Disclaimer: I don't own Lex who is mentioned. I only own Selia and those transformations device.
"I…am slowly…hating you right now…" Zemerik muttered, glaring at Hatch.
"It's not THAT bad," the mad scientist declared, Zemerik's face turning burning-red.
"You gave me a potion…THAT GAVE ME BOOBS," Zemerik yelled.
"I gave you a potion that turned you into a female."
"WHATEVER! YOU GAVE ME SOMETHING I SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE! I MEAN, MY GOD THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?" Zemerik yelled.
"I think someone's on the female reproductive system time of month," Hatch snickered.
"It's called a period and do we really have to discuss this right after Kyle and Buzz left?" Selia said.
"The hell is Kyle?" Zemerik asked.
"Oh right, you weren't here but we have Kytren staying with us," Selia said. "I don't agree to it, but he lost his memory and god knows I'm sleeping with one eye open already…"
"…when the hell did this place become a freaking 'villains-day-care'?" Zemerik asked.
"The minute that YOU somehow gave Kalus the device and he decided 'Hey can you get me more?'," Selia grumbled. "Either way, live with it. It'll only last a day at most."
"I'm staying inside, in my room, until I'm back to normal…my god I don't even wanna know what the hell I look like out of disguise…" Zemerik groaned.
"…a robot with boobs…" Hatch snickered, Selia soon snickering.
"STOP LAUGHING!"
"By the way, I was also going to punish you because of the fact that not only does AJ know about you and Zug, but Lex also knows that you two are staying here...but you being on your period and all is punishment enough," Selia grinned. "Have fun staying in your room or the bathroom for the night, Zelda."
"...You...freaking...suck..." Zemerik groaned, rushing to the bathroom.