AN: I will be cutting along the play, only using a few songs that I need to so I can give you the full effect of what is going to happen. The play ties into their story line so well, I'm amazed. Hopefully you will be too.

REMEMBER, Italics is singing. If I use Julia or Robbie, it's most likely going to mean they're on stage, if I use Jade and Beck, they're off stage.

Also, I don't own The Wedding Singer, nor do I own Victorious. There you go.

"Are you nervous?" Cat asked Jade as she helped her straighten out her blonde wig. After Come Out of the Dumpster, it had somehow managed to get turned completely sideways, tangling her actual hair between the strands of artificial hair.

"Cat, I've been on stage for six different songs, why would I be nervous now?" Jade asked, wincing as Cat pulled a little harder than before. If it wasn't for the time restraints, Jade would have done it herself and avoided all of the pain.

"I mean about your big kiss with Beck," Cat said with a laugh.

That was the first time she thought about it since the show had started. They hadn't rehearsed it before because of Dante. It still gave her the shivers when she thought about how he desperately tried to pin himself to her. That could have been the worst kiss of her life.

"I'm not nervous," Jade lied, "It's just a stage kiss. It doesn't mean anything."

"Mhmmmmm," Cat said in a mocking tone which made Jade smile. Cat was the only girl at Hollywood Arts that Jade could actually stand for longer than a day. She was so sweet, and actually really funny. Most people thought that their friendship wouldn't work because Cat was just that, sweet, and Jade was kind of a hard ass, and too blunt about what she was thinking, but she had yet to actually get mad at Cat for anything. That was just as surprising as how well their friendship worked.

"You're good to go!" Cat said with a laugh.

"Just in time," Jade whispered as she ran around the backdrop of the set. She had to get to the other side of the stage in enough time to walk out with Beck on their "shopping" trip.

The lights shown bright on them as they walked onto the stage.

Julia spoke first, "Oh! Look, a table cloth with daffodils."

"What are you? Eighty years old? No man would want to eat off flowers," Robbie said looking at the table with disgust. "Just go with the lighter one. Anything else will clash with those plates you bought."

"The ones that you forced me to buy?"

"They were fifty percent off!"

"It was fifty percent ugly," Julia said, "whatever, we're not even supposed to be buying stuff. We're supposed to be registering so other people will buy this stuff."

"Well then lets see if this registers: you're picking out crap." Robbie said, obviously trying to start off another argument.

That's when the store clerk walked up to them, "Now, kids. Couples always argue when they come here to register. My advice is: be very careful... it's a tricky situation, first fight. I've seen couples face disaster. Why not tell yourselves you're both wrong, both right, it means that you'll make up faster."

"I hate to tell you but we're not with each other. We're sister and brother." Robbie sang.

"And he's the slow one." Julia countered, patting Robbie's head.

"She's an idiot according to mother,"

"It takes one to know one,"

They both sang together, "Tell the night to save it's moonlight, tell the birds not to sing, tell the stars in the heavens they've been misaligned, because it's not that kind of thing."

A big black lady walked into the center of the shop, staring at a bunch of towels with her husband by her side, "Oh look! A sale on towels. Hold my purse for me?"

"Baby, please. No."

"I said hold it," she yelled at him with a forceful attitude. He held the purse right away and followed her along the rack of towels.

This gave Julia an idea, "Robbie... hold my purse?"

"No!"

"I said hold it!" she said, mocking the lady with all the force she could muster in character.

The lady sang, "You get stuck with them for better,"

"Or worse," Julia followed and then they sang together, "No matter which way you stack it."

The men sang together, "It's emasculating holding a purse,"

"And it doesn't match my jacket," Robbie said, he followed Julia around the store, "your evil scheme has worked out just as you planned it, I now understand it."

"I shop you carry," she sang, giving him a pinch on the cheek.

"I do the work and you make out like a bandit."

"It's true," she spoke with pride.

"No, it's scary."

"You're scary!"

"No, you're scary."

"Tell the night to save it's moonlight, tell the birds not to sing. Tell the stars in the heavens they've been misaligned, because it's not that kind of thing," They sang together as Julia walked away to look at wedding dresses.

Robbie stood there, deep in thought, "True there are times, when her eyes meet mine and linger there, for maybe a bit too long."

He stared at her, watching her pick through the wedding stuff until she finally turned around and looked at him. Their eyes met not just as Julia and Robbie, but as Beck and Jade, "And I wonder, if there's something hidden in his stare."

"No, I couldn't be more wrong." They sang together. The rest of the cast sang the chorus as they stayed in thought.

Jade couldn't help but think that everything she felt for Beck was stronger than anything she felt for Justin, or any other boy for that matter. He was slowly breaking down her barrier without her stopping him. She couldn't stop thinking about him, she couldn't hate herself for liking him because there was absolutely no way of stopping her feelings from growing. She was finally sure that she liked him, but the only thing holding her back was the most important question: how does he feel?

Beck was still staring at her, with all of these thoughts coursing through his brain. Her eyes really do catch his and linger, not just during this scene, but in class and when they're just hanging out. She smiles so much more when he's talking to her than anyone else. He's comfortable with her, and she's letting him into her heart little by little. They're already close friends... but does that mean they could be more? It would all depend on how Jade felt. Would she be willing to give him a chance?

As the chorus ended, Julia found the perfect wedding dress. She beckoned Robbie over, "Robbie. Oh my God. This is it. The dress I was meant to get married in. Do you think I'll look alright?"

He stared directly into her eyes, "You'll look beautiful..."

The music stopped and Holly came in, "It's perfect! Glen isn't going to be able to keep his hands off of you. I know he's going to plant you with one big, sloppy, wet one."

"In church...? In front of God and everyone? I think that's pushing it a little too far," Julia said, show off how conservative she really is.

"Well, what do you want then?" Holly asked, honestly confused. "Your lips touching him, and then it's over? Boringggggg."

"No. Thin lips, partly open, no tongue, then over."

"No tongue? You need a little tongue," she stated.

"Well... maybe just a sliver of tongue," Julia said, twirling her blonde hair. She had a flashback of the kiss Dante had given her in rehearsal, and thanked the heavens that he had done less earlier in the show., "But I want church tongue, not formal tongue."

"Um... then what's church tongue?"

"It's hard to describe..." Julia said, trying to find the words to get it out right.

"Then you should just show me," Holly said, turning her attention to Robbie with a devious smile.

He looked around the room in a frantic way, "I've gotta go."

But before he could get away, Holly had him by the jacket, "Shut up and do it, Hart. C'mon Julia."

She positioned the two so they were facing each other, "Come on. We're all adults here. I need to see this if you want me to make an educated decision."

"Okay..." Julia said, "just for educational purposes..."

"You may kiss the bride," Holly said, clapping her hands together.

"I do."

"I do."

Robbie was the first one to lean in, not caring who was watching, who was judging, or who was jealous. His adrenalin was pulsing down his body, and he could feel his heart thumping through his chest. He wondered if she could hear it, or if his mic was picking up the sound and sending it out to the audience.

Julia followed his lead, pressing her soft lips against his own. The first time they kissed, it was short, but had so much spark. Julia pulled back a little in shock. Has a kiss with anyone else ever sent her emotions through the roof like this? No. Never before.

To Robbie's surprise, after she left the kiss, she came back in for another one. This was full of passion, wanting, and everything he needed to know about how she felt towards him.

After a good thirty seconds or so, Holly had to intervene, "Woah," she got out as they pulled away from each other, a dazed expression on their faces, "whatever that was, you need to do that at the wedding."

"Julia..." Robbie started.

"Yes, Robbie?"

"I think-"

"What's up, home dogs?" Glen said, coming onto the stage with his sweater tied around his neck.

Way to ruin the moment...

As soon as Beck got off stage left, he saw Jessica about to go out onto the stage, "Babe, you did so good. That kiss was a little too convincing though. If I didn't know better, I'd think you actually liked-"

"We need to break up," Beck stated, rushing to get his costume off. He was still in a daze, and he really needed to try and find Jade. Jessica was saying protests, and almost bursting into tears as she noticed he really wasn't paying attention to the words she was saying. Her desperate attempts to get everything she felt for him out in hopes he would stay, but it was no use. She was still talking when he rushed away form her for another quick change.

"Yeah, you're single. You are single and no chick will ever moonwalk on your heart. Trust me, this is when the good times really start," Andre sang. They forced him to wear a fake mullet that looked all kinds of wrong with his skin tone. He was struggling to balance it on his head as he moved around the stage in his song, "No one minds the laundry on your floor."

"No one pouts with every chick you look at," another guy sang.

"No one tries to clean your porno drawer," the bum sang, taking another swig of liquor from his half way empty bottle.

They all sang together, "No one traps you with "does my ass look fat?"

George started to sing. He was in a long wig and an awkward top hat, along with a ruffly suit that looked like old English wear, only purple, "Bust a move in some woman's underwear, while your blasting Cher or Wham."

"So fill your ranger's cup, the toilet seat stays up, the fridge gets stocked with beer and spam, 'cause you're single. You are single," they all sang together.

"Not a care in the world can bother you. You are single, you are single, you can do what you've always wanted to do. No commitments because you're only passing through," George sang.

The tempo changed to more of an alternative rap beat, "Yo, making a date with some needy girl is a wast of my time and my Jheri Curl."

"I don't need a girl who don't understand when I've got a date with my left hand."

"Well, I like the ladies, heaven knows, but in the words of Nietzsche, "Bro's before Ho's'."

"Now, I don't like a girl who'll cry and bawl, in fact, I've never liked girls at all," George stated with a flip of his long wig, earning a laugh from the audience.

Robbie came onto the stage, "Sammy, George, Ricky and Bum, I'm startin' to see where you're comin' from. I'll stay single, always single. I'll behave like a dude's meant to behave, Always single, Ever single. Single now and 'till I'm in my grave."

"Because I'll stay single, 'till I'm rotting slowly in my lonely, forgotten grave," they all sang as the music ended.

In the back of his mind, Beck was laughing at the song. He wouldn't be single for long... hopefully. He still had some doubts up there, but a part of him was sure. It might have just been his nerves getting the better of him, but he couldn't tell. He knew by the end of the night, she would know how he felt.

The scene switched. Robbie, George, and Sammy were all walking to Julia's house.

Sammy gave him instructions, "Alright. Don't worry about her reaction. Just pour your heart out. What's wrong, bro?"

"Look at how happy she is... I can't just ruin her life. I have absolutely nothing to offer her."

He stared up at Julia through her balcony window, watching her practicing for the big day. She was talking to herself in the mirror, brushing her long blonde hair.

"Whatever. Sammy, we should go." George said, giving the guy a pat on the back before they were gone.

Robbie started to sing, "Standing here underneath your window, searching for some kid of sign. Every move, every tiny gesture, only proves that you're not mine. I could write you a thousand love songs, search the world for the perfect tune and rhyme, but what good would it do when it seems I'm out of time...

"If I told you, all the words I've yet to say. Would they matter, or would you simply turn and walk away? If I hold you... would you tell me I should go? Do I chance it, or would it just be better not to know?"

Julia got up from her seat and moved to the balcony, never looking down, "Who's that girl with the perfect future, her reflection says it all. Trying hard to pretend she's eager, searching for some way to stall. So unsure of the road she's chosen, faced with feelings her heart shall not allow. One thing's certain, it seems that she just can't turn back now, if she can, tell her how."

"Would it just be better... not to know," they both held the last note as long as they could before the scene and the music died down.

Jade poured her heart out in that song. She felt everything in that kiss. Beck really did have feelings for her. If only she knew for sure.

Glen came by her house while Robbie was still outside. He was sitting on the lawn when Glen walked up with two girls who seemed to be pretty wasted, and he wasn't looking too sober himself. The girls were giggling up a storm, "Girls, be quiet. My fiance lives here."

"Glen?" Robbie said standing up and staring at him in disbelieve. "What the hell are you doing?"

"Robbie, my man. What's happening?" Glen said, about to give him a high five. Robbie just glared, "Man, you know how it is. I'm a bird. A Free spirit. I can't be tied down to just one girl."

"Then why did you ask her to marry you?" This was going to be Beck's favorite part of the show.

"Because she's so hot, and I like the status. Besides, chicks go for married dudes all the time," Glen said it as though it was a secret no one else knew.

Robbie pulled back and laid a real punch onto Glen's face. He fell back and held his nose in pain, "not again..." Beck heard him mumble. He left stage right, smirking at his triumphant punch. Nothing like Jade's, but still good enough...

"I wanna make you smile, whenever you're sad. Carry you around when your arthritis is bad, all I wanna do, is grow old with you," Robbie sang, playing the guitar. They were "in" Las Vegas with Julia and Glen at the alter, about to be married by Ronald Ragen.

Julia started to sing along with him, "I'll miss you, kiss you, take your shoes off and rub your feet. Need you, feed you, and when we play checkers I'll let you cheat. So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink. Put you to bed when you've had too much to drink. Oh I could be the one, who grows old with you... I wanna grow old with you..."

"Julia... Will you marry me?" Robbie said, and he meant it.

"On one condition," Julia said, taking his hand, "Will you sing at my wedding?"

Robbie's smile grew as he shouted, "YES."

They got off stage before the next song started for a quick change. While Jade had a two girls helping her strip out of her clothes, and into her fancy wedding dress, Beck only had himself to get him changed into this tux.

He didn't care about the time, he didn't care about the girls helping her, all he wanted to do was kiss her.

And he did. His hand came up and cupped her chin gently, and pressed his lips against hers while the girls were trying to take off her clothes without disrupting the lip action. She bit his bottom lip, and their mouths both parted to go deeper into the kiss.

Jade was only in her bra and panties by the time the kissing stopped. She was in even more of a daze than before.

"Jade. Be my girlfriend," Beck stated instead of asked. All she did in response was kiss him again, after she stepped into her last costume, of course.

They were both changed and ready to go by the time it was their turn to get onto the stage again.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Mr. and Mrs. Robbie Hart!" the Master of Ceremony said as the two rushed on stage, holding hands.

"If I told you what I'm feeling now inside, you'd be certain there's not a single thing that we should hid. If I hold you, there's one problem you should know. If I hold you, I might not ever let you go," they sang together before Robbie joined his band on stage, giving Sammy a high five and patting George on the back as they played the music for him.

"So when it's your wedding day, and my music starts to play, I can guarantee that love will always find you," everyone was dancing around him and the other party goers. Julia joined him on stage, "Yeah when it's your wedding day, all the problems melt away. You can count on me because love is what, yes love is what..."

"I do," Julia stated.

"I do," he repeated.

They shared another on stage kiss, with just as much passion as the first two, as the room around they all sang in harmony, one last, "Love is what I doooooo."

AN: And that would be the start of the Beck era. I think I'll add one more chapter to this and make it an even ten. I do apologize for the length, and I did cut out other songs that I planned on adding when I got around to the fifth page, lol. I think this has really been my favorite chapter yet.

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