Xigbar was pacing around his room.

Xaldin and Luxord watched him from a nearby couch.

"There's nothing to do!" Xigbar finally shouted in frustration. "Everyone is either on a mission or just screwing around!" He turned to his lovers. "What are we supposed to do?"

"We could play cards," he suggested as he pulled a deck of cards out of his pocket with a roguish grin.

"We are not playing strip poker you pervert!" Xigbar said as he resumed pacing.

Xaldin sighed and stood up.

"As soon as you think of something, come find me. I have to make dinner for those of us who are still here."

"Stop!" Xigbar commanded without facing him.

Xaldin sighed again and turned to him.

"What Xigbar?" he asked lamely.

Xigbar turned very slowly and had a wicked grin on his face.

"I have an idea," he whispered.

Xaldin wanted to turn and run from that face.

"What is it?" Luxord asked, just as nervous as Xaldin.

"We're gonna go to a bar."

Luxord laughed.

"That it? We go to a bar at least twice a week!"

"Not that kind of bar."

Suddenly Luxord looked frightened again.

"W-What kind then?"

"A karaoke bar."

"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!" Xaldin roared.

Xigbar knew how much Xaldin hated to sing in public. He only sang when he was cooking alone and even then it was barely audible.

"No I'm not Xaldin. You're a great singer and I want to hear it."

"I refuse!"

Xigbar's face darkened.

"You will do it," he threatened. "I'M the one in charge here. Not you."

Xaldin backed away a few steps.

The Freeshooter may look like an old man, but he was stronger than Xaldin and Luxord combined. Not only that but he could attack from anywhere at any time.

He was their Superior in every way, and he made sure they knew it. He was the only one allowed to run the game and if anyone else tried, they'd be in trouble.

"Fine! If you want to go to a karaoke bar, we'll go to a karaoke bar!"

Xigbar's face suddenly brightened.

"Thanks man! You're the best!"

Xigbar's sudden mood swings were unnerving to say the least.

"Let's go!"

Xigbar opened a portal and let Luxord and Xaldin pass him.

He was pretending to be polite, but they knew it was just to make sure they went.

They came out in a nice restaurant but he maitre de stand.

Xigbar doubled over laughing.

"You dudes were awesome! You totally thought I was serious!"

Xaldin wanted to hit him but refrained.

"Did you really bring us to a restaurant?" he demanded.

Xigbar nodded while still laughing.

"Yeah! I made a reservation but I had to find a way to stall you guys until it was ready!" Xigbar calmed himself down and walked over to Xaldin.

"I know you hate to sing out loud and I WAS going to take you guys to a karaoke bar tonight so I could get wasted and then sing something. But then I remembered that you don't like to sing, so I changed my plans."

Xaldin felt an echo of happiness and shock.

"You can be really thoughtful sometimes. You know that?"

"Of course I do!" Xigbar yelled cockily. "Now let's find our table."

AN: And there's another! I only have Axel/Rena left on my list!

I'm actually surprised that someone requested them...I didn't think anyone liked her...

ANYWAY! I had to say that Xigbar is in charge of this pairing and say WHY he was.

But how many of you thought that Xigbar was gonna be a total douche?

Until next time!