HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!
It's America's 235th birthday, so he and England are gonna be taking questions for TWO DAYS. That means today, July 4th, and tomorrow, July 5th. Depending on popularity, they'll most likely be back.
Yes, this means that other characters and my various OC nations will also come in for periods of time. Only for a few days, though~
England's gonna be Bold/Underlined and Ameri-chan will be... er... Bold/Italics/Underlined, because he's the hero... yeah...
England: Bloody hell! One minute I was trying to call Francis to pick me up from the bar that I got wasted at, and then this lady just swoops down, knocks me out and then ties me to a bloody office chair!
America: Aw, it's okay, Iggy! 'Cuz I'M THE HERO! *cheesy smile * ...and it's my birthday!
And now... to CoffeeTarts' questions! Her and Viet-chan!
Oh S- REN'S GOT THAT SMILE ON AGAIN [/points finger]
Oh dear Grandpa Rome, I'm loving this. Ssrly [/nodnod and hugs an unsuspecting Romano] ;3 Anyways, crazy lady's back with more questions.., from herself and Vietnam~:
'Allo my dear favorite trio~ Tarts is back~ [/gringrin]
Anyways, Francy~: Is it true you and England have done.., some bonding together? :D You know, like, shopping? [/nudgenudge] oh, by the way, can you stand his cooking?
Canda: Aww.. D: Mattie! [/hugs] It's okay.., we all still love you. ^_^ I would also love to have some of your pancakes one day as well~ Yay~
Anyways, what was your reaction when you met Tony, Alfred's alien? :0
Romano: OH HELLO~ [/pokes] Romano~ what would you do if I replaced your supply of tomatoes with potatoes for a five months? :3
(( Viet-chan again~ ))
.., I would prefer France not touching me.., please..,
[/sighs] Anyways..,
France: .., That's.. awkward.., would you teach me how to grow some roses one day? .., Not that I am admitting anything - no..,
Canda: It's fine. Don't feel guilty, Matthew. You are still my friend.., and I'd appreciate that, thank-you.
Pho` is a beef noodle soup here (that I make quite well, thank-you) and wonderful to eat, if I do say so myself.
Romano: Oh, I see.., /is/ it really true you and Spain are in a relationship though? Thailand and America keep telling me so..,
Of course I'm smiling, dear. It's such a lovely day, hmm?
(*Romano struggling in the background as he's hugged through the glass *)
Bloody hell... is she like this all the time?
Unfortunately, l'Angleterre, yes, she is.
*shivers *
Oh! It's my letter! Salut, ma cherie!
But, of course! Lots of... bonding. And we've gone... shopping... a lot, too. Honhonhon~
Oh yes, I took Francis to my grocery store-
Not that type of shopping, Arthur.
...*blinks * Ohhh... YOU GIT WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THAT HERE?
Iggyyyy... you did the wild thing with FRANCE? OMG that's hilarious!
SHUT UP, ALFRED! *tries to strangle him *
BUT IT'S MY BIRTHDAY-
...maple...
Honhonhon~
How I survive England's cooking? He never cooks when I'm around! It's all me cooking. He just makes the drinks (which I spike : ) )
L'amour,
Francis Bonnefoye (France)
Hello, Tarts!
Thank you! *holds up steaming plate of pancakes * T-these are for you and Vietnam to share!
I sort of stared blankly at Tony. He stared back at me. I blinked a few times, and then I think I passed out, because Alfred was sitting over me, poking my cheek when I woke up. It was rather traumatizing.
But then he gave me some pancakes, so all was right with the world~
Sincerely,
Matthew Williams (Canada)
I-if you exchanged my tomatoes with potatoes?
...I'd have to kill you, of course. *imitates Ren's slasher smile *
I've trained my pet well... hehehe~
No, seriously, I'd fucking shank you. And then I'd get my tomatoes back.
-Romano. (guarding his tomatoes avidly)
AND NOW IT'S VIET-CHAN! In a few moments, I'm going to let Spain and some other countries in for a holiday oneshot/dance party in honor of America's birthday! YAY!
...bloody hell. *mopes * You're all wankers.
Bonjour, Vietnam!
I agree, it's awkward to you but c'est vrai~
Of course I can teach you to teach roses, ma cherie! I'll even recruit l'Angleterre to give me rose seeds!
L'amour,
Francis Bonnefoye (France)
Thanks, Vietnam. I a-actually do feel better now, believe it or not.
Du-ude! You're talking to Vietnam! That's awesome! Hi, Vietnam! I'm sorry for pretty much destroying your country to keep it away from the evil evil Commies!
Go away, Alfred. She doesn't want to talk to you.
BUT-
*REJECTED *
Anyways, when I come over, I'd love t-to try some of the pho'. It sounds delicious!
Sincerely,
Matthew Williams (Canada)
W-what? Where did you hear that from! *panicking * SPAIN, I THOUGHT YOU PROMISED NOT TO SPREAD IT TO THE WORLD! WHAT THE HELL!
It's okay, dude! We still love you!
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, YOU IDIOT AMERICAN.
-Romano.
Well then. Here's hollysky!
I have some questions! XD
1. Actually, just a question in general, how come Russia isn't here! I need to ask him creepy fangirl questions... :)
2. France: what shampoo do you use? And how does that leaf stay up covering your privates when you decide to... um... be nude?
3. Canada: Can I steal your sweatshirt? And you're awesome because you can join me in the maple syrup loving club!
4. Romano: what do you think about potatoes covered in tomatoes? How does your haircurl defy gravity?
Can I give all three of you hugs? XD
~hollysky
Russia isn't here because he's going to be in my next Letters Trio fic, with England and North Italy. : )
Bonjour, ma cherie~
I use L'Occitane to keep my beautiful locks as perfect and as silky as ever~ L'Angleterre loves my hair.
I do NOT, you frog!
You certainly liked running your hands through it last weekend.
*spluttering *
Well... I don't actually ever have a leaf. Estonia just has a projector that covers it up~
L'amour,
Francis Bonnefoye (France)
M-maple... I'm sorry, you can't have my sweatshirt. It's too comfy. I c-can try and find another one for you, though!
Er... Thanks. I do love being appreciated! : )
Sincerely
Matthew Williams (Canada)
It's a waste of tomatoes.
-Romano.
Sure! HUG THEM ALL!
'Meri-chan? Where are you?
I'M HOOKING UP THE SOUND SYSTEM FOR THE PAR-TAY!
SWEET! *happy dance *
And here's maple lover's question for Canada!
Mmmmmm~
freshly baked baguette~
This question is for Canada!
What's your opinion on american tourists coming to Canada thinking that the stereotypes are true (for example, alot of people think that it's winter all year long and that we live in igloos)?
T-those stupid hosers...
I hate them. I'm sorry, A-alfred, but your tourists a-are really annoying.
Sincerely,
Matthew Williams (Canada)
ALL RIGHT! All I have to do now is post the England and America question by CoffeeTarts, and then we get the party one shot!