Alright, here's one more chapter. As usual, I don't own Harry Potter, or any of the characters. All corrects came from damn you autocorrect . com.
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Ron W
Ugh, my weekend has been totally shatnered! Mum grounded me.
Hermione G
Excuse me?
Ron W
SHATTERED! The twins set off fireworks in the kitchen last night and Mum thinks I helped them.
Hermione G
Exactly why would she think that?
Ron W
I was laughing, ok? You would have laughed too if you had seen it. I don't know how Fred and George did it, but they made their fireworks take on the shape of a dragon and it chased Mum around.
Hermione G
Oh, Ronald, and you wonder why you got grounded.
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Harry P
Hey, Ron, what are you doing?
Ron W
Nothing really. Why?
Harry P
Well, Fred and George invited me to check out one of their new products. They say it's superman's bladder and I'd prefer to have a friend with me. Just in case, you know?
Ron W
What exactly is superman's bladder?
Harry P
Ugh, they said it was super fantastic, not superman's bladder!
Ron W
Haha, yeah, I'll go with you, freak.
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Hermione G
What did you say to Ginny? She's cryogenic!
Harry P
She's... frozen?
Hermione G
Ugh, no, she's crying.
Harry P
Oh. Tell her I'm on my way with the ice cream.
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Charlie W
Hey, just got your message. Sorry I didn't answer, my phone was insolent.
Bill W
Did you ground it, lol?
Charlie W
Nope, but I'm going to drop it out of my window. I obviously meant silent. When is the Ministry of Magic going to change back to owl post?
Bill W
Oh come on! Even you have to admit that these phones can be entertaining.
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Oliver W
I want to experience lice with you, Percy.
Percy W
No thanks. Keep your lice to yourself.
Oliver W
Grrr, life! I want to experience LIFE with you!
Percy W
Are you proposing to me, Oliver?
Oliver W
Yeah, is it working?
Percy W
Try it again when I get home.
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Ginny W
I can't wait to eat your kidney tonight!
Hermione G
Gee, Ginny, I knew pregnancy gave you some weird cravings, but kidney? That's going too far, don't you think?
Ginny W
Your kimchi! Sorry, not your kidney.
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Sirius B
Hey, you want to get something to war?
Remus L
Do I want to what?
Sirius B
Haha, do you want to get something to eat? I'm gonna go to that new restaurant that just opened up.
Remus L
I'll just eat here, thanks. Enjoy your war.
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Ron W
I am eating the most delicious neck ever!
Harry P
You're a vampire now?
Ron W
No! I meant meal!
Harry P
Haha, sure you did.
Ron W
When the hell is the Ministry going to get rid of these things?
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Alright, this is the last chapter of this story. Keep an eye out though, I do like writing these autocorrect stories, so more will appear in the future.