woohooy!~ well i finished this chapter pretty fast for the reason of me being bored today, and writing this fanfic is exteremly fun~
i didn't get much review's for chapter one..~ but oh well~ hopefully i will soon~
and special thanks to CH0C0CANDYZ and Sachiel Angelo for reviewing!~ ^^ you've made this chapter come =o and well..xD my bordom also did it,..but really thanks~ ^^
disclaimer: i don't own katekyo hitman reborn!~ if i did, tsuna would wear uni's hat! lolz
after some mayhem squalo had managed to completly Destory the cook book, it was now laying in very little pieces by the counter, squalo simply huffed putting his sword back in it's holder and turned his back to the book that died a very tragic death, if book's could die, that one was overkilled..
"i don't freaking need a cookbook anyway voi! its stupid! who the hell can't make a simple breakfest anyway?..watch and learn shorty.." tsuna stared in horror nodding slowly as to not anger the short tempered shark as he made his way to the fridge,
he roughly pulled the fridge's doors open with a harsh swing before shuffling through it-
"what kind of breakfest do you want shorty?.." squalo turned his attention from the fridge to the short probably traumatized boy sitting at the table,
"i-i...i...i...maybe...i.."
"you what voi!"
tsuna shrieked hiding his head under his hands as if that would make squalo disappear
"p-pancakes! i-i l-l-l-like pancakes" tsuna gasped noticing squalo revert to a calm state turning back to the fridge and looking through it again,
'..l-lussuria w-was nicier...w-why did he have to leave me with this guy?..no...i-i can't jump to things...that's rude..mama would get disappointed...because m-maybe squalo is just still having a bad day...' tsuna nodded to himself determindly still shaking somewhat, but having some kind of little faith that squalo, in fact, was a very nice boy, and was having the worst day of his life,
so tsuna should be very nice to him and that would probably brighten up the short tempered boy's mood
breaking his thought's was the sound of something being thrown onto the counter, tsuna looked over at the object noticing it to be a pan, however..the other objects didn't look like they belonged there at all..
there was a patch of flowers...a carrot...pancake batter...that one seemed normal, but there was also chocolate milk, and pudding...
tsuna gulped praying they were not the ingredients heading for the pan to make pancakes,
"voi! this should do...the instructions freaking suck voi! they're too simple! if they're that simple how are you going to get strong voi? your not! so i'm making my own ingredients..this will be sure to make you tougher shorty, i guarentee it" squalo smirked proudly at his...-unique ingredients- tsuna just shuddered in disgust,
squalo picked up a butter knife and tried cutting the flowers, it wasn't working well at all, squalo glared at the butter knife seeing as it wasn't cutting them in the least bit "voi! stupid knife! you shouldn't even be called a knife voi!"
squalo threw the butter knife into the sink, he then pulled out his sword from its holder again, this time he began slicing the flowers up though
and once he was done with that, he was chopping the carrot to oblivion, then he put his sword on the counter and put the chopped up flowers and carrot into the pan,
he wriggled the pudding untill it plopped into the strange mix as well, and after all that he put in the pancake batter and poured in the chocolate milk
tsuna had to ask though..he never seen his mother put chocolate milk in pancakes..probably for a good reason too he reassured himself "..why chocolate milk squalo-san?.."
squalo rollded his eyes as if it was the most obvious thing in the world to use chocolate milk instead of regular as he looked over to the small boy answering him never the less
"because regular milk is stupid and i hate it, besides chocolate milk is freaking strong and dark coloured.." squalo began to stir the strange with a spoon, tsuna watched squalo stir the mix in slight fear,
he did NOT want to eat that...and for the first time that day..he hoped to heaven that squalo would have another anger fit and just smash the strange mix, that way it wouldn't come near tsuna, and to say the least, tsuna was just fine with that. he would be in glee in fact..
but dispite tsuna's small hope, the mix survived, squalo had turned on the stove and was now cooking the mix, and two pancake shapes were being made- if the smell of burning pudding wasn't so bad tsuna could of been fooled that they were just normal pancakes, but even he knew better..
he surpassed yet another shudder
squalo on the other hand was furious, sure the mix was cooking, but it wasn't cooking fast enough and that..just plain ticked squalo off, how dare the mix even try and defy him!
"this is taking a long time..." squalo glared,
tsuna debated weather he should answer of not-he chose not to not wanting to see his babysitter in yet another anger fit and instead just listened as squalo countinued
"why the hell are they cooking so slowly?..! you know what..watch and learn shorty...i'll show you how to cook pancakes like a man voi!" tsuna stared on paling, he didn't like the sound of that, oh no he didn't..
the short tempered squalo turned the flames the highest they could go, tsuna quickly covered his mouth with his hands trying not to scream as flames surrounded the pan
squalo began to laugh like a mad man, "see voi! this is how you cook pancakes!"
a wave of pride surronded squalo as he watched the flames,
what happened next though..he never expected,
he jumped back as the flames caught onto the ceiling and quickly starting consuming the whole kitchen!
in a panic tsuna bolted down from his chair knocking it on its side from the quick motion and ran to the far back of the room squealing in horror
squalo looked left to right in panic,
he then dove for the cabinet and soon pulled out a fire extinguisher that he thankfully remembered was there from a time that belphegor had pulled the thing out and attempted to spray mammon in the face with it, mammon had disappeared and it hit squalo instead...you probably know what happened,
moments later the fire was gone and squalo let out a huff tiredly "don't say a word runt..." tsuna shook his head "i-i won't i promise!"
squalo warily walked into the burned kitchen and looked at the pan, the pancakes were no more but ashs now, tsuna slowly followed him and smiled peacefully, the pancakes were destoryed..they would never hurt him, tsuna quickly hid his smile and looked up at squalo in question when he felt eyes on him,
"well seeing as the boss is gonna freaking kill me now..do you like pizza?"
tsuna nodded timidly, and nearly shrieked in surprise when his babysitter held his hand out to him,
"what..? the hell, am i not allowed to hold your freaking hand?" squalo muttered the words somewhat embrassed, he wasn't sure why he was holding his hand out to the brat, but it might of been that he felt guilty for probably scaring the heck out of the small boy..not that he'd admit he was being nice,
tsuna smiled in glee and grabbed the older boy's hand "t-thanks!"
squalo flinched as he started walking out of the kitchen pulling tsuna with him
"..just don't freaking tell anyone voi!.. got it?"
tsuna nodded letting out a small giggle, causing squalo to glare at him awkwardly as he walked the boy to the living room, but somehow tsuna knew he didn't mean it, they were soon out of the varia building and heading to town to get some pizza,
what a eventfull day they were going to have though, who knew a simple pizza would cause so much mayhem?
here we are chapter 2~ eek i'm having way too much fun with this fanfic xD aw well,
an't it cute how squalo is starting to like tsu-chan? hes a good daddy,-*couges* just a psychotically scary dad...o-o''
what do you think is in store for them in town? it sure is gonna be a psychotic and crazy trip i can tell you that, but you'll have to review to find out~ xP the more reviews i get, the faster i update thats the way i am lolz
also i think "shorty" and "runt" are squalo's new nicknames for tsu-chan~ anyone like them? xD