Here's Chapter 8. It involves a morning at Brittany's house. Larry accidentally does something very humiliating and Santana gets her revenge on Moe and Larry for the slushie facials in the previous chapter. Plus, more laughs are in this chapter.
The next day, the trio were at Brittany's house. Neither Santana or Quinn were present. Just Brittany, her parents, and Moe, Larry, and Curly.
"It's sure nice to see you fellas again," said Curly.
"At least we had a good night at Quinn's house. Where did you sleep?" said Moe.
"I slept at my house with both Santana and Brittany," said Curly.
"I knew it. I knew Brittany was into you," said Larry sadly and with a tinge of jealousy.
"I don't understand why you always get all the girls," said Moe.
"I don't understand ether, nyuk nyuk nyuk," said Curly.
"Look at you Curly. You had a real threesome for the first time in your life," said Moe proudly.
"Yep, sure did," said Curly.
"Why can't I have a threesome?" asked Larry.
"Because you're just an imbecile," said Moe, slapping Larry.
"Hey! Remember where that got us last time!" shouted Curly.
"Santana's not here, so I don't have to worry," said Moe. He slapped Curly.
"Hmmmm! Listen you!" shouted Curly.
"Shut up," said Moe, poking Curly in the eyes.
"Hahahaha," said Larry. Moe slapped him.
"Hi boys," said Brittany. All three guys blushed at the sight of Brittany. She merely smiled at them.
"Oh hi Britt," said Curly.
"It's back to normal I see," said Brittany.
"You can say that again?" said Moe.
"Say what again?" asked Brittany.
"Never mind. Listen, we're proud of what you did with Curly," said Moe.
"What did I do?" asked Brittany.
"You and Santana had a threesome with my brother Curly," said Moe.
"Oh, that was awesome," said Brittany.
"I'm going somewhere else," said Larry.
"Where are you going?" asked Brittany.
"Somewhere in this house," said Larry. He left the living room.
"Don't mind him, he's just jealous," said Moe.
"What's jealousy?" asked Brittany.
"You don't wanna know," said Moe.
Meanwhile, Larry was in the upstairs bathroom getting ready to take a bath. He was getting all the stuff ready.
"What's better to cool the nerves that a nice long bath," said Larry. He took off his clothes and realized that he had forgotten something important, the shampoo.
"Shampoo, where's a bottle of shampoo," said Larry. He put on a robe and headed into Brittany's room.
"I know Brittany has a bottle of shampoo around here," said Larry. He spotted a bottle sitting next to Brittany's bed.
"Sue Sylvester's ultra-clean shampoo for g...I can't make the rest of the word out, so I'll use it," said Larry.
He didn't realize that the shampoo was specially treated for girls' hair. Yet, the G was the only letter visible. He took the bottle and headed back into the bathroom. He locked the door and took off his robe.
"Now I can take a bath," said Larry. He turned the water on and waited for the tub to fill up. He was puzzled why a picture of Santana and Brittany were on the back of the shampoo bottle, and a picture of Quinn was on the front of the bottle. He turned the water off and got in the tub.
Meanwhile, Brittany, Moe, and Curly were in the basement playing War. Brittany was beating Moe and Curly.
"Aren't you guys going to catch up?" asked Brittany.
"You keep getting all the aces," said Moe.
"I sure did," said Brittany. A smile appeared on her face. She won another game.
"Hey imbecile, why didn't you get her aces?" asked Moe.
"This is a game of chance," said Curly.
"Sure it is," said Moe. He slapped Curly.
"I wonder where Larry's at?" asked Brittany.
"Perhaps he's at Quinn's house," said Curly. He was slapped by Moe.
"Don't say that you imbecile. If it's true, I'll murder you," said Moe.
"Don't kill Curly," said Brittany. She shuffled the cards and dealed them.
"Remember, beat Brittany this time," said Moe. He slapped Curly again.
"What was that for?" asked Curly.
"That was in case you lose again Now start playing," said Moe.
"Start what?" asked Brittany.
"Just begin," said Moe.
It seemed like Brittany was winning again. However, by the end of the round, both her and Curly were tied.
"You imbecile, I told you that you had to beat her!" yelled Moe.
"N'gyahh-ahhh-ahhh!" shouted Curly. He dashed out of the room.
"I'll murder you!" shouted Moe and ran after him. Neither of Brittany's parents seemed to notice them come up from the basement and head upstairs.
Little that they knew that Santana was walking up to the front door. She wanted to visit Brittany and the boys. She still had some unfinished business with Moe and Larry, so she had a plan to get them back as well. The feeling of revenge really made her feel satisfied. She had a smirk on her face as she rang the doorbell.
Inside the house, Curly had hidden in Brittany's closet. Unfortunately, just as he closed the closet door, Moe entered the bedroom.
"Are you in here buddy boy? I saw you come in here," said Moe.
"Yeah and I'm gonna stay here," said Curly from inside the closet. Moe walked over and punched the closet door hard. Curly yelled in pain.
"Serves you right," said Moe. He left the bedroom.
"Where's Curly?" asked Brittany.
"He's in the closet in your room," said Moe.
"Thanks," said Brittany. She smiled at Moe before going inside the bedroom.
Meanwhile, Brittany's parents had let Santana inside the house.
"Where's the others?" asked Santana.
"They're upstairs doing their usual thing," said Brittany's mom.
Santana knew that Moe was going after either Larry or Curly for some stupid reason. However, she did not go upstairs, but went into the kitchen instead. She took a banana and ate it. She didn't throw away the peel, but headed downstairs in the basement, placing the banana peel on the first step down.
'Moe's going to get it this time. I'd love to see the look of shock on his face before I get him good' thought Santana. She hid in another room to wait for Moe to come down.
A few minutes later, Moe was heading towards the basement. He didn't realize that there was a banana peel on the first step down. He slipped on the banana peel and fell down the stairs. He landed on his head on the floor. He didn't notice Santana watching him with a smirk on her face.
"Larry, are you in here?" asked Moe innocently.
"That's what you think," said Santana. She stepped into sight.
"N'gyahh-ahhh-ahhh!" shouted Moe.
"What are you so scared of? Have you ever heard of a place called Lima Heights Adjacent" asked Santana.
"Please don't start this," said Moe.
"Do you know what goes on in Lima Heights Adjacent! Bad things!" shouted Santana. She slapped Moe, poked him in the eyes, and punched his stomach.
"You see this," said Moe, showing Santana her fist. She grabbed Moe's fist, stuck out her tongue, and hit him in the head with her own fist.
"And I've got razor blades hidden in my hair, tons of very tiny, sharp ones in my hair," said Santana.
"I'm out of here," said Moe. He slipped on the banana peel again, landing on the floor.
"I'm going to get Porcupine now. See you later jerk-faced bowlhead," said Santana. She accidentally slipped on the banana peel. She cursed and threw the peel at Moe before heading upstairs.
"This is life with Santana Lopez," said Moe to nobody in particular.
Meanwhile, Larry was still in the bathtub. He was washing his hair. He put the special shampoo in his hair and rinsed his hair out. Immediately, his hair began to grow and go straight.
"Goddamn it," said Larry. He threw the bottle across the room. It landed in the garbage can and burst open.
"Shit!" shouted Larry. He felt very humiliated. His hair looked just like Brittany's, except it was brown just like it was before. Moe was going to slap him for being stupid enough to use Brittany's shampoo. He should have brought some from home, but he had no chance to go there because of Santana. He wasn't aware that Santana was in the house or that she was seeking revenge on him for being slushied yesterday.
Meanwhile, in Brittany's bedroom, Curly and Brittany were making out. Curly was laying on the bed and Brittany was on top of him, kissing him softly on the lips. Brittany was wearing strawberry flavored lip gloss.
"Strawberries, my favorite fruit mmmmm," said Curly. He licked Brittany's lips like they were an ice cream cone.
"That's so sexy. Do you know what is even more sexy," said Brittany softly.
"What it honey?" asked Curly.
"Kissing my armpits," said Brittany.
Suddenly, there was a knock on the door and they both sat up.
"Brit, open up, it's Santana," said Santana from the other side of the door.
"Oh boy," said Curly. He got up and opened the door.
"Hi Curly," said Santana. She hugged Curly.
"Hello Santana," said Brittany.
"Have any of you seen Larry?" asked Santana.
"He's in the bathroom taking a bath," said Brittany.
"That figures. I have some unfinished business with him," said Santana.
"Larry took the shampoo in the bathroom," said Brittany.
"It looks like our plan worked. All we need to do is to humiliate him," said Santana.
"What plan?" asked Curly.
"To get back at Moe and Larry for the slushie incident yesterday at lunch," said Santana.
"Oh," said Curly.
"And we've planned something special for you," said Santana softly.
"Not more sssssssss..."
"No, that's what I didn't have in mind, although Brit and I will make out with you later," said Santana.
"Well, what do you have planned for me?" asked Curly, with a trace of impatience in his voice.
"What's better than getting a full body massage from a pair of hot girls," said Santana softly.
"Oh boy!" exclaimed Curly.
"We thought that since you are dating both of us now, a back massage would be intimate and also stress-relieving," said Brittany.
"You also get to massage both of us," said Santana.
"Well, what are we waiting for! Let's get started!" exclaimed Curly.
"I have to deal with Larry first," said Santana.
"Don't leave," said Curly. Brittany took his hands and massaged them.
"It'll be for a few minutes," said Santana. She left the bedroom.
"Let's continue," said Brittany. She continued to kiss Curly.
In the bathroom, Larry had finally finished his bath. His hair was still straight and long, but he'll have to find an explanation for the others. He only hoped that Brittany would be dumb enough to think that it was not the shampoo.
He got dressed and left the bathroom. He headed down to the basement to find Moe. Little did he know that Santana was there ready to get back at him.
"Moe, where are you?" said Larry.
"He's upstairs playing with Charity and Lord Tubbington," said Santana.
"Santana, what are you doing here?" asked Larry.
"Hanging out with Brittany and Curly," said Santana.
"Is that all?" asked Larry.
"No. What did you do to your hair?" asked Santana, rolling her eyes.
"I pulled it by accident," said Larry.
"No porcupine, you used Brittany's shampoo and didn't realize that it was specially treated for girls hair," said Santana.
"Wait, did you plant the bottle there in front of my face?" asked Larry.
"Brittany did it," said Santana.
"That dumb blond bitch," said Larry. He immediately regretted it, since Santana was guaranteed to go all Lima Heights on him now.
"What did you just call Brittany?" asked Santana threateningly.
"A dumb blond bitch," said Larry dumbly.
"I'M ABOUT TO GO ALL LIMA HEIGHTS ON YOUR ASS FOR CALLING BRITTANY THAT!" shouted Santana. She lunged at Larry, but he was too fast for her and dashed up the stairs and out of the house.
"I'm still gonna slap and poke the crap out of you!" threatened Santana.
Santana managed to grab a hold of Larry. She slapped him, punched him, and poked him in the eyes. She repeated the process several times.
"Santana, please quit!" shouted Larry.
"Oh please! You slushied me yesterday! I must get back at you!" shouted Santana. She continued to slap Larry silly.
"That's how we do it in Lima Heights!" yelled Santana a few minutes later as she headed back inside. She glared at him for a moment before going inside.
"Santana's much tougher than Moe. I thought Moe was very tough," said Larry to himself. He headed inside and found Moe in the spare bedroom playing with the two cats.
"Did Santana get you?" asked Moe. Lord Tubbington was on his lap.
"She got me good, see my black eye and long straight hair," said Larry, showing Moe a black eye and his hair.
"You used Brittany's shampoo again, I told you not to use it," said Moe, slapping Larry.
"But it was in front of my face," said Larry.
"You dope. When are you going to get it through that thick skull that using the wrong kind of shampoo will cause devastating results," said Moe, poking Larry in the eyes.
"You see this," said Larry, showing Moe his fist. Moe hit it, causing his arm to swing around and hit Moe in the head.
"I'm sorry Moe," said Larry.
"GET OUT OF THIS BEDROOM!" screamed Moe. Lord Tubbington sprinted out of the bedroom.
Larry left the bedroom and headed towards the stairs. However, Santana was coming upstairs. He was going to ignore her presence and walk past the tough Latina. However, she licked her lips seductively and touched his arm softly, causing him to look at her in awe. He immediately regretted it as he lost his balance and fell down the stairs.
At the top of the stairs, Santana smirked as Larry walked off and was trying not to swear. Revenge was so satisfying for her. She knew he would fall down the stairs if she touched him or licked her lips. She then headed to her destination, Brittany's bedroom to make out with Curly and give him a full body massage. She entered the bedroom and saw Brittany and Curly making out.
"Hey lovebirds," said Santana.
"Woo woo woo," said Curly.
"Hey," said Brittany.
"Hi Curlocence," said Santana seductively. She headed towards the superstooge and kissed him.
Curly started to blush and couldn't find a word to say. He wondered if it was a good thing or a bad thing.
"Let's do it," said Santana. The girls smiled seductively at Curly as they took off his shirt and started to massage his back.
"Do you like this," whispered Brittany.
"Ah-chi-chi-chi-chi," said Curly.
"I'll take that as a yes," said Santana softly.
"I love you so much girls," said Curly.
Both Brittany and Santana bent down and lowered their lips until they were less than an inch from Curly's ears and whispered:
"I love you too Curly."
The end to a great Chapter. Please review and Chapter 9 will be up soon.