Ok, thought I'd throw in something a little different. Here's Facebook updates from different HP characters.
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Bill Weasley: Fleur lives like a horseradish. I wish I could hold an intevention for her.
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Ron Weasley - Fleur lives like a horseradish?
Bill Weasley - Oh, good lord! No, she lives like a hoarder.
Ron Weasley - I gotta admit, I thought you were going insane, Bill.
Bill Weasley - Kick my ass, Ron.
Ron Weasley - Only if you come here. I'm not gonna do it while Fleur is around.
Bill Weasley - Oh for crying out loud. I meant lick my ass.
Ron Weasley - Not happening.
Bill Weasley - KISS my ass.
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Ron Weasley: Dad just bought a bladder. Mum's gonna kill him!
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Fred Weasley - I hate to say this...
George Weasley - But Dad already has a...
Fred Weasley - Bladder, Ickle Ronniekins. Though...
George Weasley - I gotta ask...
Fred Weasley - Where exactly would you by a bladder?
Ron Weasley - Go away. Obviously I meant a bee.
George Weasley - Dad bought a bee?
Fred Weasley - Yes, Mum sure is going to kill him.
Ron Weasley - Urgh, he bought a bowel!
Bill Weasley - Yes, that does sound like Dad. I know he's always wanted a new bowel.
Ron Weasley - He bought a car! A BWM!
Hermione Granger - I think you mean a BMW.
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Ginny Weasley: My date last night was soooo fun! He bought me a barfbag of flowers!
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Hermione Granger - Please tell me you meant something different.
Charlie Weasley - A barfbag of flowers? Who is this guy, I'm gonna kill him for doing that.
Ginny Weasley - Ugh, please don't kill him. He gave me a bouquet of flowers, not a barfbag.