This chapter focuses on Glee club and more. There's more slapstick involved.
Chapter 2
That afternoon at Glee Club, the trio sat with the other members in the choir room. Somehow, they always end up sitting near Santana and Brittany. This time they were sitting behind them. They were listening to Will Schuester talk about the week's assignment.
"This week, your assignment is to find songs that have the word love in them," said Will. He wrote the word love on the whiteboard.
"Oh boy. That's an easy assignment," said Moe.
"Every artist has written at least one song dedicated to love," said Rachel.
"That's right Rachel. And Moe is right, it seems like an easy assignment," said Will. "But I'm going to challenge you. You guys have to find love songs related to somebody you love," said Will.
"That figures," said Moe under his breath.
"Mr Schue," said Curly.
"Yes?"
"I've got a love song. I can create love songs off the top of my head. I don't know how nyuk nyuk nyuk," said Curly. He was slapped by Moe.
"No slapping during the lesson Moe. Come on up and play your song Curly," said Will.
"Oh boy!" exclaimed Curly. He rushed to the front of the room.
"I wonder what he's gonna sing. I hope it isn't going to be about Santana," said Moe quietly.
"Hey," said Santana.
"Sorry," said Moe.
Quinn smiled at Curly and Santana waved at him.
"Looks like you've got some admirers," said Will happily.
"It appears so. I get that all the time, nyuk nyuk nyuk," said Curly.
"Go on you grapehead sing!" yelled Moe from the audience. Santana rolled her eyes at Moe. Moe looked at her in disgust.
"Hmmmm! Anyway the song is called Santana My Love," said Curly.
"Alright, hit it Curly!" exclaimed Will.
"I met lovely girl one day. She's very nice and her name is Santana. She's a cheerful cheerleader," sang Curly.
"Aww, how sweet," said Santana softly to Brittany. Quinn was smiling at Curly as well, even though the song was not about her.
"I love her so much and I want to feel the soft touch of her hands and the burning of her kisses. I can only guess how much I love her. She loves me for who I am. Oh Santana my love, I can't wait to be in your arms..."
Curly continued to sing for two more minutes. The whole glee club, with the exception of Rachel, clapped loudly.
"That's good Curly," said Will.
Rachel had a jealous look on her face. She was clearly jealous of Curly's ability to come up with songs on the top of his head.
"Thank you Mr. Schue," said Curly. He headed back to his seat, but not before Santana stopped him by grabbing his hand.
"I loved your song. It was so nice and so sexy," said Santana softly.
"Aw shucks. Thanks," said Curly, sitting down next to Santana. He was blushing, which made Santana smile at him. She reached over until her lips were inches away from Curly's left ear.
"Meet me right after Glee Club's over," whispered Santana.
"Soitenly," said Curly. He got up to head back to his seat.
"Please stay," said Santana.
"Okay," said Curly. He sat down where he was before.
"I'll murder him," said Moe quietly from the row above. Santana looked at Moe, rolled her eyes and mouthed 'I heard that'.
"What did you say?" asked Moe. Santana ignored him and turned back around.
"She said 'I heard that'," said Larry quietly.
"Oh," said Moe. He sighed, knowing he can't keep even one secret from Santana. Just for the fun of it, he slapped Larry.
"What was that for?" asked Larry.
"Because you didn't say what I wanted to hear!" said Moe.
"It's not my fault you can't read lips," said Larry.
"Quit being a smart ass," said Moe. He poked Larry in the eyes.
"That's enough from you Moe and Larry. I know you guys love to slap each other, but please don't do it when I'm talking," said Will.
"Sorry Mr, Schue, I just got carried away," said Moe.
"Mr. Schue, Moe's always like that," said Santana. She was cuddling with Curly.
"I know that Santana," said Will.
"Give Moe a chance to breathe. Isn't glee club about being fair?," said Quinn.
"Quinn's right. Glee club is about being fair and giving everybody an equal chance to show their talents," said Kurt.
"Obviously it isn't," said Rachel.
What's gotten into you guys? Quinn's right, glee club is about being fair," said Will.
"I know we strive to be fair. Maybe Moe needs to concentrate on not slapping his brothers and treating them nicely," said Santana.
"Look who's talking," said Rachel in a snotty tone of voice.
"Shut up Rachel. Nobody asked for your opinion," said Santana.
"Do I really have to shut up, you're the one who's being a bitch!" shouted Rachel.
"Oh yeah, bring it," said Santana. She tried to lunge towards Rachel, but Curly grabbed her.
"Guys!" shouted Will. Everybody stopped talking.
"Guys, that's enough arguing. Arguments are what tears us apart. We need to work together if we want to win Sectionals," said Will calmly. "And to win sectionals, we need to come up with good songs. Don't you guys agree?"
Everybody nodded their heads in agreement. The rest of the time went by quietly and productively.
After glee club was over, Curly stayed with Santana as agreed. Everybody else left, except for Larry and Moe.
"What's the idea of staying," said Moe, slapping Curly.
"She asked me to stay," said Curly.
"I want to talk to him, alone," said Santana.
Moe slapped Curly one more time, the left the choir room with Larry.
"So Curly, do you want to go to Breadstix with me tomorrow night?" asked Santana.
"On a date?" asked Curly.
"Yes," said Santana. She smiled at Curly.
"Oh boy! I'd love to!" exclaimed Curly.
"It'll be right after glee club," said Santana.
"Alright! Woo woo woo woo woo!" exclaimed Curly.
"That sounds like a swell plan. Won't you kiss me?" said Curly.
Santana kissed Curly on the cheek. Curly could feel his cheek burn from the kiss.
"Woo woo woo woo woo! That felt good," said Curly.
"Trust me. It'll get better later on," said Santana. She had a seductive look on her face.
"I can't wait!" said Curly excitedly.
"Let's go find your brothers," said Santana.
Santana and Curly left the choir room and found Larry and Moe standing outside the door.
"Well, wise guy, what's up with talking to Santana?" said Moe. He slapped Curly.
"Don't start that up again Moe," said Santana, rolling her eyes.
"I'm going out on a date with Santana tomorrow night! Woo woo woo woo woo woo" exclaimed Curly.
"Don't get excited, don't get excited," said Larry.
"You boys can come too, but you've got to sit at a different table than us," said Santana.
"It's a deal," said Moe. He shook Santana's hand. Santana smiled at Moe and Larry.
"I shoudn't have done that," said Moe.
"Do what," said Santana. She knew that Moe regretted shaking her hand.
"Oh forget it," said Moe.
"I'll drive you home boys. I know how much of a pain it is riding the bus home," said Santana.
"We're supposed to get our car running tonight. Our dad said that it should be running by now," said Moe.
"Uh oh. Anyway, come on boys," said Santana in a familiar tone of voice. She smiled at the trio.
The trio followed Santana out to the parking lot and to her car, a blue Chevrolet Cobalt.
"Well, get in," said Moe, opening the rear passenger door. He slapped Larry. Larry got in, and Moe followed.
"Looks like I've got no other choice, nyuk nyuk nyuk," said Curly. He got in the front passenger seat. He closed the door and put his seat belt on.
Santana was already in the driver's seat. She tried to start the car, but it wouldn't start.
"Any gas in the tank?" asked Moe from the rear seat.
"The arrow points half way, I can't tell if it's half empty or half full," said Curly, looking at the fuel gauge.
"Move your head in between the seats," said Moe. Curly turned around and moved his head in between the seats. His arm accidentally hit the parking brake lever, releasing the parking brake. He was poked in the eyes by Moe.
"Why you! Ruff! Ruff!" shouted Curly. He fell back, knocking the shift lever from Reverse into Park. He turned around.
"Are you finished Moe?" asked Santana in a bitchy tone of voice.
"For now," replied Moe innocently.
Santana tried to start the car again, and this time it started.
"Got it! Thanks Curly," said Santana.
"What did I do?" asked Curly.
"You moved the shift lever into Park," said Santana.
"I don't remember moving a shift lever, oh there it is," said Curly, noticing the shift lever at the front of the console.
Santana drove the car out of the parking lot. She turned the car on to the main road.
"Gee it's swell that Santana gave us a ride," said Larry.
"Quiet imbecile," said Moe, slapping Larry.
Santana sighed impatiently. She loved all three boys so much, yet she disliked how Moe slaps his brothers so much.
"It's still nice of her," said Larry. This time, Moe poked him in the eyes and hit him in the stomach.
"Now do you see this?" asked Moe. He showed Larry his fist. Larry hit Moe's fist, which hit Moe on the head.
"Why you imbecile!" shouted Moe. He squeezed Larry's nose with his right hand and hit it with his other hand, causing a horn-like sound and causing Larry to yell in pain.
"Hey! Hey! Cut it out Moe!" shouted Santana.
"I met lovely girl one day. She's very nice and her name is Santana. She's a cheerful cheerleader," sang Curly. Santana began to blush.
"I love her so much and I want to feel the soft touch of her hands and the burning of her kisses..."
"Hey! HEY!" yelled Moe angrily, interrupting Curly's song.
"HMMM! How dare you interrupt my song! RUFF! RUFF!" yelled Curly.
"You sang it earlier during glee club you imbecile," said Moe. He hit the back of Curly's seat.
"Why you!" shouted Curly. Moe grabbed Curly's seatbelt and retracted it as far as he could.
"Stop it Moe. you're choking me," choked Curly. Moe let go of the seatbelt three seconds later.
"What the hell were you doing to Curly?" yelled Santana.
"I wanted him to stop singing," said Moe.
"You had to do it by strangling him you imbecile. If you hurt him, you better watch out. Santana doesn't play nice when you hurt her friends," said Santana angrily.
"Are you insulting me?" asked Moe.
"Yes I am," said Santana.
Moe wished that he got a ride with Quinn so that he wouldn't have to deal with Santana. Unfortunately for him, Santana has a notorious ability for appearing in any hiding spot like a cartoon character and the ability to arouse Curly and Larry very easily. Instead, he is a prisoner in the rear seat of Santana's car.
She continued to drive. Three minutes later, they stopped at the trio's house, which was one house before Quinn's house on Dudley road.
"See you guys tomorrow," said Santana.
"Bye Santana," said Larry. Moe slapped him.
"Go on!" yelled Moe. He and Larry walked into the house.
"Bye Curly. I'll see you tomorrow," said Santana softly. She held Curly's hands.
"I'll make a note of it," said Curly.
"I know you will," said Santana flirtatiously.
"Bye Santana," said Curly. He let go of her hands and got out of the car.
"Wait," said Santana, just as Curly was about to close the door.
"Yes," said Curly.
"Have a good evening," said Santana. She waved at him with her forefinger.
"You too Santana! Woo woo woo woo woo woo!" exclaimed Curly as he shut the door. He blew Santana a kiss and then turned around and went into the house.
How sweet of Santana to give the Stooges a ride home. She must really like them. Stay tuned for Chapter 3