Stealth Goes Wrong
Chapter 6
Author's Note: A little reminder that there will be one or two more chapters coming up for the next one or two days...ENJOY!!!!
Hanatarou panted.
"W-where did he go....HIYEEE!!!!"
Hanatarou sped off down the narrow alley, screaming in sheer terror as the narrow walls exploded.
"MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!"
Kenpachi laughed maniacally as he chased the poor lieutenant.
This had been happening for the past one hour, and already they were nearing Rukongai.
"HELP! OW! No! AH, I'M SORRY!!!" he screamed, crashing into a street vendor in mid shunpo.
It wasn't that he couldn't do flash step, in fact, he had very quickly mastered it in that one hour...he just couldn't control where he wanted to go.
He sobbed and whimpered, he needed help, and bad..."U-U-UNOHANA TAICHOU!!!!" Hanataro pivoted his feet and went sprinting back toward the Seireitei screaming. He turned his head back and saw that Kenpachi was gaining, "A-Ah!!! I-U better start using shunpo!!!"
Hanatarou gathered his energy and tried using shunpo...
He apparently flash stepped into a watermelon stand and into a familiar person..
"WATCH IT!!!" Toushiro Hitsugaya dropped the watermelons he was buying and they would have cracked in half...but the next thing he saw was a blur and a jingling and the watermelon was sliced into perfection...
"What the hell is..."
"HAHAHAH!!!"
"Ah!!!" Toushiro also took off carrying a plate of sliced watermelons and ran next to Hanatarou, eating as he talked, "What are you doing lieutenant?"
"M-my greatest apologies!!!"
Toushiro raised an eyebrow, easily keeping pace with Hanatarou. "You didn't answer my..."
Suddenly, Hanataro screamed and shunpo-ed into a pillar, and then burst off ahead.
"..." Toushiro made a face, chewing on his watermelons until he heard, "MUHAHAHAHA!!!! JOIN THE BATTLE TO THE DEATH!!!!!" Toushiro gagged and spit out the watermelon seeds like a machine gun; He turned and saw...Kenpachi...
His jaw dropped and he called ahead to Hanatarou, "Uh...may I join you?"
Toushiro's eyes widened and he shunpo-ed next to Hanataro...
"Over there!!!" Toushiro and Hanataro heard voices and turned. They saw a group of squad 11 members pointing and shouting, and then joining the chase.
"AHHH!!!" This time both shinigami screamed.
"Uh...I just remembered that I have some paper work to..."
"TAICHO!!!" Rangiku pounced in the air and gave him a bear hug, "Taicho!!! What are you doing on this fine...day???" Rangiku turned and saw the horde of squad 11 members rampaging behind them.
"What??"
"RUN!!!"
"Why, taicho..."
"Wait; aren't you supposed to be doing paper work?"
"Oh, actually I was hanging with Hisagi and...I mean, sure...."
"MATSUMOTO!!!!"
"But YOU'RE playing tag with these guys..."
"MATSUMOTO!!! DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M..."
"AHHHH!!!!" They were headed straight toward a large wall.
"JUMP!!!!"
Byakuya was enjoying the sunny day by his koi pond, when three people jumped over his pond. After having his garden being blown up on Thanksgiving (read our fanfic: Turkey Trot,) he knew it probably wasn't good.....
He watched in some astonishment as he spotted Hitsugaya and his lieutenant, plus Yamada, the new lieutenant of squad 2 leap over the other wall.
"GET THEM!!!!"
A couple seconds later, a mob of squad eleven members leaped over the wall, along with Kenpachi's mad spiritual energy which withered Byakuya's flowers. The sheer wind made Byakuya's kenseikan fly off and his sakura tree fall over..
Byakuya twitched.
Hmph, fools.
Suddenly, he heard a couple of voices on the left side if his wall.
"Yamada-san!"
"K-Kotetsu fukutaicho!"
"What's going...EEP!!!!!"
This time, four people leaped over to the right side of the wall.
Byakuya just finished straightening his Kenseikan...then...once again... "CHARGE!!!!"
Byakuya's hair was blown back.
He yet heard more voices on the right side of the walls, where the 4 seated officials just leapt into.
"Ah! Hitsugaya-taicho! My, what's with all the ruckus...?"
"Ukitake-taicho!!! Look out!!!" A man's voice...
"Shut up Sentaro! I war going to warn Ukitake–taicho!!"
"You shut up booger face!!!"
"MUHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"???"
Byakuya frowned and then this time the same 4 people, along with Ukitake, Kiyone, and Sentaro went howling and jumping with fear over his pond.
Along with Captain Search-and-Destroy...
BOOM!!! He heard an eruption of spirit energy.
More voices...
"My my...what's going on..."
"Kyoraku! Ise-fukutaicho!! Careful squad..."
"AHH!!!!"
"HAHAHA!!! MORE CAPTAINS TO JOIN THE FIGHT!!!!"
More leaping over the walls.
Byakuya stared and stared.
"..."
Ten minutes later...
"..." Byakuya continued to stare.
"Ah!!! Komamura-san!!!"
"RENJI YOU IDIOT!!!"
"ICHIGO!!! BE CAREFUL!!!"
"ON THE PRIDE OF A QUINCY, I SHALL..."
"Move you stupid Quincy!"
"Mayuri-sama!!"
"Ikkaku! Yumichika!! Do something about Zaraki!!!"
"YAY!!! Ken-chan!!!"
"Bankai!!! Hihio Zabimaru!!!"
"Idiot!! This is nii-sama's wall!!!!"
"Call the head captain!!!!"
"AHHH!!!!! TAICHOU!!!!! HELP!!!!"
"Nanao-chan!!!"
"Shut up!!!"
"I will be willing to dissect any carcasses..."
"NO ONE IS DEAD!!!!"
"...yet..."
"Nemu-san, that's not very..."
"AHHH!!!! ZARAKI TAICHOU!! PLEASE STOP!!!"
"HOLY CRAP!!! GETSUGA TENSHOU!!!!
"Why I am here???"
BONK!!!!
"ARG!!! MY FACE!!!"
"S-sorry...I have a hard head..."
"I-Inoue-san..."
"How did this happen???"
All of the Gotei 13 continued their jumping-over-Byakuya's-pond/wall...
Byakuya tried to remain calm, "At least they did not destroy any..."
BOOM!!!!
Squad 11 went crashing through the left wall, screaming maniacally.
"HA! Fine, instead of jumping over we'll..."
"Chire, Senbonzakura....."
The explosion of the petals sent the innocent victims/captains/lieutenants/others who were leaping over the walls smash into his koi pond...
Water splashed out of the pond, and the koi leaped out, flapping helplessly on the grass. To add insult to injury, Byakuya caught a glimpse of Ichigo sitting on his rare underwater plant.
"..."
"N-nii-sama..."
The victims of the chase stared at Byakuya.
"..."
Hanatarou got up, with a koi fish in his mouth.
"..."
A fish that had been blown up particularly high landed on his kenseikan.
Byakuya twitched.
"Bankai...Senbonzakura Kageyoshi..."
"AHH!!!!!"
In five seconds flat, the Gotei 13 came running out of Byakuya's property on down the halls.
"AL RIGHT!!! LET'S GO!!!!" Kenpachi lifted his sword and laughed maniacally.
"Fight??" Komamura looked angry.
Ukitake cut in, "Zaraki-taichou, this chase is OVER!!!"
The others nodded in agreement.
"Over??? NO fight is over until one of us is DEAD!!!!"
"W-what???"
BOOM!!!!!
"AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
So the chase continued...
Soifon paced around by the halls near her division. She frowned, "Geez, all I did was send Hanatarou on training with Kenpachi....Where the hell are those two...?"
RUMBLE RUMBLE...
"What the..."
Soifon turned toward the sound and walked toward the gate.
She stepped outside to see what was going on.
Her eyes widened at what they saw.
A horde of wet humans, a Quincy, shinigami, captains and all, charging toward her screaming, and waving their arms in circles.
She particularly saw Yamada at the front of the chase, tears flowing, flash stepping into people and screaming, "S-SOIFON TAICHOU!!!!!"
"Whoa, back off, what the..."
CRASH!!!!!!
The crash and the sudden stop sent the shinigami heaping into a large pile of we shinigami with Soifon and Hanatarou at the bottom.
Soifon twitched.
"S-so...d-did I pass?" Hanataro tried to force a nervous smile.
"My, what is going on?"
Everyone looked up and saw Unohana standing above them.
"Unohana-taichou!!" Hanatarou called timidly.
She smiled and began to help everyone up.
"Sigh, I guess I went a little over the top with this idea..." Soifon shook her head and Hanatarou hurriedly got off of her.
Suddenly...
"EEP!!!!" Hanatarou slipped on a puddle and crashed his head into Soifon's face.
"YAMADA!!!!!"
Author's Note: Well, there you go!!! Moral of the story: Do not attack Byakuya's pond...Stay tuned, a new chapter should be coming up pretty soon!! Please review!!!