A/N: Okay, since some people have been requesting this for so long, here he is. The dreaded, the horrible... GARY STU! Oh, and since we're on the topic of Mary-Sues/Gary-Stus, I just took a Mary-Sue test to see how much of a Sue Beatifulica (you remember her from chapter 3-4, right? ;D) is, and she scored a whopping 234 (bad for someone who is serious with their character, good for me because that's the point XD).

Don't own anything... except the Stu, and I really wish I didn't.

Oh, and a note: I noticed when I uploaded this into the documents manager that some of the words seem to stick together, and everytime I parted a few, another pair would go and get stuck together. So I apologize for this and hope this fic is still readable.

"Kay, what else'a we got here?" Folgore muttered as he browsed through the stories. They had been here two and a half hours, and still had found nothing worth laying their eyes upon ever again. The group often found themselves wondering why they didn't just exit the site, leave, and get on with their lives. Everytime though at least one person had to check to see if there was something worth laying their eyes upon. Anything!

Every Girl's Man

By Mrhotty

Folgore raised his eyebrow.

Summary: Kron is a handsome mamodo boy who came to earth. Unknown to everyone else, he is actually our soon to be saviour

Folgore cringed in disgust and groaned.

"Ugh... Gary Stu," he murmured, cursoring over to the back button he so longingly wanted to click.

"What did you say!" Kiyo exclaimed, startling Folgore. The young teenager jumped up from his awkward position and walked over, still half naked. Folgore gave him a look.

"Oh, you're'a feelin' better."

"Told ya he'd be fine in a few minutes," Megumi croaked quietly, still curled up in a fetal position, breathing heavily.

"Uh... yeah..." Kiyo rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly. "Sooooo, who, or what, is this 'Gary Stu'?"

The whole group turned their heads towards the young Italian man, as though expecting the answer. Folgore took a deep breath, to prepare himself for the horror he was about to explain.

"A Gary Stu is the male version of Mary Sue," Folgore began. The part of the group who had suffered through Beautifulica shuttered, the rest stared at him confusedly. "Also known as Larry Stu or Marty Stu. He'a is an overly perfect male with extremely manly features,-"

"Doesn't sound too bad," Megumi smirked, sitting up, Tia following. Folgore shot her a glare and continued talking.

"A handsome face, and often times, an overly-large... uh... yeah..."

Brago let out a disapproving hiss, flaring his nostrils and griding his teeth in disgust.

"Sound too disgustingly perfect," Brago clinched his fists, making a face. "He does not deserve to live."

"Good thing he wasn't here while we were reading Beaufulica's story," Zatch whispered to Kiyo. Kiyo couldn't help but nod in agreement.

"Well, since we'a already know it's'a gonna be bad, in that'a case we'a won't have to be readin' it," Folgore decided, smiling to himself as he was about to click the back button.

"Oh no you don't!" Megumi exclaimed, jumping up and knocking the blonde out of the seat. The males of the group gasped. "Us girls had to suffer through Beautifulica,-"

"Um, we weren't here," Sherry and Li-En stated in unison (by now Li-En had let go of WonRei's neck and he was now laying on the floor, half alive, gasping). Megumi ignored them.

"So now you guys the suffer through him," she finished. The males gave a dramatic gasp.

"It was her idea to read the rest of the Sue fic in the first place," Kiyo said quietly, crossing his arms and pouting.

Kron was the most handsome, talented, and sexy mamodo boy in the universe.

The males groaned.

Even though he was only 16, he was completely built like he had been working out for decades. He had a hot six pack and a body that would make Arnold Schwarzenegger jealous.

The group gasped.

"Impossible!" Kiyo shouted, pointing at the screen accusingly. How he even knew of Arnold Schwarzenegger despite being in the middle of Japan is a question I am unable to answer. It makes about as much sense as the fact that they're speaking English in Japan.

His hair was long, wavy, and blonde. He had also had everygirl he could ever dream. But he was not happy. He knew that one day Zofis would take over the world-

"WHAT!" the group screamed in unison.

and he was the only one who would be able to stop this. It wasn't fair, Kron just wanted to spend time and sleep with all the gorgeous women he could.

"This guy makes Folgore look like a virgin gentleman," Kiyo whispered to Zatch.

He didn't want to waste time saving this dumb world.

"Our world is going to end and all you care about is women?" Megumi slammed her fists down on the keyboard, causing the computer to make a strange beeping noise. "There is no way I'd be getting into bed with you."

One day, when handsome, hot, and manly Kron was walking down the streats, searching for his book reader, he found her. Megumi Oumi, the woman he would marry one day.

Megumi slammed her head down on the desk in disbelief. The group snickered.

"On second thought," Brago moved Megumi out of the chair, taking her seat and continuing where she left off. "This might not be so bad."

"Hey there," he said in a sexy, deep voice that sounded like a cross between Gerard Way and Pete Wentz.

Brago raised his brow. "And who are these 'Gerard Way' and 'Pete Wentz' they speak of?"

Kiyo thought for a minute.

"Erm, I think they're American singers.

"Ah, thank you."

"Honestly, I don't their voices are all that sexy," Megumi stated, shrugging her shoulders. The whole group gasped dramatically in unison.

"How could you say that?" Tia yelled, waving her arms around wildly as thought Megumi had said the most unbelieveable thing in the world.

"The fans aren't gonna like'a that..." Folgore said, his eyes shifting.

333

In another universe... again

The writer of "Zatch Bell and the Fanfiction Adventure" is staring at her computer screen, biting her nails.

"I'm going to pay for making Megumi say that, aren't I?"

Suddenly, she hears the screams of MCR and FOB fans at her door. They don't sound happy as they bang at her door, but at least they don't have Yaoi Paddles.

"Shit," she curses, grabbing Muttsy. "We have to get out of here. To the Cutelilteen Mobile!"

The Batman logo with her and Muttsy's faces on it spins in and off of the screen. She then jumps into her closet, apparently searching for this vehicle.

"Crap, where'd I park it again?"

333

Megumi looked at him. She felt herself getting all hot and almost came all over herself.

Megumi sat on the floor, twitching.

"Hey," she said in a squeaky voice, she just HAD to get him into bed tonight. She had already done Kiyo, Folgore, Zatch, Zeno,Brago, WonRei, Sunbeam, Dr. Riddles and Ponygon-

The group couldn't help it, they burst into tears of laughter.

"And you'a think I'm a pervert," Folgore snorted, clutching his stomach from laughter. "You'a just slept with two six year olds, an old man,and a horse."

"It's a good thing I'm not taking this seriously," Li-En laughed, hugging her half dead WonRei close. "Or I'd probably kill you."

WonRei wheezed a bit. Megumi went to bang her head against a wall. So much for tormenting the guys, that idea backfired horribly.

so she needed someone new. Kron was so hot and manly, much better looking than Folgore. Megumi remembered how Folgore cried after 10 seconds of her sex because he was really gay-

This time the laughter was directed at Folgore. His face dropped.

"Hey... I'm'a not gay!"

"Other fics say differently," Kiyo snorted, covering his mouth.

"Ah shut'a up!"

and was doing it with Kanchome.

The group shuddered and stared at Folgore, who was beginning to look deathly pale.

"MMMMGMM MMMMMMM!" Kanchome screamed under the duct tape, kicking at the chair violently.

"Shouldn't we untie him now?" Zatch whispered to Kiyo.

"Nah, this is kinda amusing actually," Kiyo whispered back.

"Can you help me?" Sexy man Kron asked her. Megumi walked over to him sexily, her big tits bouncing as she came.

"Hardly," Kiyo muttered under his breath. This earned him a bruise on the face and a bloody nose.

"Yeah baby," she said in her super sexy voice. Kron felt himself getting hard.

"This is really all the author cares about, isn't it?" Brago sighed, rubbing his temple.

"Yep," the group answered in unison.

"I'm a mamodo in need of a reader," he said, looking her over. "Could it be you?"

"He may be extremely handsome, but he obviously doesn't have brains. You don't just blurt out you're a Mamodo just like that," Zatch sighed, shaking his head. "Foolish, foolish boy."

Megumi whipped her hair back. She was so turned on by this guy.

"Yes, yes I get it already," Megumi moaned into her hands. "I can't get enough of this guy, now can we PLEASE get on with the plot!"

"I'm sorry to say I already have a mamodo," Megumi said, but she was willing to ditch Tia for this hunk though.

Tia's eyes widened. Megumi started to panic.

"Megumi..." The little girl whimpered, tears welling up in her big, pink eyes.

"No, Tia, no!" Megumi exclaimed, grabbing the small child and hugging her close. "I would never do that to you!"

But then suddenly a bunch of other girls and some gay guyscame running up to him because he was sooooo hot! Even Li-En, Tia, Suzy,Sherry, and Folgore were there. Folgore gave theloudest fangirlish squeal of all.

By now, the group (besides Folgore and Kanchome) were rolling on the floor in tears of laughter.

"Why does'a everyone think I'm'a gay?" Folgore whined, pouting like a small child.

"Could be the stupid outfit," Brago answered, snickering as he pulled himself back onto the chair. Folgore looked around, confused.

"What's'a wrong with'a my outfit?"

The group stared at him in disbelief.

Megumi started getting jeleous.

"Back away from my man!" she yelled, clinging to him. "He's MINE!"

Kron grinned. It was great being so hot and sexy and manly and awesome and attractive-

"-And so very modest," Megumi finished, rolling her eyes.

and hunky. Wow, it was great being him. He flexed my sexy arms-

"Wait a sec!" Megumi said, managing to stop Brago from reading anymore. "Did the author just say 'my' instead of 'his'?"

Folgore sighed and nodded his head.

"Yes, yes he did," Folgore shook his head sadly. "Suthors and Stuthors often do this'a at times. Sometimes purposely, sometimes not. All we'a know is'a that this'a usually happens at least once in a Sue fic."

The group exchanged looks of disbelief among each other, pondering this new found fact.

"So in a way," Megumi finally spoke up, shifting her head around to look at the otherconfused faces. "The Sue or the Stu is like the altra-ego of the author?"

Folgore nodded.

"Exactly."

The whole group gagged. The authors were more pathetic than they thought.

and smiled at the hotties.

"Sorry, but she's right," Kron put his arm around Megumi. "Today she's my baby. Maybe tomorrow we can have a few quickies when I get bored of her."

"Oh Kron," Megumi sighed.

Megumi could feeling her vein throbbing in her forehead. She tried covering it up with her hand.

The girls and Folgore squealed. "okay!" they agreed. Kron smiled and put his sexy, manly arm around Megumi.

"Let's go screw now, kay?"

"Hell yeah baby!" Megumi said, jumping into his hot arms and feeling his manly, hairless six pack. And they went home.

End!

"Thank God," Brago sighed, rubbing his head. "I had no idea anything could be that bad."

Kiyo and Zatch exchanged looks and grinned.

"We'll have to make him read 'Teh Bestest Fic Ever!' later on," Kiyo whispered to Zatch, who snickered and nodded his head in agreement. Brago, having not heard what the other two boys had said, was already searching for a new fanfiction to read.

"Please, for the love of all things good," Megumi begged, coming back from banging her head against a wall several times. "Pick out something worth reading. I beg you!" Megumi fell to her knees, clutching the rather annoyed Brago's gothic looking fur jacket.

"Why, what's wrong with them?" A familar voice said from behind the group. The group all turned their attention to the door behind them.

Sunbeam and Ponygon had arrived.

Weeeeellll hopefully I managed to write a half-decent and convincing Gary-Stu. To be truthful, I've never read a Stu fic so I probably over-exaggerated him a bit. Okay, I guess that's sort of the point, but whatever. Next up: Maybe SherryBrago, but I'm not sure yet.

Oh, and no offence to MCR and Fall Out Boy fans. They're cool, really. So you can untie me now...

Please?