There's another story I was thinking about, inspired by two pictures I saw. It'd be really short, probably less than 50k words. Yes, that's short... It's a horror/kill everyone/destruction of Konoha, typa thing. It starts out kinda slow.

Okay, the minako lemon was an intro lemon. and the fact that he was a virgin is why it was so short. Besides, if you got pounded into the table, i doubt you'd want a round two (if you're a guy hopefully you didn't want round one...) unless you were into that...

Anywho, it seems lemon stories are very popular and mine is no different, although how you find this story since its in the naruto/minato romance category is beyond me(wink,wink).

This story is dedicated to Aura Knight-Lyrin(not in that way you perverts...) for my new rule: Treat your readers like blind voyuers! Hopefully this does that rule justice...

Well, here ya go! Icha Icha: Live Bait!

Warnings/Tags: slight:oral,incest... bondage, vanillaish, random lemon stuff.

-FOREST OF DEATH-TG44-

He bounded through the treetops, the wind whipping his sunkissed blonde hair as stray branches scratched his unmarred features, save for the innards of a giant snake that is...

Were it not for his heightened senses, he would have never heard the three perverted laughs or the noticeable female whimper that followed, nor would he have smelt the pheromones rolling off the offenders in waves.

He lifted his feet to sail over the next branch and landed silently on the forest floor, behind the two male members of the Oto team. They were watching with a perverse facination as the female member of their team (who they had tied to a tree naked and was blinded with her own headband after being tied so her hands were above her head and her legs were spread open) was being approached by an all-male Konoha team, all in their mid-20's. The aura around them was palpable, clearly signifying their intentions: rape.

He snuck up behind the two Sound nin and slit their throats with a kunai, the crimson liquid spraying on the bark of the tree they were hiding behind. As the other nin slinked through the grass, he leapt up and landed with a sickening crack as he crushed the back twos' skulls with heel-drops before landing and snapping the thirds' neck before he could even register his teammates were dead.

He immediately recognized the bound girl as Kin Tsuchi and began to slowly inch closer.

"Shhh... Kin-chan, it's me... Naruto." He said quietly so as to not give the young kunoichi a heart-attack.

"N-Naruto-sama? She queried. He lifted her hitai-ate back to her forehead and nodded, smiling.

"Yeah... Oh, sorry about killing your...team?" He said, before noticing her expression.

She grinned and looked at him with puppy-dog eyes before saying in her most seductive voice she could muster: "Please, Naruto-sama... Don't be gentle."

Now, you're probably wondering how the number 1 most unpredictable, knucklehead, heart-throb ninja knew the Oto kunoichi on such a personal level...

-FLASHBACK-

"Hey, Sakura-chan, Sasuke! I can't wait for the exams!" Naruto exclaimed as he ran towards his team. Sasuke just 'Hn'ed and walked away while Sakura punched him half a block, yelled at him to stop calling her 'chan' (or her name in general...), and followed after her 'Sasuke-kun' (not that he wanted to be called 'kun', mind you...).

Naruto was getting up when a slender hand reached out to help him, which he complied.

After dusting himself off, he looked up to thank his helper when his breath hitched.

She stood at 4'11" with ebony hair almost reaching the ground tied by a violet ribbon near the end. She wore a snake-patterned scarf and shinobi pants as well as a green vest similar to a flak jacket. She had black eyes and, if he saw correctly, a pink tint across the bridge of her nose. She was Kin Tsuchi, Otogakure genin.

They hit it off almost immediately and went on countless dates, most kunoichi and even a few civilians (most of who had hated him because of the Kyuubi, only to desire him due to the fact he was a demon in bed) jealous of the fact that they would have to wait that much longer to experience what Minako had... if even a third of it was true. So eager they were that they completely forgot about the blonde female's admission of incest, not that they would have cared if he was related to them.

Her teammates had chided her as she and him went on countless dates and became more intimate in the week before the first test than most civilian couples get in a year. During that time, Kin realized the difference between sex and love-making and Naruto realized Kin liked it rough... Like really, really rough.

The reason for their quick ascension to home plate was simple: they were ninja, prepared to kill or be killed at a monents' notice. They had little time for a meaningful relationship and the few real dates they had were cherished like the precious memories they were.

-END FLASHBACK-

But when Kin saw a golden opportunity to be taken in the forest, despite it being less than welcome before, she jumped at it.

He took off his jacket before cutting the ropes holding her legs, which immediately wrapped around his waist. No permission was needed as they went full out in their tongue war, tears slowly sliding down the curvature of her cheeks from her near-brush with rape.

He wrapped his arms around the small of her back, lifting her off the tree as his own tears joined hers. Almost losing someone close to him, Naruto just couldn't bring himself to pound into her with the sort of reckless abandon she wanted. No, the worse she would get today would be some rope burns, a slight limp, and possibly a mild concussion when she hit the tree. And truthfully, she was thankful.

He unzipped her flak jacket and began kneading her breasts. They were a small C-cup at best but they fit perfectly on her petit frame. She reached down and fished out his cock which sprung out and slapped her engorged lips with a juicy slap, sending the ebony-haired girl into her first of hopefully many orgasms, her juices lubricating his cock, the excess falling to the ground and drowning a colony of ants...

She wasted no time in taking his 10 inch rod and impaling herself with it, her inner walls stretching to accomidate his massive length.

She moaned into his mouth from the heavenly sensation, causing the blonde to attack both of her moist caverns with renewed vigor in order to hear that noise again, despite only being in the lower one for mere seconds. His thrusts became faster and harder as per her requests and soon he was bottoming out with every thrust, the sound of flesh on flesh resounding through the forest.

As an afterthought, he created some KAGE BUNSHINs and told them to guard Kin and himself.

He kissed her jawline before nipping and sucking on the crook of her neck, intent on leaving his mark. Kin moaned loudly, sending birds flying away and began thrusting with him.

She arched her back and reveled in every spot he hit, clutching her legs tighter around him.

"Ngh, so tight..." He growled out, the tightness having nothing to do with her legs as each thrust sent more of her juices splashing from around his cock. His earlier revelation forgotten, he began pounding into her with reckless abandon, Kin making contact with the tree more than a few times; but if anything she bucked harder.

Every movement sent waves of pleasure through her lithe frame as her inner walls tightened around him. They began kissing once again as she felt his seed enter her and fill her womb to the brim, trigering her own orgasm.

Naruto rested his head on her neck, panting lightly. "As amazing as...always... Kin-chan..."

"You weren't too bad...yourself... Whiskers..."

Naruto chuckled. "Were not done are we?" Kin laughed mirthlessly. She loved a challenge.

"Unbind my hands first..." Naruto did so and was pleasently surprised when she turned around and pressed her hands against the tree, wiggling her ass suggestively. "Come on, sexy..." Naruto grinned before grasping her hips in a death-lock, his still-hard member ready to plunder her moist folds once again.

He ran his hard-on along her slit, her juices betraying her eagerness as it readied him for the task. Naruto loved the euphoric feeling, and the small amount of precum that dribbled out proved it. Kin looked down to see the off-white liquid and used a finger to scoop it up, sucing on the finger and loving the salty-sweet taste of her lover. Sure they had had sex, but she had sadly never tasted him before, something she planned to change once they got out of this damnable forest.

Without warning, he slammed into her all the way to his pelvis, loving the way her small ass jiggled when his body met hers. He took his hands off her hips and snaked them around, one teasing her nipple, and the other rubbing her flat stomach, occasionally brushing her clit.

"N-Naruto-sama! M-More!" Kin screamed as she bucked backwards to do just that. Naruto leaned forward, never stopping their minstations, their bodies melding perfectly together.

"As you wish, Kin-chan... Ngh, you're so tight..." He whispered hotly in her ear, each word punctuated by another thrust. Kin began hugging the tree, trying to withstand the onslaught as the sounds of their deed echoed throughout the forest.

Kin turned her head to face him before capturing him in a passionate liplock, Naruto never once stopping his assault caused them both to moan in eachothers' mouth.

"Ngh, Kin-chan, I'm gonna..." Naruto grunted as his thrusts and hands became slightly more erratic.

Kin had felt the telltale swell inside her and it had nearly pushed her to the edge. "Ohh, me too Naruto-sam-ahhhh!" Kin moaned as the feel of his seed entering her had caused her walls to tighten around his member and their combined juices to seep out.

Kin turned around, panting heavily, only to catch his last blast on her navel.

"Hehe, sorry, Kin-chan..." Naruto began, only for his breath to hitch as she scooped up the majority of his seed into her mouth and swallow it with an audible gulp. She looked down and rubbed the rest into her skin.

"Why would you be sorry Naruto-sama?" She asked, flicking her tongue out to catch the semem on her lips. "It was delicious..." She purred.

Naruto scratched the back of his head sheepishly. Before he could say anything, he stiffened. "Crap... Kin-chan, we gotta go. Three teams are closing in on us. They just dispelled my KAGE BUNSHINs." Kin nodded and they got dressed as quickly as possible. One last chaste kiss and Naruto was off to his team while Kin ran to the tower as quicly as possible, a squad of KAGE BUNSHINs protecting her.

-OMAKE-

Minako got up from the best dream she had ever had. Granted, it was of her nephew, but it made her feel good if her sheets and thighs had anything to say about it. She turned on her side only to come face-to-face with a still-sleeping Naruto.

'So it wasn't a dream...' She thought. 'Excellent!' After flinging the sheet off of them and noticing they were both naked, she grasped it with her right hand and teased her nipple with her left. She kept alternating between short, fast thrusts and long, slow ones. It seemed to do the trick because one minute of this and he was hard as steel.

A small part of her felt pride in knowing she had this effect when he wasn't even conscious. So she crawled down and placed her face next to it, licking it from base to tip before kissing the head. He let out a groan and bucked his hips when she took the first few inches in and bumped the back of her throat, sucking on him like a vaccuumn cleaner.

Warm.

Wet.

Heavenly.

All these words and more could describe what Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto was feeling when he woke up that particular morning. When he felt something graze the sensitive tip of his cock, he instinctively bucked his hips trying to feel again. But this new sensation was tighter than before, and the vibrations it was sending throughout him were the most pleasureable feelings he had ever felt. He reached down and snaked his hair through the silk-feeling substance atop the dome that was surrounding his manhood.

He bucked again while pushing the dome down. Yup, more tightness and more vibrations. He spared a glance to see sapphire blue eyes shaded by golden blonde bangs, rosy pink lips stretched around his three-inch-around cock. There were tears in her eyes but the expression wasn't sadness, it was... joy? She had tears of joy for him gagging her? This made no sense.

But when his balls tightened, his cock swelled, and he pressed her forehead flush with his stomach as his seed slid past her throat into her stomach, he knew he made the right choice to keep forcing her.

She sucked as hard as she could and wrapped her tongue around him as his manhood retreated from her mouth. Giving the tip one last kiss, she crawled up and lay halfway on his side.

"Good morning, Minako-obaachan." Naruto said as he pulled her closer to him. She snuggled into the crook of his neck before answering.

"Good morning, Naru-koi."

"Umm... Is there any way I can wake up like that every day?" He asked.

Minako smirked. "Only if you do what you did last night."

-END-

The omake takes place the morning after last chapter which happened when Naruto fell asleep with Minako. This story happened after Orochimaru appeared and blew them away, after Naruto got eaten by a snake.

If I'm not mistaken, obaa-chan means aunt and baa-chan means grandma.

Hmm... Tell me if this was better, worse, or the same as the first (Kirabii FTW!)

Next person is Tsume Inuzuka.

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