Red was usually an understanding young woman.
Red was usually patient when it comes certain things that usually were explained if given enough time.
These things…were something that she wasn't feeling at the moment.
"This…episode…made no sense…" she muttered after some thought about the recent BF5 episode. The team was sent back in time…to…do what? "Ok. That's it, I'm going."
"Going where?" Snow asked, looking over at her friend.
"I'm breaking the fourth freaking wall…luckily no one will remember it by the time I'm done," Red said.
"Aren't you doing that by mentioning that I'm here when I live in England?"
"…SHUT UP!" Red shouted, opening a portal and pulling out a Megaton Hammer. "Link won't mind if I borrow this!"
Meanwhile
Link, Hero of Time, was searching through his hat, "WHERE'S THAT HAMMER?"
And back to our crazy heroine:
Red was making her way to where Rawkus was staying more than likely. "Oh Rawkus…" she called out, the stone golem storming out of the place he was 'sleeping' in.
"What in the multiverse do you think you're doing? You have got to be the stupidest-" he started ranting before being hit in the shin by the hammer.
"NO. YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST PERSON TO HAVE EXISTED…" Red shouted. "I…WANT…ANSWERS…With what happened…to the recent mission that you sent the BF5 on with that trip down memory lane a million years ago!"
"…sheer boredom?" Rawkus answered. Red glared and swung the hammer right where the sun don't shine on him. He curled up in pain, holding where she just hit him, whining. "There's…nothing…down there…"
"I DEFY PHYSICS!"
He painfully wheezed, "Obviously."
"My work is done!" Red said before realizing something. "Oh yeah, I have to make sure no one remembers…" she said before whacking him with the hammer to knock out Rawkus. "BWAHAHAHAHA!" she laughed as she ran off back to her own universe. "TYPING STUFF AT 12:30 IN THE MORNING ROCKS!"