And I'm back, with the rest of the reviews!
Speaking of which, here's my next favourite reviewer, Owlflight12!
Canada, you're up again!
Well, again, I just sort of found him.
It's a-actually a sweet story, why he's so small. I was afraid that I was always going to be a little kid, and I didn't want Kumajiri... jirou, sorry... to be bigger than me. England was very kind and comforted me, and then he performed a spell that made Kumaji.. rou... stay small forever, so he could always be with me in my arms. It made me feel better about being under England's care, too.
Sincerely,
Matthew Williams (Canada)
P.S. Thanks f-for the pancakes! They were delicious!
And now it's Romano's turn!
Glad to know I'm helpful to someone, I suppose.
Spain taught me all the swear. He's a surprisingly fluent person in swearing. He's also very clumsy, so whenever he dropped anything or did something, I learned new cursewords. In Spanish AND English.
-Romano.
And here's my old friend, Katarina Wolffe. *slasher smile yet again * So glad you reviewed, love.
Mon Dieu... stop that...
What? What am I doing?
Silly Katarina... I did add in the questions! I had a brain fart the first one, though...
LOOOOOOOOOOLZ.
'Kay, so here's the lowdown. I'll give you some OC questions once I finally piece one together and put it on DA. 'Kays?
For now, you'll just have to deal wit meh.
First off, for all three o' yuh! What is Ren like? Is she really as evil of an authoress as they say? One who beats her victims daily and makes them feed only on stale bread and sloopy porridge? *gasp*
LOOL.
Second off, for Frenchie: What's it like being in the bad touch trio? Have you ever had a threesome in the bad touche trio? If not, do it. Now. Go on, go on. Go have a threesome. GO! THREESOME! NOW! FANSERVICE! XD
Third off, for Canadia-kun! How does it feel having Rock Lee as your resident representative? *crossover, crossover*
Romano-chan! How's life? How're tomatoes? How does Spain feel inside of you? What's your favorite colored shit? *Lulz, read the first chapter* XD
And fourthly, for zhe Authorz: Yo' Dawg.
Okays, Katarina! I'll wait patiently *not *.
Bonjour, ma belle Katarina~
Oui, Ren is a terrible person who keeps us all tied to the moving desk chairs (tu sais, the ones with wheels?) and frees our hands only to eat and type for her. And do inappropriate yet fun things. Honhonhon~
Hey, France. What goes on in the Author's Room, stays in the Author's room.
Je sais, je sais. She gives us excellent food, though.
L'amour,
Francis Bonnefoye (France)
Ren is a perfectly wonderful hostess!
...okay, I sort of agree with Francis with the inappropriate stuff, but you know what, the food is good.
...it kinda is c-creepy with Spain and the ones asking us questions pressed against the glass outside, though...
Aw, thankies, Mattie! That's one of you who won't... disappear, anytime soon... hehehe~
S-si! Yes, she's a absolutely fucking perfect hostess who serves us perfect food and everything she does is perfect and she's like a goddess (oh god let me out of this aliiiiiiive, Spain save me!) yes, dammit!
-Romano. (terrified out of his mind)
So sweet of you, my darling... *pets Romano's head *
Anyhow, there's more questions!
Bonjour, again, ma Katarina!
So lovely to be asked more questions by a tres belle femme~
It's wonderful to be part of the Bad Touch Trio. Awesome, mon ami Prussia might say.
...sadly, we've only had four menage a trois... Spain then went chaste for Romano... *sighs and stares at Spain outside the glass *
Oh fuck no, Frenchie. He's MINE.
My, my, Romano. So possessive, all the sudden. I've also been trying to court l'Angleterre, so that would be unsightly if we had another threesome. It only leaves Gilbert (et sa main... :3 )
L'amour,
Francis Bonnefoye (France)
R-rock Lee? Isn't he from one of Japan's animes?
...doesn't that mean he's Japanese, not Canadian?
Silly Canada. I'll Youtube it for you.
*watching Youtube *
Oh, it could be worse. *laughs * At least he's funny.
Sincerely,
Matthew Williams (Canada)
Life is great, grazie.
Tomatoes are absolutely delicious.
*sputters *
*brick-red-face *
*nosebleed *
*melt-down, literally and figuratively *
Once again, we are experimenting technical difficulties. Please stand by while I get Romano some napkins.
...calm down, Spain. Jeez... it's just a nosebleed. No reason to press so close to the glass- no, your axe won't break nuclear-missile=proof glass. BREATHE.
...W-w-hat did I say a-about a-a-asking colour q-questions, you bitch...?
-Romano.
Thank you for the lovely questions, Katarina! : )
Yo Dawg right backatcha!
I'LL BE BACK WITH ANOTHER UPDATE TOMORROW.
That is, assuming, that my pets review~ *slasher smile *