A/N: Not much to say today, expect here's a new update. Yay! Thank you Yugioash for this chapter idea. Oh, this'll be fun *evil laughter*...

EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN BRAGO AND PENNY!

Brago choked.

by PennyFan12345

Megumi grinned maliciously at Brago, who, for the first time in his life, paled with fear.

Summary: This is a story where Penny and Brago fight! Who will win?! This is going to be the most awesome fun story I write, I loooooooooooooove Penny she's my favoritest character ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and btw Brago SUX!!!!! I hate him he's a stupid bad guy I hope he dies soon in the series because I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"This... isn't looking too good for you, Brago," Kiyo stated, grinning.

So oK, Penny and Brago are down somewhere in... I dunno Japan or where ever they live (a/n: I haven't watched all the Zatch Bell episodes just the ones with Penny so I dont know that much about it OK!!!!

"Then why are you writing this?" Brago snarled, griding his teeth anxiously.

So don't get upset if I get some stuff wrong OK!!!) Anyway, Penny and Brago were about to fight because Brago was protecting her worst enemy (and love interest, lol ;D), Zatch Bell.

"Protecting?!" Brago roared, rising off the ground instantaneously. "PROTECTING?!!" he screamed significantly louder. "Why, in the name of hell, would I be protecting Zatch Bell? That useless shrimp. The worthless shit. What reason would I have to not burn his book to a crisp?"

"Well," Zatch answered, slightly timidly. "The show based on us is called 'Zatch Bell'. In that case, I would have to be around for awhile."

Brago was silent, vibrating with anger, snorting loudly out of his nose. His quivering hand gripped the carpet.

"HOW DARE YOU PROTECT THAT STUPID ZATCH BELL!!!!!!!!!!' Penny screamed at Brago her voice all deep and stuff. Brago almost screamed like a little girl cause he was such a pussy-

Brago tore a chuck out of the carpet.

-but he didn't cuz he was trying prove himself or something.

"Because I think your totally lame and a bitch!" Brago screamed back trying to act tough. That slut Sharry-

"Hey!" Sherry exclaimed, indignant. "I have never even worn anything higher than my knees. And how hard is my name to spell? It's S-H-E-R-R-Y, with an E!"

-tookout the book sluttily.

Sherry was appalled. "How do you take out a book "sluttily"? Is that even a word?"

"BOOPADOOPA DOO WAABABABOOM!!!" She screamed his spell.

Brago let out a cry of agony. "Spell? Spell?! That is no spell of mine! How dare she insult my name with this... this... Argh! What is it?"

With tears of laughter streaming down his face, Kiyo was only able to reply with: "*snort* Bad... *giggle* n00b... author... *choke*"

A electric odd thingy came out of his hands and went at Penny (OMFG!)

But then Penny's haaaaawwwwwwwwt (lol ;D) reader read her spell and out came a big wave of water and it came at Brago. Brago screamed like a little bitch and tried to run away but it was too late. The water hit him and sharry and mixed with the electic orb thingy and electrocuted them. And then Sharry died. (But who cares? I hate that bitch sooooooooo much she's so slutty and gross and ugly and evil and I hope she dies in the show soon I'll have a party if she does YAY!!!! :D)

By that time, Sherry had been trying to block out as much as she could. Sitting with her back turned away from the computer, she snorted angrly, clenching Brago's book dangerously.

"Oh nooooooooo!!!" Brago screamed sadly. He needed that stupid bitch she was the one who read the spells for him and made him powerfull. and now he was nothing without the slut. Then Penny walked over to him dangerously. She was smiling evilly and standing over him. SHe new she had won this fight.

"Say your prayers Brago," she said in that awesome deep evil voice. "I have won this battle."

Brago started to cry-

It was impossible not to laugh. Even Sherry managed to crack a small smile when she heard that line. Brago, however, was not as amused.

-falling his knees and sobbing like a little girl.

"Never!" Brago spat, slamming a fist into the wall.

"And yet, for some odd reason, I'm able to picture that in my mind," Kiyo added.

"SHUT UP!"

"Oh plleeeeaaaase don't kill me!" he whimpered. He was such a pussy. "I don't want to die! I'm sorry!"

Then he started kissing her feet. He was such a freaking pussy! He was crying all over Penny's awesome shoes and looked like a retarded little girl or something. He was so pathetic Penny almost felt kinda sorry for him... but not for long!

"I'm sorry Brago," she said in her super deep voice. "But you have lost. Now you will DIE!!"

Her reader (a/n: I cant remember his name ok so don't get mad at me about it!!!!) Read her spell and a BIIIIIGGGG wave came at Brago. He started screaming and crying and-

"Oh that is it!" It was Brago's turn to knock Megumi out of the chair, and he did it with little hesitation. "I have had enough of this shit! I'LL find something that I'LL enjoy, you all just sit down and shut up!"

Brago's grumbling and clicking of the mouse was the only sound in room for a good moment. Finally, Zatch cautiously turned to Kiyo.

"You know... why don't we just leave this site and do something else. You know, we've been on here awhile and still have found little that actually... good."

Kiyo shook his head with the utmost shame.

"I wish we could Zatch, I really do. It just seems, sometimes, as if there is a higher power controlling us."

Thank you all for the reviews. Next up: TightropeDancing's request for a high school fic. :D

Oh, and the spelling and grammar errors contained in the fanfiction they were reading were intentional. Bcuz dun't worree, im vary smert!