HEY, DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS. I DON'T EVEN OWN THE OC, LEX. HE BELONGS TO SOMEONE ELSE, WHO HAS YET TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT ON HERE. I DO NOT OWN 'Find the Top' song.
ALSO: Marik is Zemerik, Buzz is Zug, and Kal is Kalus...they just have human forms and they're trying to 'blend in'...well I think everyone knows about Kalus being human,
blah is them singing the lyrics
Marik cleared his voice, as the music started to play. Couldn't believe he was doing this; all because of some stupid dare by a drunken Lex and Stanford. And Buzz volunteered to help. Well, here goes nothing, he thought as he started to rap:
"Back then it was just an idea that I had
That I make something closely resembling a pad
Make a list of everything I need and go to Home Depot
Even though the checkout girl called me nuts
What does she know?
I've got an El Camino full of Snifits (Buzz was in the background singing back-up: snif-snif-snif)
Do ya think good help comes cheap these days?
They work for Frog Coins
They don't go to the bathroom
And its fun seein' if I can throw a skittle in their face
Oh Yeah!
(For some reason, Zemerik thought that this song sounded oddly true for him as he got further into the song)
The 17th floor is on the ceiling
Just come in and design when it's the right thing to do (Yup)
But he questions a madman in his own commode
I've got allusions of grandeur and I'm seein' it through
Just keep your shoes on your feet
Put your feet on the table
The trick is findin' the table
The Winchester Mansion's got nothin' on this place
We've got: a Wendy's, racket ball, and cable"
It was right then that Kal decided to join in on the rapping, somehow managing to keep in time with Zemerik.
"If ya can find the top?", that's what I tell 'em
They'll think I'm insane in the cerebellum
Well, how many people have made it to the top? (shit!)
Maybe you can find it, tell me when you find it
People who die while watchin' Desperate Housewives smoke crack
The Mayan tower's what the people point the finger at
If you can find a taller tower within the Himalayas
Let me know if you can find it
Tell me when you find it!"
Kalus continued the rap, pushing Zemerik off the stage. Zemerik let out a yelp and glared at Kalus:
"There's an old wives tale people seem to go by
People love this story but I dunno why
But it goes: Apparently I needed a wife
I guess that was all
I grabbed the first one I saw and not my type
This was just bone-a-fide
I didn't care, I took her and bolted
At that point my friends revolted
A group of Giraldo,a turtle, Stay Puft, and Pinocchio," Kalus started pointing at random members of the BF5 team, mainly Vert, Sherman, Agura and Zoom. He was definitely recalling when he took Sage the first time he saw her trying to trade herself for her friends in that second fight with that stupid sub specie, Vert.
"Went through my tower like (Hirsharotu) in Tokyo
These idiots kicked the crap outta my receptionist," he continued, recalling how many times they defeated Hatch, that poor(?) guy (at least in his opinion).
"Decided to steal my chain chomp for the hell of it
They get to the top, and kick my ass
Do ya think that I'd really allow that? No!" He was definitely not amused when he recalled Agura stealing all the spears and weapons during training.
"What really happened is: they jumped and landed
On to the 3rd floor
No bark, no bite, no more
They made it into a game about some giant sword taking over the..."
Zemerik, having reclaiming the stage once more, interrupted with a push, saying, "Blah, blah, blah, yeah whatever, it's misleading." The two of them gave a nod as they fell back into step of the song.
"If ya can find the top?", that's what I tell 'em
I'll think I'm insane in the cerebellum
Well, how many people have made it to the top? (shit!)
Maybe you can find it, tell me when you find it
People who die while watchin' Desperate Housewives smoke crack
The Mayan tower's what the people point the finger at
If you can find a taller tower within the Himalayas
Let me know if you can find it
Tell me when you find it!
Kal started low, crouching a bit as he did, (can you make it to the top)
Can ya make it to the top?" Marik said louder, smirking as he felt himself feeling loosen up.
(we'll rock this out)
We'll rock this out!
(can you make it to the top)
Can ya make it to the top?
(we'll SCARE the crowd)
We'll scare the crowd!
(can you make it to the top)
Can ya make it to the top?
(we'll mop the floor with them)
We'll mop the floor with 'em!
(you can make it to the top)
You can make it to the top!
(we'll call for more of 'em)
They don't stand a chance!"
Zemerik shouted, giving Kalus a handshake as they yelled: COME ON!"
They started singing the chorus of the song two more times:
"If ya can find the top?", that's what I tell 'em
I'll think I'm insane in the cerebellum
Well, how many people have made it to the top? (shit!)
Maybe you can find it, tell me when you find it
People who die while watchin' Desperate Housewives smoke crack
The Mayan tower's what the people point the finger at
If you can find a taller tower within the Himalayas
Let me know if you can find it
Tell me when you find it!
"If ya can find the top?", that's what I tell 'em
I'll think I'm insane in the cerebellum
Well, how many people have made it to the top? (shit!)
Maybe you can find it, tell me when you find it
People who die while watchin' Desperate Housewives smoke crack
The Mayan tower's what the people point the finger at
If you can find a taller tower within the Himalayas
Let me know if you can find it
Tell me when you find it!
Right as they finished the song, Spinner and Buzz, the latter carrying a boom box, snuck up from behind and pushed them both off and did a happy little jig to a different song that played on the boom box.
"Th-th-th-that's all folks!" Spinner said.
"…best…karaoke bar night…ever!" AJ cheered loudly, Marik and Kal groaning in response.