After a little later that evening, I was just sitting near the throne, listing on an MP3 player to DJ P0N-3's best hits (as well as through a Lemon at Spike who was just then trying to doodle a picture of Rarity). The Cutie Mark Crusaders were just playing "Catch the Baseball".
After a little while longer, I started to get worried for the PWNy gang and wondered if they got attacked by a Cockatrice, a Manticore, a Hydra or the Antmen.
"All right", I finally said, "Our femenine friends are in real danger for sure. It's like I told them on that sleepover night, they would one day need masculine asisstance for a tuff situation like this one"
"Are you so sure of this?", asked Luna, who just happened to pass by me and notice my exclamation.
"I'm totally sure", I responded.
"Same here", Spike added while walking up to me, "It's only six of them against hundreds or thousands of 10 foot-tall, slightly magical, sword-using Insects!"
Philomena the Phoenix, who just happened to notice my complianing and thought it was ridiculous that me and Spike wanted to fight alongside girls, so she laughed in a squack-like fashion.
"You know", said Luna in a very sweet voice, "It should be time to finally figure out who you two really are, heroes"
"How can you be sure of this?", we asked her.
"I feel the same way you two feel whenever Celestia leaves me out of great duties. I know I'm younger than her, but I can show some real good spirit from time to time", replied Luna, "So you two boys should show your six female friends that you can go on this quest, even without any Elements of Harmony powers"
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The next morning, me and Spike had breakfest and quickly started to move out of the place in order find our friends. Pretty soon we were trecking through vast Conifer heathland.
"Now Spike, you gotta be stealthy", I said to Spike.
"We Mountain Dragons are not really all that good at stealth, Griffy", said Spike, "But Forest Dragons sure are"
"Whatever", I grumbled.
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All of a Sudden, we heard that other-worldly call of those Antman again, the call resembling a cross between a Screech Owl screech and a Domestic Cat hiss.
"Holy Guacamole!", cried Spike, "Some Antmen are coming!"
"Quick! Let's Hide up here", I cried, as I grabbed hold of him with my talons and paws and flew uo into one of the Trees with him.
We watched as trio of Antmen were scouting around the area. If only they had looked up we'd be done for.
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Just as Spike and I got back down, a fourth Antman poked its head out of the Shrubs and locked eyes with us. After a few seconds of just staring, the Antman just left us and ran to catch up with the other three.
"Wierd", puzzled Spike, "Why didn't that one attack us?"
"Oh yeah, I forgot", I answered, "Antmen only attack Ponies"
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Just a little further on, me and Spike finally found our six female friends, but they were in a big ditch and all chained up. Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash could not just fly out, for their wings were also cahined up. And to make matters worse, in that very same ditch, a rather hungry-looking Minotaur was charging straight for them, ready to have some Horse meat.
"What are we gonna do?", I cried out, "You and me can't physically take on something like a Minotaur!"
"I have a plan!", said Spike ina proud and heroic voice, "Since me and Twilight live in a library, I've read a lot of books on how to repel off dangerous Monsters!"
"Anything on Minotaurs?", I desperatly asked.
"Sure", replied Spike, "They can't stand bright lights in their eyes"
So Spike had some sunbeams reflect off his scales in the sunlight and I had some sunlight reflect off my beak. They light inratated the Minotaur and in moaned in agony. The Minotaur then did an indredble leepright out of the ditch and ran off into the horizon.
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Pretty soon, me and spike lowered down a long vine to get our friends out of the ditch.
"A job for a girl, huh?", said Spike sarcastically.
"We figured you'd need us sooner or later", I added.
"Never thought ah'd hear mahself say this", said Applejack, "But thank's boys, ya'll can do the job"
To Be Continued