Random Drabbles That You Wish Would Happen In BF5 – official title
Drabble One:
"Give me the freaking battle key!" Zemerik growled, trying to wrestle it out of Kalus's hands.
"Never!" Kalus roared neither Sark nor Vandal noticing the small blue sentient that approached them. She walked up to them calmly as she could be, just smiling lightly.
Both of them soon noticed when she was glowing right there that close by. "…What?" they demanded, both of them feeling slightly unnerved by her just smiling lightly by the whole situation.
She just stood there, smiling at them.
"…Sage?" Zemerik said, waving a hand in front of her.
"Sentient I'll probably try capturing soon…?" Kalus asked, doing the same. Zemerik paused and whacked him upside the head. "At least I tried!"
"And you're still an idiot."
"Ahem."
Both of the arguing 'men' looked to Sage, wondering what she could want.
"Yes?" they asked.
She stood there for several long seconds, and then threw sand in their eyes, shouting, "POCKET SAND!" Both of them started clawing to get the sand out, Sage laughing as she ran off with the battle key. "Victory is mine!"
"What in the multiverse just happened?" Zemerik roared.
"YOU JUST BEEN ADULT-SWIMMED!" Spinner, who was sitting from afar and on top of the Buster, yelled through a megaphone.
A/N:...I blame my sister for showing me a King of the Hill clip, and I was like 'who would do that in the BF5 gang?' after watching it a few times. Answer: Sage, if we made her watch nothing BUT that clip.