Lisa sat at home watching TV. Johnny had just called and told her that he would be late tonight. Denny was supposed to come over tonight for a 'play date'. She went up to the bed and climbed under the covers. It was almost time. She heard the door burst open and heavy footsteps echoed throughout The Room. Lisa's breath became heavy, knowing that Denny was eager for her body. She closed her eyes and heard the footstep get closer. A strong hand touched her bare arm. When she opened her eyes, she was astonished: Denny had transformed into the most handsome man to ever wear a beanie. She moaned and felt his warm breath on her as he went inside. It was rough, but she loved it. When he finished, he left quickly as he always did.
Johnny returned home and immediately ran up to see his beloved Lisa. She was in bed, looking confused.
"Hai Lisa! You look very sexy today!"
"Hi Johnny! You um… look a little different. Have you worn that suit before?"
"Oh yes Lisa! I wear it every day!"
"Oh no! I think something's wrong!" She said worriedly.
Johnny pulled out his pocket Amsler grid test and showed it to Lisa. "Are the lines around the black dot straight haaaauuuuh?" Lisa stared before letting out a defeated 'no'. "Oh no!" Johnny cried "My Lisa has macular degeneration!"