasn't paying attention, as she was too busy trying to get over the fact she had a Mary Sue for a daughter.

"I'm... not like that..."

Tia glared back at him.

"Beer beer beer! That's all you think about. Never me!"

Zatch slammed his fist down on the throne again.

"Dammit bitch I want my friggin' beer!"

"I'm not like that!"

Tia throw her bag at his head, knocking him out of his chair. The kids ran screaming.

"Oh screw you!" she shrieked, taking off her shoes and tosing them at his head. "It's always about you isn't. You selfish ass!"

"Me selfish?" Zatch roared, stomping over to her. "You just married me for my money. I could just slap you!"

The group gasped. Zatch started sweating.

"Oh please don't let Tia wake up before the end of this horrible story," Zatch begged in his mind, near sobs.

"Oh go ahead!" Tia yelled in his face. "Try it!"

So Tia and Zatch ripped off their coats and got ready to fight. Tia got out some boxing gloves and Zatch got out some...

"Ugh," Sherry groaned, rubbing her temple. "I can't read anymore. God that was bad. I need an Asprin."

Zatch sighed in relief. Sherry held her forehead in her hands, rubbing it gently. Folgore sighed and tapped her out of the way, taking her place.

"The sad thing is'a," Folgore muttered, clicking the back button. "Is'a that it'a had an almost interesting plot idea, but the author ruined it by turning it'a into a story about an unhappy couple to'a say the least."

The group nodded in agreement.

"Mmemm," Kanchome muttered (still tied up), as though trying to agree. The group then turned their attention back to Megumi and Tia, who were now fast asleep.

"Are... they gonna be okay?" Sherry asked, staring down at the quiet, sleeping girls.

"Ah, they'll'a be okay," Folgore stated, waving his head as though it was nothing. "Kiyo passed out almost twice, so did Wonrei and Suzy. It's nothing. But... erm... you'a might wanna let go of Wonrei's neck there Li-En..."

"They're coming to take me away haha hehe hoho!"

"Shut up Kiyo!" The group yelled in unison.

Like I said before, I hope no Zatch's kids writers found this to offensive. That is not my intention. Anyway, next up: Possibley a Gary Stu.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot! -hands Tina to Shadow Sora94's OC Masumara- Ehehe... :D Enjoy!