Here's Chapter 7. There's a few twists, turns, and surprises. Above all, there's major chaos between Moe, Larry and Santana. You'll find out later why.
Chapter 7
"Oh boy, our first lunch with our girlfriends," said Curly excitedly. They were in the cafeteria eating their lunch.
"What's better than three goofy guys dating the three most popular girls?" said Brittany. She smiled at all three guys.
"I don't know, maybe three Orion Slave Girls, nyuk nyuk nyuk," said Curly. He was slapped by Moe.
"Come on you imbecile, quit clowning around," said Moe.
"Orion Slave Girls don't exist," said Brittany.
"Thank you for the clarification Brittany. Now where was I? Oh," said Moe. He slapped Curly again.
"HMMM! You see that!" shouted Curly, showing Moe his fist. Moe hit Curly's fist, which swung around and hit Curly on the head.
"Leave my boyfriend ALONE!" shouted Santana.
"He's the one who started it," said Moe.
"Oh yeah! How about one of these!" shouted Santana. She slapped Moe hard.
"Wait a minute, you can't hit a guy like that," said Moe.
"Oh yes I can. I can also do this, and that, and this," said Santana. She poked Moe in the eyes, punched him in the stomach and hit him in the head. Moe became dizzy and sat down.
"You better stop! That's my boyfriend you're hitting!" shouted Quinn.
"Alright! As long as Moe quits with his abusive behavior," said Santana, glaring at Moe.
"HMMMM!" shouted Curly. His iPod suffered a fatal exception error, causing the music that Curly was listening to stop.
"What's wrong baby?" asked Santana
"My iPod quit on me," said Curly.
"When did you get it?" asked Santana.
"Two years ago," said Curly.
"I think its planned obsolescence," said Santana.
"What's planned obsolescence?" asked Brittany.
"It's when a product is designed to fail after a certain period of time. iPods are notorious for that problem, yet still remain so popular," said Santana.
"Why would they do that?" asked Brittany.
"To make more money by forcing people to buy new products," said Santana.
"That's kind of mean," said Brittany.
"Hey imbecile, get us some slushies," said Moe to Larry.
"Six slushies coming right up," said Larry. .
Larry filled eight large Big Quench cups with different flavors of slushie. He was heading back to the group. Just as he was about to sit down, he tripped on a foot belonging to a Cheerio. He lost his grip and two slushies spilt onto Santana's face and one on Brittany's face. Larry didn't realize that the two girls were slushied by accident.
"Where did the other three slushies go," said Larry. He placed the three remaining slushies on the table while he looked under the table. Santana angrily glared at him.
"Hey Stupid!" shouted Santana.
"What? I'm trying to look for three more slushies," said Larry.
"I've found them, come on up out of there," said Santana in a sweet, dangerous voice.
"Alright," said Larry. He got up from under the table and saw Santana drenched in cherry slushie.
"You didn't slushie yourself?" asked Larry.
"No I didn't. Do you wanna know who slushied me?" asked Santana calmly.
"Yeah," said Larry. He wanted to get his hands on whoever slushied Santana before she has a chance to go all Lima Heights on somebody.
"It was YOU LARRY YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING CLUMSY BOY! screamed Santana. She lunged for Larry, but Brittany, Quinn, and Curly held her back.
"I just tripped. Clearly it was an accident," said Larry.
"DO YOU THINK THAT GIVING ME A SLUSHIE FACIAL IS AN ACCIDENT!" yelled Santana.
"HEY! KNOCK THIS OUT! HMMMMMMMMMM!" yelled Curly. He accidentally knocked his slushie over, spilling it all over a sleeping Moe.
"Quinn darling, why is it so wet," said Moe in his sleep. He woke up and screamed.
"WHO SLUSHIED ME!" yelled Moe.
"IT WAS LARRY! HE ALSO SLUSHIED ME ON PURPOSE!" yelled Santana, pointing at Larry. She was extremely pissed off at Larry, but at the same time was covering for Curly's accidental spill.
"Hey I didn't do it," said Larry.
"Why you two-timer imbecile. YOU THINK YOU CAN SLUSHIE SANTANA LOPEZ AND GET AWAY WITH IT!" yelled Moe.
"OKAY! OKAY! STOP THIS CRAP!" yelled Brittany.
"Quiet you stupid, dumb imbecile!" shouted Moe, throwing his slushie at Brittany, but missed. She burst into tears.
"DON'T YOU DARE CALL BRITTANY STUPID!" screamed Santana. She lunged at Moe.
"AAAHHHHHH!" yelled Moe and he split from the cafeteria with Larry. Quinn followed them out.
"HEY WAIT FOR ME!" yelled Curly. He tried to run but was held back by a still furious Santana.
"You aren't going anywhere," said Santana with a trace of anger in her voice.
"What did I do?" asked Curly.
"Nothing, come here," said Santana. She took Curly's hand and dragged him back to where Brittany was. Brittany was still in tears, but managed to crack a smile at Curly. She then cleaned Santana's face off.
She dragged Curly towards her like if she was going to wrestle with him, but instead, her lips locked with Curly's in a very fiery, passionate kiss.
"Awwwww how sweet," said Brittany. She watched Santana and Curly kiss.
Santana smiled at Brittany for a moment before she went back to kissing Curly. Her tongue entered Curly's mouth.
"Santana, be careful," said Brittany.
"Oh," said Santana. She stopped kissing Curly.
"Thank you," said Curly. He was much calmer.
"My turn," said Brittany.
"Your turn for what?" asked Curly.
"He's yours Britt," said Santana. She smiled at Brittany and high-fived her.
"HEY MOE! HEY LARRY!..."
"There's no need to yell," whispered Brittany into Curly's ear.
"Ah-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!" said Curly.
"That's more like it," said Brittany. She kissed Curly for half a minute before Curly broke the kiss.
"WOO WOO WOO WOO!" shouted Curly. The combination of cinnamon from Santana's kisses and the strawberry from Brittany's kisses made Curly melt and also made him slightly hyper.
Santana and Brittany high-fived each other.
"We have a proposal," said Santana.
"What is it?"
"Will you go to Breadstix with us tonight?" asked Santana.
"Sure, but with which one of you?" asked Curly.
"With both of us," said Brittany and Santana in unison.
"Oh boy!" exclaimed Curly.
"I love you Curly and I love you Santana," said Brittany.
"Is this a love triangle?" asked Curly.
"Have you ever heard of a threesome?" asked Santana.
"No," said Curly.
"It's where three people are dating or going out," said Brittany.
"Oh, I get the story. It seems even better than a twosome," said Curly.
"It is," said Brittany, smiling at Curly.
Santana and Brittany took Curly's hands and walked out of the cafeteria.
"What happened to Larry and Moe?" asked Brittany.
"You tell me. But at least we've got the cute one," said Santana.
That evening, Curly was at Breadstix with Santana and Brittany. They ate quietly and peacefully. Curly was loving having two girls to date instead of only one the previous night. He wondered what might happen with both girls in his bedroom later on.
Meanwhile, at Quinn's house, Quinn, Moe, and Larry were sitting in the living room watching TV with Quinn's mom, Judy Fabray.
"Too bad Brittany broke up with you Larry," said Judy.
"Yeah, and it happened because of a stupid accident," said Larry.
"Don't worry Larry," said Quinn. She put her arms around both boys.
"Santana said that you did it on purpose," said Moe. He reached over and slapped Larry.
"Oh no, here we go again," said Quinn. Moe and Larry got up and slapped each other, poked each other in the eyes, and proceeded to wreck the whole house due to their continued fight.
"Try not to break anything," said Judy, just before Moe took a vase and broke it over Larry's head. He then tripped and hit the doorknob, knocking himself out.
Later that evening, Curly was glad that he had the house to himself with Santana and Brittany. He must have had such good luck to score two girls. Or maybe, they both were in love with him, but only Santana mentioned it.
Curly's parents were out on a date, and Moe and Larry were at Quinn's house, which was next door to them. Knowing Moe and Larry, Quinn's house would be wrecked in no time, just like they do at home.
Currently, Brittany, Santana, and Curly were sitting in the living room watching television.
"Curly," said Brittany.
"What?"
"Here it comes," said Brittany. She tickled Curly's chest.
"Stop it," said Curly excitedly.
"Oh please, you ask us to stop. You know what, Britt and I loves you and we's gonna tickle you to death, kiss you, hug you and seduce you for your pleasure and our pleasure," said Santana softly. She still rolled her eyes at Curly.
Brittany on the other hand, had other plans. She put her arms around Curly and hugged him tightly. She then kissed him on the forehead and softly caressed his back.
"Boy does that feel good Britt," said Curly.
"Santana and I will make you even feel better," whispered Brittany in Curly's right ear.
"You guys are already making me feel better," said Curly.
"That's what you think baby We're going to make you feel super sexy," whispered Santana in Curly's left ear.
"I dare you to," said Curly.
"He dares us," said Santana.
"Shall we do it?" asked Brittany.
"Yeah, definitely," said Santana.
"Come on upstairs with us," whispered Brittany into Curly's ear.
"Soitenly," said Curly.
Brittany and Santana picked up Curly and took him upstairs and into his bedroom. They placed him on the bed and then sat down on either side. The two girls smiled seductively at Curly. They both kissed him on the cheek.
"Woo woo woo!" exclaimed Curly.
"You want more," said Santana seductively.
"Please," said Curly.
The two girls continued to kiss Curly and eventually took their clothes off and were about to take Curly's clothes off.
"Wait, I don't think I can do this," said Curly. He was a little scared of being naked in front of two nude girls. He absolutely enjoyed having sex, but being nude in front of a girl made him uncomfortable.
"Just get out your condoms before we undress you," said Santana.
"I didn't think of that. He got up and took out a box of condoms from out of the dresser.
"Now we can proceed," said Santana.
"You're gonna love this," said Brittany softly.
They took off Curly's clothes and they started to make out. The kissing got more and more intense.
Meanwhile, back at Quinn's house, Moe had just regained consciousness.
"I'm glad you're okay," said Quinn
"What did I hit," said Moe.
"The doorknob to Mom's bedroom," said Quinn.
Why didn't I think of that before?" said Moe.
"I don't know," said Quinn.
"Where's Larry?" asked Moe.
"He's upstairs fast asleep," said Quinn.
She helped Moe up and they walked through the kitchen to the living room. However, before they got into the living room, they slipped on a banana peel laying on the hardwood floor. They landed on their butts on the floor.
"Are you okay darling?" asked Moe.
"I'm fine. What did we slip on?" asked Quinn.
"Let's see," said Moe. He looked around and saw a banana peel on the floor. He picked it up and showed it to Quinn.
"Of course, what else could it be? asked Quinn.
"Maybe soap," said Moe.
"I'll get rid of that thing," said Quinn. She took the banana peel from Moe and threw it in the garbage. Moe got up before Quinn got back.
"Let's do it again," said Moe.
They walked into the living room.
"Where's your mother?" asked Moe.
"She's asleep too," said Quinn.
"How long was I out?" asked Moe.
"Over two hours," said Quinn.
"Oh man, that must be a world record," said Moe.
"My mom told me to watch you and not to go to bed until you had regained consciousness," said Quinn.
"That's really nice of her," said Moe.
"I wish I could say that about my dad too," said Quinn.
"He was a really mean and hostile man. He kept pestering us and harassing us for no reason whatsoever," said Moe.
"I know. That was probably one reason why my mother ended the marriage, threw him out, and gave him a permanent restraining order," said Quinn.
"Good," said Moe.
"He kicked me out just because I was pregnant," said Quinn. She started to cry.
"Don't cry Quinn," said Moe. He hugged her.
"Let's go upstairs. Mom said we could sleep together as long as we don't have sex," said Quinn.
"I'm nowhere near ready to have sex with you," said Moe.
They walked upstairs into Quinn's bedroom. Within ten minutes, they were asleep.
Meanwhile, Curly, Santana, and Brittany were getting dressed. Brittany and Santana dressed in sexy lingerie while Curly just put on a T-shirt and pajama pants.
"Wow! I didn't expect it to be this sexy," said Curly.
"With two girls going at you, it would be extremely sexy," said Brittany.
"I agree with you Britt," said Santana.
Curly fell asleep and fell backwards onto the bed.
"Curly, Curly. Are you okay? Speak to me. say a few syllables," said Brittany.
"I love you Brittany and Santana," said Curly. He fell asleep again.
"I love you too Curly," said Santana.
Soon, they were all asleep. They had no idea of what might happen in between them in the future, but they knew it would be good.
That's it for Chapter 7. It was sure full of major chaos. It was a definite surprise that Brittany broke up with Larry due to an accidental slushie facial and started dating Curly. OMG Curly's now got two girlfriends! Chapter 8 will be up soon.