Here's the next oneshot! I must say I'm thoroughly enjoying writing these based on the prompts you give me. This one is for Mewsbetterthanyou. I hope you enjoy it. I had a bit of a hard time writing this. Brittany is a lot harder to write than I thought and it was hard to write a pairing that isn't ever shown on the show. But I hope you like it anyway. Review to tell me if you like it!

Pairing: Kurttittany (Kurt/Brittany)

Relationship: Friendship

Prompt: "Why wouldn't anyone love you? You're the best dolphin ever!"

"So do you know what style you're looking for, Brittany?" Kurt asked the tall blonde. She had asked him that morning during Glee if he would come with her and help her find a prom dress. Obviously he couldn't turn down an opportunity to go shopping and pick outfits for someone. So here he was at the first of many prom stores with Brittany, who at the moment was very distracted by a sparkly, jeweled bracelet. "Brittany?"

"Kurt! Look at this bracelet! Lord Tubbington would love this!" Brittany exclaimed excitedly.

"Um, yeah. Cool. You can buy it when we're done looking at dresses, okay?" Brittany nodded happily and quickly made her way over to the racks of beautiful dresses. Brittany immediately started picking various short dresses up. "So short dresses, Boo? No long ones?" Kurt asked. Brittany nodded before continuing her search. "So what's going on between you, Artie, and Santana, Boo?" Kurt asked, always interested in the latest gossip.

"I don't know. I love them both so much. I just don't know what to do," Brittany replied.

"Well, why don't you list the pros and cons of each of them," Kurt suggested.

"Um, well, Santana is my best friend. She has always been there for me when I needed her and I know she loves me. But she is afraid to be with me, because of what other people will think. But then Artie is a great guy. He loves me and he always is there for me. But he told me I'm stupid the other day when we got into a fight. And he thinks Santana is just manipulating me. So…I just don't know," Brittany listed.

Kurt now understood the girl's dilemma. In her eyes bth people were pretty much without flaw and there was no reason to not be with either of them."Well, if you ever need someone to talk to, I'm here for ya, Boo," Kurt told her.

Brittany smiled. "Thanks, Kurt."

"Youo're welcome, Boo. Any time." Before Brittany could say anything else, Kurt shoved a bunch of dresses into her hands and pushed her into the changing room.

Kurt milled around the shop looking at the dresses while waiting for Brittany to come out in the first dress. "Kurt?" Brittany called. Kurt turned around to see Brittany in a neon orange, super lacy dress. "I don't think this is the dress," Brittany said with a grimace.

"Yeaaah. Why don't we get you out of that one. Try the purple one I gave you," Kurt replied. Brittany nodded then went back into the changing room to discard the monstrosity she was wearing. Kurt hoped the next dress would be a better choice. He certainly wouldn't have picked the neon orange one, but hey it was Brittany he was shopping with. Nothing was unexpected. Brittany then walked out in the purple dress. "Better," Kurt told her. "But not quite. We'll keep looking."

After Brittany tried on all the dresses she and Kurt had picked out, they still hadn't found anything. Brittany was getting tired of all the shopping and Kurt was disappointed none of his selections had worked out. "Do you wanna go get some lunch?" Brittany asked. "Santana and I always go to this great café here."

"Sure," Kurt replied. Lunch sounded good. He hadn't eaten since breakfast that morning and shopping always made him hungry.

When they got to the café and were seated, Brittany started rambling about this new show she was making. Fondant for two… or something. "Will you be the next guest on my show, Kurt? I want you to help me choose the perfect outfit for Lord Tubbington."

"Um, sure, Boo. I would love too." Kurt smiled. Despite Brittany's extreme strangeness and obsession with her cat, he had to admit, Brittany was really fun to be around. He wished he had known that before, maybe they would have been even better friends now. "Ya know, Boo. You're really fun to hang out with." Kurt told the blonde in front of him.

"Aw, really? Thanks, Kurt! Most people don't like to hang out with me because they think I'm stupid," Brittany replied sadly.

"I don't think you're stupid, Boo. You just have a mind of your own. A world of your own even." Kurt told her truthfully. Brittany smiled in return and continued talking about her new show.

When they were done with lunch, they continued on to the next prom store. After rifling through many racks full of dresses and trying all the ones they chose on, they still hadn't found a dress. Both teenagers were feeling disappointed and tired, when Kurt pulled out an adorable lime green, knee length dress. "Ooohh! Boo, you need to try this on, right now! This is perfect!" Kurt exclaimed excitedly.

Brittany's eyes lit up as she took the dress into the changing room. Not a minute later, Brittany came out of the room practically dancing in excitement. "I love it!" she exclaimed.

"That's the dress," Kurt nodded happily.

After changing back into her normal clothes, Brittany pranced up to the cashier and handed her the dress. She happily started chatting to the cashier about some dolphin and how he had helped her find the perfect dress. Kurt shook his head and waited for her outside the front of the store. When she came out, garment bag in hand, she linked pinkies with her new friend and they started walking out of the mall. "Boo, I didn't know you had a dolphin," Kurt said.

Brittany started laughing and cried, "You're my dolphin, silly!"

"Me?" Kurt asked in confusion.

"Yes! Don't you know dolphins are gay sharks? So therefore, you are a dolphin. My dolphin actually," Brittany explained.

"Oooohhh, okay," Kurt said in understanding. "Well I'm honored to be your dolphin, Boo."

"Thanks, Kurt. And thanks for helping me find my dress. I can't wait to wear it!" Brittany said excitedly.

"Well, your welcome. Any time you need some help or wanna hang out, just let me know." Kurt replied.

"Thanks, Kurt. How could anyone not love you? You're the best dolphin ever!" Brittany said wrapping Kurt in a tight hug. Kurt smiled at the blonde and linked pinkies with her. While she may not be the smartest girl around, she was definitely one of the sweetest and Kurt just knew that the beginnings of a great friendship had been born that day.