Wow... I'm surprised fans haven't broken into my house yet, weilding Yaoi Paddles and firmly demanding a new chapter. Sorry about that, bad Cutelilteen! *smacks lamp against head several times*

Oh, I'd give a big THANK YOU to all those who gave me some more ideas for chapters. :D They will likely be used in the near future.

"So, then you guys read a fanfiction where an overly perfect 'goddess' of sorts attempted to seduce Kiyo?"

"Yep."

"And then you experienced the twisted dream of some fangirl attempting to write a 'slash' containing Folgore and Kanchome?"

"Yeah, that was one of the more pleasant ones..."

"...Uh huh..." Zeno rocked awkwardly in the computer chair, "And these are supposed to be... hot?"

"Yes," an answer from Folgore that came a little too quickly and a little too surely, causing everyone to turn and stare at him once again. "Uh... I'a meant... for some..."

"...Right," Zeno cleared his throat, clearly disturbed. The group was desperately trying to stop him from continuing on with the reading of the terrible horrors that polluted their section of FF dot Net. After reading over twenty-one stories before the appearance of himself and Dufort, they had some good tales for him. And Zeno had to admit they had some very, VERY good points on why he should not continue.

Zeno clutched his teeth as he painfully listened on to the horrors they had endured. He looked upon the site with great curiosity and slight admiration, the evil mastermind part of him realizing what horrors something as simple as that could bestow, but the six-year-old part of him bursting with eager curiosity for what there was to find.

"Damn you, creator," Zeno cursed silently to the sky. "Damn you for making me such a complicated character."

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Somewhere in Japan

Makoto Raiku is working silently at his desk, when he suddenly looks to sky in surprise.

"Huh... why do I have the sudden feeling that I am not wanted?..."

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Zeno's tiny fingers shook. It had been a long time since he had experienced the true taste of fear. Peering over his shoulder, he looked to his partner as if to ask for some some sort of opinion. Dufort, who was still backed into a wall, gave a little wave of approval. Zeno inhaled, slowly and nervously, and turned back towards the computer.

"It's not as if it will kill us... Ah, here's an interesting looking one."

The group were near tears as Zeno clicked the new-found story.

Kiyo

By FREAKINGKIYOFANGIRL123456

"Oh boy..." Kiyo shook his, rubbing his fingers against his temple in a slow, soothing manner.

Summary: We all know how awesomely hot Kiyo is, now don't we? Well here's a story that shows his true, new, sexy side.

Zeno snorted. "Sexy? You?" Kiyo casted him a glare. Zeno completely ignored it. "I must say, girls of Fanfiction have extremely bad taste. Now if it was me on the other hand..."

Folgore seemed rather disappointed about the whole thing.

"Why'a all'a these'a sexy stories about'a Kiyo? Kiyo for God's'a sake! They're'a all'a Kiyo this'a and'a Kiyo that," Folgore voice began to rise, his annoyance and jeasously very obvious as he stood "I'm'a Parco Folgore for God's'a sake! I'm'a the one who should'a have'a the beautiful fangirls on me. I'm'a the one with'a the experience. Kiyo's just a silly little boy, I'M'A PARCO-"

Zeno spun around, casting Folgore a mischievous grin.

"Well you know, we could always go back to the fanfiction where you and Ducky-Boy over there-" he motioned towards Kanchome, who shot him a glare, "-were getting pretty hot. As disgusting as it may be, I am rather intrigued by the thought of that one..."

Folgore sat back down, quiet, flushing.

Kiyo lay on his bed, smiling, his hands behind his head. He had just had the best night of his life with some of the hottest chicks he could get a hold of.

"Kiyo," Megumi cooed, peeking her head out from under the covers-

Megumi coughed loudly. "Why me? Why is it always me? Why do people seem to assume I'm easy to get with?"

Tia looked at her with surprise. "But you and your manager-"

"SHUT UP!"

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Back at ZBATFA HQ...

Cutelilteen is sitting calmly in a couch-chair against a gray background and wearing a bland gray-blue suit, her hands sitting daintily on her lap and a neutral expression plastered across her face.

"I would like to apologize for that little joke there. I don't actually believe that Megumi is that easy to get with or would do anything so demeaning to her character. You see, as I have mentioned earlier, the characters in this piece of literature have a habit of becoming OOC at random times, therefore saying and doing things you would not believe to hear or see them do. As you have just read, this has happened to Megumi. I will now educate you on the facts of OOCness as I speak in this extremely monotonous tone for the next three hours. You see, when charaters are OOC they- *is whacked in the head with a Yaoi Paddle*

Random fangirl: JUST GET ON WITH THE FANFICTION!

Cutelilteen: Guh... Wait, why is this in scrict form now?

Random fangirl: KEEP WRITING BITCH!

Cutelilteen: Nuuhh! Okay!

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-I had a great time last night."

Kiyo was grinning from ear to ear, stroking Megumi's soft hair. Suddenly, Suzy peeked her head out on the other side.

"Why? Why me?" Kiyo moaned, shaking his head. "What has ever given people that idea that I would ever do such a thing with Suzy? And why must all of these stories have to have something to do with sex? It's as if some pervert teenage girl is writing our whole experience here."

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ZBATFA HQ

Cutelilteen is back in her chair and, after having the complete crap beaten out of her, is sporting a lovely goose egg bruise on her head. Her suit is ripped and undone and her tie hangs loose and to the side. Nevertheless, she sits calmly in her exact same professional position as before.

"Eheh...heh... *ahem*... Uh... I'd also like to apologize for the constant sex jokes this fiction tends to have. As I have mentioned in the summary, this fanfiction contains mature humor and therefore should not be read by anyone under the age four... or whatever the minimum age is. You see, FF dot Net is a site that gives us endless amounts of freedom, therefore giving us the independence to write what amuses and delights us. As you may notice, in order to make Kiyo appear as a real Sex God I, naturally, had to add the said sex into the story. I apologize once again for this and promise- " *is whacked once again in the head with a Yaoi Paddle*

Same Fangirl: WILL YOU STOP INTERRUPTING THE FANFICTION!

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"Oh Kiyo, you're sooooo wonderful," she said, clutching him around the waist and kissing him passionately.

"Well duh, it's me after all," he replied. "Oh girls, the rest of you can wake up too."

Two figures moved near Kiyo's feet. With a yawn, Li-En arised.

"Excuse me?" Won-Rei growled, roughly clutching Li-En to him. "Exactly what were you doing with her?"

Kiyo began to sweat. "I-I swear I did nothing to her. You're taking this way too seriously..."

"Hey, Sherry, get up," Li-En hissed, roughly shaking Sherry.

"WHAT?" Brago roared, standing fiercely in front of Sherry. "How dare you! You perverted freak!"

"Brago, honestly," Sherry whispered, trying to pull the oddly strong boy down. "It's just a story."

Kiyo was praying.

"Dear Lord... I've never been a religious man... and considering this is Japan I'm not sure why I randomly chose Christianity right now.. but please help me now. Oh God help me... I value my life... I really do... I have so much to live for..."

"No you don't."

"SHUT UP ZATCH! I read you're book don't I?"

"Ah... point taken..."

"Oh, morning already?" she yawned, smiling at Kiyo. "You were wonderful."

"But of course, my dear. I know how to please a woman."

Kiyo slowly slipped out of bed, pulling on his pants and shirt that lay crumpled in a pile. He was overjoyed. Finally, Kiyo-

"-Who finally hit puberty after thirty years," Zeno stated, smirking. This earn a few muffled chuckles from the jealous boys and a look of contempt from Kiyo.

was able to show such wonderful woman what a real man was like. However, Kiyo didn't have to prove them much. He was already the talk of the neighborhood girls. He sported a rippling six-pack,-

Zeno peered him over sceptically. "Which Kiyo is she talking about?"

Kiyo snorted. After being stuffed away in a room for a couple of hours experiencing horrors that only existed in nightmares, Kiyo was able to contain himself better and able to keep himself, for at least a short while, from killing the cocky child.

"Is this, by chance, the same author who created Kron?" Megumi inquired, attempting but failing to push Zeno's hand off the mouse and scroll up to view the author's pen name.

and manly muscles he had earned from hours of training in the gym.

"Huh... the most I've ever seen Kiyo lift was five pounds, and that was the day you threw out your back and-"

"SHUT UP ZATCH!"

Kiyo always wore a tight white shirt and pants which outlined every muscles... and another thing too.

"Ughh," Zeno was covering his face with his hands, moaning. "Please remove this disturbing mental image from my brain." He looked upon the group in pain. "I have made a mistake, you were all correct. This is horrible."

Kiyo shrugged. "Hey, you made the choice to read, now you're going to finish it."

Zeno covered his mouth and breathed deeply through his nose, as if thinking something over. Finally, he shook his head, sighed, and went back to the story.

The Mamodo battle had ended five years ago, back when Kiyo was fourteen. It was a shame, had Tia been around, Kiyo wouldn't have minded showing her a few things.

Tia's mouth was gaping open as she looked to Kiyo, then Megumi in horror. Megumi glared daggers at Kiyo.

"In five years, Tia will only be eleven... What the hell is wrong with you...?

Kiyo's lip trembled. In alarm, he turned back towards Zeno.

"Okay Zeno, you can stop reading now."

"Oh no, that's alright. I'm actually quite getting into it now... heheheh..."

Yep, Kiyo's life was great. He was, indeed, a mad Sex God. That pathetic twirp he was in highschool was just a memory now.

Kiyo winced, but said nothing.

Now he was a real man. These were his new glory days, and he planned on living them for a long time yet.

Kiyo turned back towards the four girls, who were sitting on his bed watching him expectantly. He smiled.

"Okay girls," he said, pulling up his shirt slightly. "How about a strip tease?"

"Yes!" they squealed in unison. Kiyo smiled and began to unbutton-

Zeno threw up his arms in exasperation and disgust, jumping out of his chair and roughly pushing it in, causing it to slam against the desk and shake the monitor slightly.

"Okay, now I'm done," he stated, stomping over to Dufort. "Someone else can read these horrible abominations from hell. Any takers?"

Zeno gazed around the room, attempting to find some volunteers. He was disappointed when he saw everyone in the room cringed back, including Dufort. Zeno then peered at Kiyo, who was strangely quiet all of a sudden.

"You're suddenly rather calm."

Kiyo leaned back in his chair, oddly calm, smiling contentedly.

"Well you see, I'm comforted with the thought that, now that that's over with, things cannot possibly get any worse for me. Now all I have to do is sit back and watch your characters be brutely butchered. That's it. There is nothing left in that site that can bother me anymore. Nobody can possibly ruin this relief high I am having right now."

"Kiyo," a familiar female's voice suddenly cried from downstairs, causing Kiyo to turn to the door in horror . "I'm back. I've come to give you another chance. I know you didn't mean anything *sob*. I f-forgive you Kiyo. I really do. I even drew the two of us on oranges looking happy, s-see?" the girl let out a slightly insane half sob, half giggle. "W-well you will see in a minute. Oh Kiyo, I'm coming up, and I don't care if Megumi is there, b-because... I KNOW SOON YOUR FEELINGS WILL SURFACE!... YOU'LL DISCOVER YOUR TRUE FEELINGS FOR ME! I'M COMING UP!"

"Oh dear God..."

It just wasn't Kiyo's day.

Yes, I realized I said I wouldn't do anymore pairing chapters, and that this seemed like one, but since I didn't pair Kiyo up with just one certain girl, I'm not going to count it as one. :P Cuz yeah, ya know, I can just bend the rules like that. Yeah...

Thank you overzealousfangirl for this chapter idea. This was highly amusing to write. :D