As promised, Chapter 5 brings the date at Breadstix. What's better is that there are several classic Stooge routines with a twist, involving not only the Stooges, but Santana, Brittany, and Quinn as well. Look forward to all those laughs. And there is even more, read to find that out.
Chapter 5
That afternoon once school was out, the trio walked with Quinn, Brittany and Santana out to the parking lot to their vehicles.
"Wait a minute," said Moe.
"What?" asked Brittany.
"We've got three vehicles and three couples, how are we going to get to Breadstix?" asked Moe.
"That's easy. Quinn and I will take our dates in our cars," said Santana.
"Which leaves Brittany and I using your car Moe," said Larry.
"Be careful with that car you imbecile," said Moe, slapping Larry.
"What's that for?" asked Larry.
"That's in case you do something and I'm not around," said Moe.
"Are we on boys," said Santana.
"Yes," said Moe.
Moe got into Quinn's Volkswagen. Curly got into Santana's car, and Larry and Brittany got into Moe's Chevy.
They headed down to Breadstix. Soon, they were seated at a booth by a waiter. The girls were on one side and the guys were on the other across from their dates. Moe and Quinn were in between Curly, Larry and their dates.
"What would you guys like to drink?" asked the waiter.
"Coffee, decaf," replied Moe.
"A Sprite," replied Curly.
"Tea," replied Larry.
"Brittany and I will take Sprite," said Santana. She smiled at Curly.
"I'll take tea," said Quinn.
"Your drinks will be here in a minute," said the waiter. He walked away.
"Now, the big question is what are we going to eat," said Moe.
"Soitenly, I'll take some chicken strips, french fries, and whipped cream, nyuk nyuk nyuk," said Curly.
"I'll take some burnt toast and a rotten egg," joked Larry.
"Burnt toast and a rotten egg?" replied the other five in disbelief.
"Oh please," said Santana, rolling her eyes.
"I've got a tapeworm and it's good enough for me," said Larry.
"But toast and eggs are served for breakfast," said Brittany.
"Haha. Always the little clown," joked Moe, before slapping Larry.
"Oh please, not in the restaurant," said Santana. She rolled her eyes again.
A minute later, the waiter returned with their drinks. They thanked him.
"Are you guys ready to order?" asked the waiter.
"Yes we are," replied Moe.
"What are you guys going to take?" asked the waiter.
"I want a double hamburger with fries. I want my hamburger well done please," said Moe.
"I want the chicken strips meal with fries," said Curly.
"I'll take a double hamburger and fries. I want my hamburger well done," said Santana.
"I'll have a double hamburger with fries too and also well cooked," said Brittany.
"I'll take a medium steak with a side of fries and corn on the cob," said Quinn.
"I want the chicken strips meal with fries," said Larry.
"I thought you were ordering burnt toast and a rotten egg," said Brittany.
"I was joking Brittany," said Larry.
"You sure come up with the funniest jokes. Burnt toast and a rotten egg," said the waiter. He was laughing as he walked away with their order.
"You imbecile, I oughta," said Moe. He was about to poke Larry in the eyes, but Quinn grabbed his hand and placed it gently on the table. She then smiled widely at Moe, who started to melt.
"I don't understand why you are the only person who can stop Moe from slapping Larry and Curly," said Santana, who rolled her eyes in disbelief.
"Maybe there's something in me that makes Moe stop slapping," said Quinn, smiling widely at Moe. Moe was still helpless due to Quinn's smile.
"I wondered about that. He's like full of slaps all the frickin' time," said Santana.
Meanwhile, Curly was trying to drink his soda with a straw with no success.
"Hmmmm," said Curly. He tried to drink his soda again, but with no luck as none of the drink seemed to want to go into the straw.
"What's the matter?" asked Moe. He managed to look away from Quinn.
"I can't get any soda to go through the straw," said Curly.
"Give me that straw," said Moe. Curly handed him the straw, which promptly sprayed Moe in the face with Sprite. Both Santana and Brittany giggled at Moe.
"Oh, it works!" said Curly.
"That's like the funniest straw I've seen in my life," said Brittany in between giggles.
"Yeah it works," said Moe angrily. He slapped Curly and then sprayed Curly with the rest of the soda that was in the straw.
"Hmmmmm. You see that," said Curly, showing Moe his fist. Moe hit it, which swung around and hit himself on the head.
"I'm sorry Moe, it was an accident," said Curly.
"It's okay, accidents will happen. Now you take this hand." said Moe. Moe showed Curly his hand and then poked him in the eyes.
"Ow," said Curly.
"Come on you imbecile, were out on a date with our girls and our food will be here in a few minutes. We have no time for games," said Moe, slapping Larry again.
"I'm sorry if that straw is defective. I'm just going to drink without a straw, nyuk nyuk nyuk," said Curly. He began to drink his soda with no straw.
"Hey," said Moe, tapping Curly on the shoulder.
"What?" asked Curly.
"Get out of here," said Moe, slapping Curly.
"But there's no exit," said Brittany dumbly.
About twelve minutes later, the waiter returned with their food.
"Thanks," said Moe.
"Your welcome. Enjoy your food," said the waiter before he walked away.
Curly was already putting salt and pepper on his chicken strips and fries. Due to the way he was peppering his food, some of the pepper accidentally went up Quinn's nose. Needless to say, she sneezed.
"Bless you," said Moe.
"Thanks," said Quinn. She blew her nose and found that it was pepper that made her sneeze.
"What is it Quinn?" asked Moe.
"Oh it's just a little pepper," said Quinn.
Moe took Quinn's handkerchief, sniffed it and promptly sneezed. "You're right, it is pepper. Hey imbecile."
"What is it?" asked Curly.
"I just sniffed some pepper," said Moe.
"That's silly, I only put pepper on my food," said Curly.
"Pepper huh," said Moe as he grabbed the pepper shaker. He shook the shaker until plenty of pepper was on his hand. Then, he put his hand on Curly's face.
"Oooohhhhooohoohooo," whined Curly.
"Get out of here!" said Moe, slapping Curly. He put his hand back on the table and cleaned the remaining pepper off his hand.
Brittany looked at Curly in concern. She may be a dumb blonde, but she knew that putting pepper up someone's nose will force them to sneeze.
"I feel like I'm going to sneeze," said Curly. A moment later, he sneezed and some of his fries blew onto Santana and Quinn's plates. He quickly grabbed a handkerchief out of his pocket and began to blow his nose, sneezing four more times in the process.
"Bless you," said Santana.
"Thank you," said Curly.
"Is the pepper sneezing over?" asked Santana. She rolled her eyes.
"As long as neither of these two imbeciles don't pepper anyone's noses," said Moe, slapping both Larry and Curly.
"Good," said Santana.
"Now I can eat my food," said Moe. He began to pig down his meal.
"Here you go Curly," said Santana. She put Curly's fries back onto his plate.
"Oh, I almost forgot about my fries. Thanks Santana," said Curly.
"Any time," said Santana, smiling seductively at Curly.
"Wait, here's the rest," said Quinn. She put the last of Curly's fries back on his plate.
A few moments later, they were all eating their food peacefully and quietly. Santana smiled at Curly as she started to eat her hamburger.
"This steak is hard to cut. I wish they had sharper knives," said Quinn. She was having trouble cutting her steak.
"Do you need help?" asked Moe.
"I've got it," said Quinn. She finally managed to cut her steak and began to eat it.
Twenty five minutes later, they were finished with their food. The waiter handed them their bill.
"Okay boys, what's one third of thirty dollars?" asked Moe.
Curly pretended to do the math by hand. It took him a few moments to come up with the answer.
"Thirty-two dollars and forty cents," said Curly.
"Are you sure that's the correct answer," said Moe, slapping Curly.
Moe, Larry, and Curly, each took out ten dollars out of their wallets to pay for all six meals.
A half hour later, the trio and the girls arrived at the house.
"Hello Dad," said Moe as the six of them entered the house.
"You guys brought Santana, Brittany, and even our next-door neighbor Quinn. That's my men! Are you girls dating them?" said Dad happily.
"Yes we are," said Santana.
"Feel free to stay the night. Santana and Brittany, I'll call your parents right away to tell them that you guys are staying the night," said Dad. He was overjoyed that his sons brought their girlfriends home with them.
"Thanks Mr. Howard," said Santana.
"Please, call me Jack," said Dad.
"Alright Jack," said Santana. She rolled her eyes at him flirtatiously.
They headed into the living room.
"Watch out for the cat Moe," said Curly.
It was too late. Moe had tripped over the cat and fell down.
"Are you okay," said Quinn, helping Moe up.
"Yes," said Moe. Unfortunately, he stubbed his toe on the coffee table a moment later, causing him to jump up and down in pain.
Curly and Larry started to clap their hands and took their girlfriends and danced in a similar manner to Moe's jumps of pain.
"Guys please," said Quinn. Unfortunately, she also stubbed her toe, making her jump up and down in pain.
The trio continued to dance for several minutes until they decide to head to their rooms with their girls.
Later, In Curly's room, Santana and Curly were making out.
"Ah-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!" said Curly. Santana's kisses were clearly pleasurable and exciting.
"How's that?" asked Santana. She trailed kisses down his neck.
"Woo woo woo. Stop it, I'm ticklish," said Curly.
Santana lowered her lips until they were an inch from Curly's ear.
"Is that so?" she whispered seductively.
Santana continued to trail kisses down his neck and back. He was starting to wiggle with pleasure like he was being tickled. He then started to jerk uncontrollably like he was being electrocuted when Santana kissed a particularly sensitive spot. He was having a seizure.
"Saannnnnntaaaannaaaa! Hellllppppp, yoouuuu hittt my spottt," said Curly.
"Sorry Curly, I keep forgetting to not kiss that spot," said Santana. She wrapped her arms around Curly in a very tight hug. Soon, Curly's seizure stopped.
"Thank you," said Curly.
"Your welcome sweetie," said Santana in a soft voice. She slapped him softly and flirtatiously.
"What's that for? Ruff! Ruff!" shouted Curly as he got up. He tripped over the leg of his bed and fell down.
"I fall down."
"Get up baby," said Santana softly. She helped Curly up.
"Thanks," said Curly.
"I think we're just getting started. You're just too sexy," said Santana.
She gently pushed him onto the bed and undressed him completely. She then climbed on top of Curly and continued to kiss every inch of his body that she could reach.
"Is this sexy?" whispered Santana.
"WOO WOO WOO WOO YES!" shouted Curly in between woo woo woo's of pleasure.
Unfortunately, Curly's woo woo woo's of pleasure were loud enough to be heard from Larry's bedroom.
"Shut up you guys!" shouted Larry. He was cuddling with Brittany on the bed and watching TV.
"They're just having fun," said Brittany.
"They're making too much noise. I can't hear myself think," said Larry.
"I never think," said Brittany dumbly.
"So do I. Wait, did that come out of me?" said Larry.
"I don't know," said Brittany.
"Well, just watch the show," said Larry.
"Alright," said Brittany.
Larry turned up the volume on the television to mask out the sounds from the other room. Several minutes later, the noises from Curly's room stopped, only to be replaced by a loud thump.
"Can't they stop with the noise?" asked Larry.
"I think there is a way to distract you," said Brittany. She put her arms around Larry and kissed him.
"Wow!" said Larry. He then eagerly locked his lips with Brittany's in a very passionate kiss.
Suddenly, a few minutes later, the commercials came on at an ear-shattering volume.
"OUCH!" yelled Larry, covering his ears. There was a loud knock at the door a moment later.
"TURN THAT TV DOWN YOU IMBECILE!" shouted Moe from the other side of the door.
Brittany managed to go to the television and turned the volume down.
"Thanks Brittany. Why didn't you use the remote?" asked Larry.
"I don't know how to use a remote control," said Brittany.
Just then, Moe barged in.
"You imbecile, did you think it was funny to interrupt a make-out session between Quinn and I!" shouted Moe. He slapped Larry.
"Curly was making too much noise," said Larry.
"Come on!" yelled Moe, poking Larry in the eyes.
"Stop the violence," said Brittany.
"You know Brittany, sometimes I want to give you one of these since you are just as dumb as this imbecile," said Moe, slapping Larry again.
"You see that," said Larry, showing Moe his fist. Moe hit Larry's fist, making it swing around and hit Larry in the head.
"What's his problem?" asked Larry as Moe barged out.
"I have no clue," said Brittany.
"Anyway, where were we?" asked Larry.
"Right here," said Brittany, kissing Larry again.
Meanwhile, in Curly's room, Santana was still not finished with Curly. She had taken off her Cheerios uniform and dressed herself in silky black lingerie. Curly was now back in clothes.
"Oh come on you coward, you don't have to blindfold yourself. Especially after having some with a sultry girl such as myself," said Santana.
"I'm ssssorry," said Curly. His teeth were chattering and he was shivering.
"It's not like you're seeing Medusa. Now, why don't you take your blindfold off," said Santana, rolling her eyes at Curly.
"I don't think that'll be a good idea," said Curly in a fearful voice.
"I'll help you," said Santana softly. She took of Curly's blindfold.
"Why did you do that for?" shouted Curly.
"Because I want you to see what I'm wearing and how hot I can be," said Santana seductively.
"Oh," said Curly. He looked at Santana for the first time in several minutes and his jaw dropped.
"Do you like how I look?" asked Santana.
"Um," said Curly. Unfortunately, he couldn't raise his jaw so that he could respond.
"Judging by the look on your face, you seem to love how I look," said Santana.
"You took the words right out of my mouth," said Curly.
"Did I?" asked Santana. She took Curly's hands and began to stroke them.
"You know I love that," said Curly.
Santana continued to stoke Curly's hand for several minutes.
In Moe's room, Quinn was rubbing Moe's back.
"Does that feel good?" asked Quinn softly.
"I've never felt better in my whole life," said Moe.
"I mean the backrubbing," said Quinn, smiling at Moe.
"Oh that. It feels really good," said Moe.
"You know what Moe, I love you," said Quinn.
"I love you too Quinn," said Moe.
They began to make out. Their lips were locked onto each other; their tongues explored each other's mouth. They kissed for nearly twenty minutes before Moe sat up for a moment to catch his breath.
"Is this hot enough for you," said Quinn softly. She was rubbing Moe's back softly in addition to the kisses.
"So sexy," whispered Moe.
"Okay," said Quinn. She kissed Moe for several minutes.
"Say my name," whispered Quinn.
"Quinn," whispered Moe.
"That's so sexy the way you said my name," said Quinn softly.
They continued to make out until they decided to go to bed nearly two hours later.
It looks like the trio are having a good time with their girlfriends. The classic Stooge routines were really funny, weren't they? Please review.
The mayhem's far from over, with Chapter 6 being posted shortly and involving even more classic Stooge routines.