A/N: Hey wow! I actually updated fairly fast this time. Hey, maybe I'll go back to having that every-day streak I used to have back when I first started this story!...

Yeah... right...

Thank you Kaiser Spartan for this chapter idea. :P

Suzy made sure that her entrance did not go unnoticed. She stomped up the stairs loudly, slamming his door open and causing the door knob to smash against the wall and put a lovely dent in it. It was days like this that Kiyo was glad that has mother was so conveniently out.

"Kiyo..." Suzy breathed, pushing through the over-crowded room and casting her blood-shot eyes upon the paling boy. "I came back... But you knew I would, didn't you. *giggle* Of course you did..."

She tipped her head back slightly and a semi-demented smile crawled across her face, causing even Zeno to shudder. In her one hand she carried a basket of oranges with crudely-drawn faces, all drawn in a red fluid which Kiyo was afraid to guess. She slowly let them splatter to the floor as she approached Kiyo, causing him to cringe back in fear.

"Maybe I over reacted. I'm sorry Kiyo. I know I was mistaken, it's all okay now. No girl-" she cast a glare upon Megumi. If looks could kill, Megumi would have dropped dead. "-can ever come between us. Oh Kiyo, let's be together forever! Kiyo I-" her eyes suddenly shifted to Kanchome, who was half passed-out in his little chair. "Oh... why is he tied up?..."

"Oh... huh..." Kiyo muttered, slightly glad to have the attention taken off him. "Yeah... we tied him up shortly after you left. Long story. Hmm... he's been there awhile now. Guess we can untie him now."

Kanchome mumbled loudly in agreement. Together, Kiyo and Folgore went to tend to Kanchome. Untying the ropes was not a problem and took only a few seconds, it was the duct tape that worried them the most.

"Okay, uh..." Folgore peered awkwardly at Kanchome's face, noticing how hard the glue from the tape had gotten on his bill. "Okay... you'a hold him down Kiyo, I'll tend to the tape. Uh... you want wanna hold him fairly tightly..."

Have you, by chance, ever heard a dying animal on crack? Well the scream Kanchome let out probably equaled about that. Tears were streaming down the poor child's face as he held his now free hands to his very red glue covered beak. He turned to Kiyo and glared.

"Uh... hey buddy," Kiyo said half nervously, waving his hand in Kanchome's face. "How ya doing?"

"I'LL KILL YOU!"

"Ah, nice to hear from you too," Kiyo chuckled as Kanchome ran towards Folgore and clutched him around the knees. His mood drastically changed from anger to misery as he sobbed into Folgore's pant legs.

"Oh Folgore," he blubbered pathetically, wiping his eyes and "nose" on his slightly disgusted reader's pants. "It was horrible. Why did you let the meanies do that to me?"

Folgore patted his head, laughing. "There, there my little bambino, everything's okay now. Parco Folgore's here'a. It'a was'a just a little time out, nothing more. You'a were being a bad little boy, trying to kill'a Tia and all. I think'a you owe her a little apology."

Kanchome peered timidly at Tia. He flashed her a nervous grin which was received with an indignant glare. With a gentle shove on the back, Folgore pushed him towards the annoyed girl and placed his hand on his tiny shoulder, readying him for his apology. Kanchome stared down at his feet sheepishly, as if all he was apologizing for was taking her candy.

"I'm sorry I tried to kill you with a cleaver," he mumbled, almost inaudibly. "I was just getting a little crazy with all the mean fanfictions about me, you know? I wouldn't have really killed you... I think."

"Uh," Tia hestated, backing into Megumi as if looking for an answer. Megumi gave her a half nod. She sighed. "It's okay Kanchome. I know the things this site can do. It can make you pretty crazy. I- god forbid I would ever actually have to say this- forgive you."

The two children embraced, their friendship renewed, as everyone aww'd. Suzy, however, did not share the same feeling.

"Excuse me!" Suzy squealed from behind Kiyo, causing his grin to drop. "I'm still here you know"

"Yes, thank you, I was trying to forget," he replied coldly, not even bothering to turn to look at her. It wasn't that he disliked Suzy, it was just a bad time for her to come back still semi-insane when the rest of the group were only just beginning to collect themselves from the horror that was fanfiction. Kiyo knew that these people probably wouldn't be too willing to read anymore.

Kiyo also wondered why they didn't just leave that site and get on with their lives, but that would be a question left unanswered.

Suddenly, a smiled began to creep across Kiyo's face. Not just a normal smile, but a smile that showed a truly evil and diabolical plan forming in his mind. Suzy was here, and nobody else would read. Perfect. It wasn't that Kiyo really wanted to listen to more fanfiction, it was just by forcing her to read, it would likely spark that insanity attack from before, causing her to leave, or at least keep quiet, while everyone recovered.

"Suzy," Kiyo cooed in his best lovey-dovey voice, gently placing his hands on her shoulder. "You care about me right?"

"Yes Kiyo," she squeaked, tears of happiness welling up in her eyes. "Yes of course I do."

"And you would do anything for me, right?"

"Yes, anything!" Her voice raised an octave or two higher than usual.

"Then you'll read for us," he roughly pushed her towards the computer. Her face dropped, her eyes widening in horror.

"B-but," she babbled, looking up at her Prince Charming. "I-I... b-but..."

"Now, now," he patted her head as if he was dealing with a disobedient child. "You be a good little girl a make me happy, please? You know it would. Oh, and make sure that fanfiction isn't specifically about one of us, unless it's you, then that's fine."

"But... I... oh man..." she sighed, collapsing into the computer chair in defeat. "Alright Kiyo," she squeaked, her eyes watering with fear. "For you... I'll do it."

"Kiyo," Doctor Riddles hissed. "Kiyo what the hell are you doing?"

Kiyo smiled and whispered his plan in his ear. The Doctor frowned.

"It'll never work. You're making a mistake. Stop her now."

But it was already too late. Suzy had found a fanfiction before any of them could react.

Truth or Dare

by SillySpartan

Summary: The gang, for some random reason, are all over at Suzy's house playing Truth or Dare. Cue the madness!

"Oh God," Kiyo breathed, realizing his plan wasn't such a bright idea after all. "This doesn't sound to good. Suzy you can..."

Suzy couldn't hear him. She was already in her own little world, reading.

The gang is all sitting around in Suzy's room

Megumi: So, why are we here again?

Suzy: Dunno. Ask the author of the fanfiction

Me: Yeah... sorry... was trying to be random... failed

Wonrei shook his head, rolling his eyes.

"What kind of authors refer to themselves in fanfictions? I mean really, it's just silly and useless."

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ZBATFA HQ

Cutelilteen is standing there, smiling nervously, sweating.

"Heheh... yeah... what kind of fanfictions authors do that?... Yeah... that's just... so silly... yeah... *cough*"

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Suzy: *blinks* Okay, what do you guys want to do?

Kiyo: How about we play Truth or Dare?

Kiyo shuddered. The bad feeling he had increased.

Kanchome: Yay! Sounds fun!

Kiyo: Shut up fatass! *tosses a cleaver at his head but unfortunately misses*

Kanchome's tiny body was trembling with anger, tears welling up in his large eyes. Folgore gently placed his hand on his shoulder.

"Stay calm," he whispered. "Control yourself and stay calm."

Kanchome: Ah! *runs away screaming like a little girl*

"Breathe, my little bambino. It's'a just a story, not at all true."

Folgore: That'a was weird... okay... who wants to go first?

Nobody answered.

"I can't understand why," Megumi added sarcastically.

Folgore: *sigh* You'a guys are no fun. Okay, I'll start. Doctor Riddles, truth or dare?

"Oh God," The Doctor was hiding his face in his hands shamefully. Kido peered at him curiously.

"Hey Doctor, are you okay? It's gonna be okay, right? Doctor Riddles, what do you-"

"Not now Kido."

Dr. Riddles: Hmmmmm... Truth!

Folgore: Kay... um... Got it! If you'a and Kido were stuck on a desert island and you'a had'a nothing to eat, would'a you'a eat Kido?

Everyone: *laughing*

Dr. Riddles: Uhhhhhhhhhh... hmmmm... yes, yeah I would!

Kido was horrified. "Doctor! You... you..."

"Kido no!" the Doctor snatched the child from his shoulder and clutched him to his chest. "Never! This author is a sick and twisted soul who gets her jollies from writing disgusting pieces of garbage!"

Tears were willing up in the poor, frightened little boy's eyes. "But... but how do I know if you're telling the truth this time?...

Kiyo chuckled. "All those months of "kidding" are coming back at you, huh old man?"

"Shut up Kiyo, or we'll test the desert island theory on you."

Kido: Hey!

Dr. Riddles: Sorry Kido, but it's every man for himself. Is it my turn now?

Everyone: Yep!

Dr. Riddles: Okay. Kiyo, truth or dare?

Doctor Riddles grinned evilly. Kiyo began to pale.

Kiyo: I'm gonna be brave today. Dare!

Dr. Riddles: *snickering* Okay Kiyo, I dare you to... kiss Ponygon!

Kiyo: *eagerly* Okay! *goes up to Ponygon, picks him up, and begins to passionately kiss him*

Ponygon was bawling, hiding his face in Sunbeam's shirt and shaking visibly. He didn't even have the strength to attack Kiyo like he usually did, and this, for once, actually worried Kiyo.

"Dear God," Kiyo breathed, staring fearfully into space. "What have I done?"

Everyone: Ewwwwwwwwwww

Kiyo: *pulls away* Ah! That felt goooood!

Sunbeam eyed Kiyo suspiciously. "Kiyo, is there something you would like to tell me?"

"No! No! No! Stop taking these stupid stories seriously! Stop it! Leave me alone! LEAVE ME AlONE! I'm a human! LEAVE ME ALONE!"

Kiyo ran to the corner, sobbing. Sunbeam watched him tensely.

"Huh... this vaguely reminds me of something I saw once..."

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Back at ZBATFA HQ... again... for the hundredth time... the place no one really gives a crap about...

A random employee walks up to Cutelilteen.

"*ahem* Um... Miss Cutelilteen... you just got some letters from some fans. Apparently making references to old memes isn't all the funny."

Cutelilteen suddenly stands up indignantly, snatching the paper from the surprised worker and tearing it up.

"This is my fanfiction and I shall do what I want with it! So if I want to make a reference to that whiny little bitch of a man, I shall, for I am... God of the Fanfiction World. That's right! Bwahhahaha! Mwahahaha! Bwhahaha-"

But before she can finish her evil laugh, she is beaten by several fangirls with... guess what... Yaoi Paddles.

"*in great pain* Stop... Doing that!"

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Ponygon runs away crying

Kiyo: *chasing after him* Wait, my love! We can make this work!

Dr. Riddles: Hey, come back! It's your turn! *sigh* Oh well, I'll go again. Megumi, truth or dare?

Megumi: *giggling* Dare!

Dr. Riddles: *chuckles like a creepy old man* Okay Megumi... I dare you to strip in front of everyone!

All the males: WOOHOO! YEAH BABY!

Megumi: *giggles* Okay!

Megumi sat there quivering, griding her teeth angrily.

"Kiyo," she hissed venomously, tearing out a good chunk of the carpet. "If you don't stop her now, I will find that clever and attack her... Kanchome style. And I may not stop there..."

Kiyo was panicking. "Suzy... deary... w-why don't you stop reading now, okay. I don't mind, you've done enough."

Suzy was giggling maniacally. "No Kiyo," she hissed, her eyes wide as saucers. "By reading this it will make you happy. I want you to be happy..."

"Oh my God," Kiyo moaned, holding his head. "Will somebody place snap her out of this?"

"Here, just a sec," Megumi sighed, rising off the ground. Slowly, as not to let her know she was there, she snuck up behind Suzy. With one sure strike of her head, she cuffed Suzy over the head, causing her to fall out of her seat screaming. "It worked on you," Megumi stated, looking to Kiyo.

"That wasn't niiiiiice!" Suzy whined, holding her head and kicking her legs as if she was a four-year-old having a tantrum.

"Yeah, well, it worked didn't it," Megumi didn't even bother looking at Suzy as she walked over to the computer to close the site. "Okay, time to get out of-hey!"

Much to her surprise, when she had knocked Suzy over, Suzy's elbow hit the mouse, causing it to conveniently scroll to the back button and return to the main screen.

"Huh... weird..." muttered Megumi, holding her hand to her chin while eyeing the selections of fanfictions.

"Don't do it," hissed Kiyo, sensing her weakening. "I made a mistake. I was wrong. Let's not continue this."

"Oh hush," she waved her hand in a shooing motion, her eyes fixated on the screen. "Not all the fanfictions were bad. Besides, I haven't read for awhile."

"You didn't seem too eager when I gave you the chance," muttered Zeno, scowling. She ignored him.

"Just one or two more fanfictions," she mumbled, her eyes now completely caught on the screen. "It won't kill us. Oh, this one looks interesting..."

"Megumi!" Kiyo cried, holding out his hand dramatically. "Megumi, NO!"

Will this piece of crap ever end? Who knows! If you have some ideas you would like to see, requests are still welcome.