An Interview with the cast from
Halo: Numb3rsJames: Hello, audience!
Se7en: Where are we?
James: My base
Tw0: It looks like a bedroom
James: Summer bedroom. Anyway, I'm going to ask you guys questions, and you're going to answer them. 'Kay?
F0ur: You look familiar
Se7en: Yeah, you look a lot like me
James: *cough cough* So, what was it like taking out a whole Covenant planet?
Thr33: How did you-"
James: JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!
F0ur and Thr33: *whimper*
5ive: Well, I was dead, so…yeah
James: I meant F0ur
F0ur: I died…so, I don't know
Se7en: I was the only survivor
James: Interesting…*writes something down on a notepad*
6ix: What are you writing? I have a right to know!
James: No you don't
6ix: Well…yeah, but…I would still like to know
James: Oh, well. Did you all enjoy your flashback parts?
Everyone but 0ne: *nods*0ne: Why didn't I get one?
James: Because you're boring
0ne: *gasps* I'm waaaaaaaay more interesting than these morons
6ix and Thr33: Oh…
James: Anyw—
0ne: I'm a cyborg for crying out loud!
James: Still not cool
Se7en: We're all cyborgs anyway
0ne: You guys are Spartans. It doesn't count
F0ur: But you're a Spartan, too
5ive: So, technically, you're a robot
0ne: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *head explodes*
James and Se7en: *stare at headless 0ne*
James: Now that he's out of the way, what di—
Captain Blakemore: WHY WASN'T I A MAJOR CHARACTER!
James: *sigh* Because, I got bored of writing this story and just threw you in at the end
Captain Blakemore: WELL HOW COME HALSEY GOT A BIGGER PART THAN ME!
James: 'Cause she's awesome
Halsey: Yeah!
Tw0: When did you two get here?
Captain Blakemore: *shrug*
0ne: *gets back up*
Se7en: *sigh and blasts him in the chest*
0ne: *drops back down to the floor*
Rin: Hey, why are the peeps from your fanfic here?
James: Interview
Rin: Oh, okay *walks off to her nook*
James: So, did you enjoy this interview?
Se7en: You mean it's over?
F0ur and Thr33: *cheer and dance*
James: After this, though, you go back to your grave
5ive: What!
James: We're done here
The End