The Stooges have a weird dream, which turns into a nightmare for two of them. The Monday morning glee club meeting erupts into total chaos, resulting in conflicts in between Rachel/Santana and Will/Sue. What else is going to happen? Well, read and find out for yourself.
Several hours later, the trio were in their beds sleeping peacefully. They really needed a nice rest after that drama with the girls at the mall. But, their brains decided that the drama was not quite over yet, especially Curly. He started to dream and dream about Santana, Brittany and Quinn.
Curly dreamed that he was in a room that was unrecognizable. He noticed three girls, Brittany, Quinn, and Santana. He wondered what they were up to, so he walked over to them.
"Hello girls," said Curly.
"Hi Curlocence," said Santana. She licked her lips seductively at him.
"His name's Curly," said Quinn. Santana slapped her.
"You see this," said Quinn, showing Santana her fist. Santana grabbed her fist, stuck out her tongue, and hit Quinn on the head with her fist.
"Hey girls, stop the violence. I don't want to see three beautiful girls fight each other," said Curly.
"Who asked you that you could be the boss?" asked Santana. She slapped Brittany.
"What's that for?" asked Brittany. She slapped Santana.
"For butting in at the wrong microsecond you imbecile," said Santana. She poked Brittany in the eyes.
"What's an imbecile?" asked Brittany dumbly.
"You don't want to know," said Quinn.
"Shut up," said Santana. She slapped both Quinn and Brittany.
"Are you girls playing Larry, Moe, and I?' asked Curly.
"No, it's just the way we are," said Santana.
The sexy Latina batted her eyelashes at Curly and smiled at him. Brittany and Quinn smiled at him.
"Girls, I think it's time to do it," Santana said to Brittany and Quinn. They nodded their heads in agreement. Santana walked closer to Curly.
"Do what?" asked Curly.
"Something you'll love," said Santana. She smiled at Curly, then gently took Curly's hand and brought him closer to the other two girls.
"Hey, what's going on?" asked Moe.
Moe was wondering where he was and what Quinn, Brittany, and Santana were doing with Curly. It seemed like they were going to seduce him.
"Curly's hanging out with three hot girls, Quinn, Brittany, and myself. We only want one guy to be with us. Can you leave please? Your kind of interfering with our activities," replied Santana.
"Fine!" said Moe angrily. He walked toward the door and tried to open it, but it was locked. Turning the lock was of no use as the door refused to budge. He tried to bang on the door, but all it did was disturb the girls.
"I'll get you open somehow," said Moe
"Give up, the door won't open," said Santana. She rolled her eyes at Moe.
Suddenly, the door opened, causing Moe to lose his balance and fall onto the floor. The door closed before he could get up and leave. He realized that Larry had entered. He got up and approached the curly-haired boy and slapped him.
"What's that for, I didn't do nothing," said Larry.
"That was in case you did and what's the big idea walking into a room with three seductresses?" asked Moe.
"The girls don't look like seductresses to me," said Larry.
Moe and Larry got into a fight. They slapped each other, punched each other, and shouted at each other.
Suddenly, the alarm went off and everything disappeared. Curly's bedroom appeared and he was alone. He pinched himself to make sure this wasn't a dream. The pinch hurt. He turned the alarm off and got dressed in his Cheerios uniform.
Once he left his bedroom, he noticed Moe and Larry were scared as if they had a nightmare.
"Did you guys have another nightmare?" asked Curly.
"Yep," said Moe.
"You don't want to hear about it," said Larry.
An hour and a half later, the trio arrived at school, fresh and ready for a new school week. The hallways were a warm welcome to the trio.
However, they were having trouble with their lockers. Moe's locker would not open as long as Curly's was open. When Curly closed his locker, Moe's locker opened on its own, hitting the black-haired boy in the head.
Moe got up and knew that it was Curly that had to have been the cause.
"What's wrong Moe?" asked Curly.
"What's wrong? You opened my locker and hit my head you numbskull," said Moe. He slapped Curly.
"Hmmmm, I resent that!" yelled Curly. Moe slapped him again.
Just then, a blond-haired Cheerio waved at Moe. He returned the wave and accidentally stubbed his toe. He jumped up and down in pain.
Larry and Curly clapped a few times and started to dance to the beat of Moe's jumping. They chanted as well. After a few moments, Moe realized what Larry and Curly were doing. He grabbed their heads and banged them together.
"Owwowowowowow," cried Curly and Larry. They dizzily made their way down the hall. Several people had to get out of the way of the two dizzy boys.
"What are those boys up to?" asked Moe to himself. He was about to go after them, but Quinn walked up and gave him a hug.
"Hi Moe," said Quinn.
"Oh, hello Quinn," said Moe.
"What's with Larry and Curly?" asked Quinn.
"Just let them suffer," said Moe.
Rachel saw the two dizzy boys make their way down the hall and glared at them in disgust. She didn't see Moe bang their heads together. Artie had to use evasive maneuvers to prevent Larry and Curly from landing on his wheelchair. At the end of the hallway, the two dizzy teenagers encountered Santana and Brittany.
"What's wrong boys?" asked Brittany.
"Hello Britt, Hello Santana, the two hottest Cheerios of the 21st century. Have you seen Moe or any of the glee club members, I can't see where I'm going and I'm dizzy," said Curly.
"Is that you Brittany and Santana. Help us please girls," said Larry dizzily.
Brittany hugged the two boys, which only caused her to become dizzy as well.
"Whaaattt's goooioonnnggg onnnn?" asked Brittany.
"This is pretty bad. I know how to make you better," said Santana. She hugged each of them and they were no longer dizzy.
"Thank you," said Curly.
"I feel better already," said Larry.
"What happened?" asked Brittany.
"You got dizzy," said Santana.
"Oh, so that is how dizziness is like," said Brittany.
Santana noticed the medical tape on Larry's right hand. She knew it was from holding his hand too tight the other day. She rolled her eyes at the curly-haired boy.
"What's with the medical tape on your hand?" asked Santana.
"Bruises that were caused by your hand!" said Larry angrily.
Soon, they were in the choir room for a glee club meeting. As always, the trio were sitting near Santana, Brittany, and Quinn.
"Well, I trust all of us had a great weekend. Now, has anybody got any songs to start us off this week," said Will.
"I've got a song I'd like to perform," said Rachel.
"Let's hear it," said Will.
Rachel walked up to the front of the room and cued Brad to play. He began to play "Pop Goes the Weasel". Rachel was shocked that her song wasn't being played. She was speechless and angrily sat back down.
"Woo woo woo!" exclaimed Curly when the first "pop" was played. He went ballistic and punched Moe and Larry. They fell sideways unconscious, knocking out Quinn and Brittany in the process. Several of the girls screamed as their chairs tipped over and they were on top of each other. Brittany was on the bottom, followed by Larry, Moe, and Quinn. Brad was not watching what was happening.
The other guys were trying to hold back Puck, who was putting up quite a fight.
"Let me punch him out before he knocks all of us out!" yelled Puck.
"You are not going back to juvie!" yelled Finn and Sam.
Unknown to them, Sue Sylvester was standing outside of the choir room watching the glee club meeting erupt into total chaos. She smiled in victory as Curly was punching the guys out.
'Yes, my plan to get Glee Club disbanded once and for all seems to be working. I hope he messes up Will's greasy hair in the process. I will have my full budget restored soon,' thought Sue. She walked away, confident that her plan would work.
"HEY! HEY! KNOCK IT OFF CURLY!" yelled Will. He was unable to stop Curly. He closed both doors to the choir room to help stop the noise from distracting the other classrooms.
Curly then punched Mike, Puck, Finn, Kurt, and Sam. They were knocked out cold as well. Their heads fell backwards due to gravity. He then headed towards Will and was about to punch him.
"NOT MR. SCHUE!" yelled the girls.
The ballistic teenager punched Will like he was a wrestler. Will tried to fight back, but was helpless as he was knocked to the floor.
"Oh no! He's not going to stop until the music stops!" yelled Santana, remembering something. She ran over to the piano and tried to stop Brad from playing with no luck.
"HEY MISTER! STOP PLAYING RIGHT NOW!" yelled Santana. She slapped him, but Brad seemed to ignore the slap and continued to play.
Curly had knocked Will out and was looking for another guy to knock out. He looked at Santana and Brad.
'I'm really going to regret this. I hope I don't hurt him too bad,' thought Santana. She slammed the piano cover down on Brad's hands.
"YEEOOOOWWWWWWWW!" yelled Brad. He stopped playing and ran out of the room as fast as he could, slamming the door behind him.
"Don't make so much noise!" yelled Santana.
She glared at the now-closed door. Oh she was going to get Brad back later. To her, it was unlikely that anybody would bribe him to play the tune.
"What happened?" asked Curly, looking like he was coming out of a trance. He noticed that all the guys in the room, including Moe and Larry, were unconscious in their chairs. Will was out cold on the floor.
The girls were horrified and petrified by fear, with the exception of Santana, who was starting to cry. She walked over to Curly and put her head on his shoulder.
"That son of a bitch, how could he!" cried Santana.
This was the first time the Latina balled her eyes out like this in the choir room. Rachel, Mercedes, Tina, and Artie were still conscious and were watching her in surprise.
"Who?" asked Curly.
"I'm sorry he did that to you," cried Santana.
"But I want to know what happened?" asked Curly.
"Brad was starting to play "Pop Goes the Weasel" and you punched every single guy in this room. He would never play that tune while you were around in his right mind," cried Santana.
"Your damn right he wouldn't! I had another song prepared that would not cause Jerry to punch out all the guys," said Rachel angrily.
"Shut up manhands! You were the one who told Brad to play that song!" cried Santana.
"Hell to the no! I cannot believe what is going on. I'm sure that Rachel didn't plan to perform Pop Goes the Weasel in front of the whole glee club. I'm pretty sure that it was Miss Sylvester that bribed Brad or something. This seems like the kind of chaos that she likes," said Mercedes.
"I'm kind of shocked why Curly didn't knock me out," said Artie.
"He was in some kind of a trance induced by the music Artie. I didn't think he noticed you. If he did, he must have still had the moral to not hit anybody in a wheelchair," said Tina.
Curly was speechless and still had the expression of horror on his face. He did not want to believe that he knocked out all the guys in the room, with the exception of Artie.
"Everybody just stop thinking for a minute! We need to wake everybody up!" yelled Santana.
"Why should we listen to you talk! I'm pretty sure that you were the one who created all this chaos! The only thing I agree with you on is that we need to wake up the rest of the glee club! You're just a bitch that nobody likes!" shouted Rachel.
"LET ME AT HER!" yelled Santana. She lunged at Rachel. Mercedes and Tina ran out onto the floor to hold back Santana. They could barely hold her back. After a few moments of major struggling, she broke loose, and lunged at Rachel.
Curly was panicked about the situation. He got out a bar of soap from his backpack that had the following label: Use in case Santana Lopez starts a fight. He threw the soap near Santana's feet. She was about to punch Rachel when she stepped on the bar of soap and fell onto the floor.
"Stop it Jerry!" yelled Rachel. She just about had enough of the bald-headed teenager's antics.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!" yelled Santana. She picked up the bar of soap and read the label.
'Why would Curly put my name as part of the label. Maybe he only intends to use this bar of soap when I would start fights with Berry,' thought Santana, She got herself up and walked over to Curly.
Rachel had the desire to see Santana punch Curly out. She did not understand why Santana was so soft towards him, Larry, and Brittany. If nobody took action, she would storm down to the janitor's office, grab a couple buckets of water to wake everybody up.
"What should I do with everybody?" asked Curly.
"Wake them up. Go get a bucket of water and hurry up!" said Santana.
"Woo woo woo!" yelled Curly.
He ran out of the choir room with superhuman speed. Curly sped down the hallway and rushed downstairs. He ran to the janitor's office and into the closet.
"Woo woo woo!" exclaimed Curly as he grabbed a bucket from the janitor's closet. He rushed back upstairs and into the boys' bathroom. He turned the sink on and the bucket slowly loaded.
"Hmmm! Hurry up, I don't have all day!' shouted Curly. After two minutes, the bucket was full. He ran out of the bathroom and back into the choir room.
"Get it on them quick!" yelled Santana.
Curly poured the bucket on Moe, Larry, Quinn, and Brittany. They all screamed as they regained consciousness. However, they were like four bumps on a log and refused to move.
"I'm going to get more water! Woo woo woo!" said Curly. He ran back out of the room.
"What happened? Why am I all wet?" asked Brittany.
"Why am I all wet and on the floor? Oh my god, My uniform's ruined!" yelled Quinn. She was the wettest of the group, with water all over her Cheerios uniform, face, and hair.
"I'm gonna murder whoever made Brad play that weasel tune, and remind me to murder that imbecile later," said Moe, referring to both the perpetrator and Curly.
"Why are you on top of me Moe?" asked Larry.
"Well then get up out from under me," said Moe angrily.
"I'll step on Brittany if I do," said Larry.
"Get up!" yelled Moe. He moved suddenly, causing Quinn to stand up.
The now-wet queen bee looked at the room and saw Finn, Puck, Mike, Sam, and Will out cold. She was literally horrified at what such a harmless tune do to an innocent boy.
"Oh my god! All the boys are out! MR. SCHUE TOO!" screamed Quinn.
Meanwhile, Moe had gotten up, but not without stepping on Larry, which caused Brittany to scream. She didn't realize that Larry's left ear was inches from her mouth.
"Ouch, my ears, my sweet innocent ears I can't hear a thing," said Larry.
Moe walked up to Quinn to try to comfort her. It upset him how mad she was over being woken up by a bucket of water. She hates getting dirty or wet.
"Relax honey, it was the weasel tune that is to blame," said Moe.
"I'm pissed because I'm all wet and I officially hate Pop Goes the Weasel! It makes your brother punch every guy he sees!" yelled Quinn.
"Oh I remember. Brad was playing the weasel tune and my baby went crazy and started to punch the guys out," said Brittany.
"What did you say Brittany? I can't hear a thing," said Larry.
"It's okay Larry," said Brittany. She put her hand on Larry's shoulder.
"Don't touch me," said Larry. He took Brittany's hand off of him.
Curly ran back into the room with the water bucket full. He poured it on the remaining guys. They all regained consciousness.
"What were the hell were you thinking!" yelled Puck.
"It was the music Puck," said Sam.
"Seriously. Who would start punching guys out to such a tune," said Mike.
Several minutes later, Will and Sue were sitting in the principal's office. Figgins had asked them to come in.
"William, why were your kids out of control a few minutes ago?" asked Figgins.
"Rachel walked up to perform a song and Brad began playing "Pop Goes the Weasel", causing Curly to go berserk and knock all the boys out," said Will.
"Did he get you?" asked Figgins.
"No," lied Will. He knew Curly would be suspended for knocking a teacher out by accident, even if he could prove that Sue bribed Brad.
"Did you by any chance, see any of this happen?" asked Figgins.
"I was in my office and I heard screams and shouts. I closed my door and started to write in my journal," lied Sue.
"You were standing outside the choir room watching the meeting become total chaos!" yelled Will.
" I was not outside of the choir room watching your band of losers make such racket. I suggest that this man should be fired and Glee Club disbanded," said Sue angrily.
"Enough Sue! You were the one who bribed Brad into playing that weasel tune!" yelled Will.
"Why would I do that! Sandbags was the one who bribed him into playing that goddamn tune! She was seeking revenge for getting demoted to the bottom of the damn pyramid!" yelled Sue.
"Sue, watch your mouth!" yelled Figgins.
"But..."
"No butts Sue. Now, whoever bribed that piano player into playing the tune is expelled. If I don't find out whoever did it by the end of this week, you are fired and William, you will coach both the Glee Club and the Cheerios," said Figgins.
"Why can't we hire another cheerleading coach?" asked Will.
"Our budget's tight enough as it is! Hiring another cheerleading coach would cost too much! Besides, you're a great teacher and I know you will motivate the Cheerios to do good in life," said Figgins.
"William has driven the Glee Club into the ground! Now you are threatening to have him take over my job! This man will ruin a sixth national title for my Cheerios and will turn them into gleekified losers!" yelled Sue.
"I don't want to hear it Sue!" yelled Figgins.
"You know what, I love this idea," said Sue in a calm tone of voice. .
She walked out the door calmly. She stopped at the secretary's desk, and started to scream in rage. She grabbed the secretary's computer and threw it across the room. Needless to say, the computer was broken in the process. She then grabbed the lamp and tossed it across the room. The bell rang and students were leaving their classrooms.
"That was a compact fluorescent lamp that you broke and the damage to that computer is coming out of your paycheck!" yelled Figgins. He was no stranger to Sue's volcanic tantrums.
Sue then left the room and started to push students out of her way. She was clearly frustrated and the kids were frightened by Sue.
"Stop bullying the kids!" yelled Figgins.
"She's going to being charged with harassment," said Will.
Sue continued to push students to the side as she made her way down the hall. She did not notice a banana peel further down the hall.
The banana peel was five and a half feet ahead of Moe's locker. The lockers between his and the banana peel had warning signs on them. Above Moe's locker, Curly's locker was wide open and was attached to a string that was glued to the floor.
Sue was too busy throwing her tantrum to notice that she was about to fall into a trap. She wasn't knowing what was coming.
"WHO WANTS A PIECE OF THIS!" screamed Sue. A moment later, she stepped on the banana peel and slipped. She went down and her back hit the string. Curly's locker slammed shut, causing Moe's locker to open, hitting Sue on the head. She was knocked unconscious.
During lunch at the teacher's lounge, Will was sitting with Emma. He was clearly frustrated with the situation.
"What's wrong Will? You haven't said a word since you sat down," said Emma.
"There's too much drama going on lately. Someone bribed our piano player to play the weasel tune, making Curly go berserk and knock the guys out," said Will.
"I'm so sorry to hear that Will Did you hear that Sue Sylvester was knocked out earlier during one of her tantrums and had to be hospitalized. She won't be leaving the hospital for a week," said Emma.
"Figgins threatened to fire her unless the person who bribed Brad was caught by Friday afternoon. He told me to coach both the Cheerios and Glee Club if that happened. Now that Sue's in the hospital for the week, I have to coach both," said Will.
"And how are you going to deal with that? You don't know one thing about cheerleading," asked Emma.
"That's the trouble. How am I going to motivate the Cheerios?" said Will.
"Will, you have six Cheerios in Glee Club. Why not enlist their help?" said Emma.
"It looks like I have no choice. I could enlist the whole glee club to help out," said Will.
"That's a good idea," said Emma. She tried to clean a grape, but its juice squirted onto her face. She freaked out and rushed out of the teacher's lounge.
'How am I going to coach the Cheerios? This is a big problem. I'm no cheerleading coach. I'm a Spanish teacher and Glee Club director. What can I do to solve this problem? I know. I'll have to search Sue's office and have a look around. If she has books about show choirs, she must have some books that may help teach me more about cheerleading,' thought Will.
He got up and left the teacher's lounge. He walked into Sue's office and started to search the office for anything that might help him.
A minute later, Becky headed into the office, clearly excited about something.
"Mr. Schuester," said Becky.
Will turned around and saw Becky standing at the door.
"Oh hi, Becky. Come in," said Will. Becky walked into the office
"I just talked with Principal Figgins and he says that the Cheerios should help you coach us this week," said Becky
"At least Figgins is trying to help. Are there any books in here about cheerleading?" said Will.
"I've got a few books in my backpack," said Becky. She opened her backpack and took out several books about cheerleading.
"Thanks Becky," said Will. He took the books from Becky.
"There's Cheerleading 101, A History of Cheerleading, Cheerios, the Cheerleading Squad that Took the Nation by Force, and more," said Becky.
"These are going to come in use," said Will.
"I'll see you at practice," said Becky. She walked out of the office.
Will Schuester had a lot on his mind, and most of it was about Cheerios and Glee Club. He still needed to think this out. He did not want to send half of the squad to the hospital. Sue would definitely increase her hatred towards him if that happened. He would have to have the Cheerios show him what they can do.
Sue's got her job and reputation at stake. Being in the hospital is going to be a nightmare for her, especially that Will's now temporary coach of the Cheerios. Nobody knows why Brad played Pop Goes the Weasel. Could he be up to something or could he have been bribed? That will be explained in later chapters. Chapter 12 will, hopefully, be posted shortly. In the meantime, please review if you haven't already.