Iiiiiit's ONESHOT TIME! And I included myself~
America bends over the speakers, setting them up as Ren unties France, Romano and Canada.
"Finally! I'm fucking free!" Romano complains, rubbing his arms to get blood back into them. There was a thud and Spain slides down the glass wall separating them from the rest of the world.
"Jeez..." Ren mutters, opening the door. Spain immediately dashed in to Romano.
"LOVI~ " he glomps the Italian.
"LET ME GO YOU STUPID TOMATO BASTARD-"
"Aw, but it's so cute!" France snickers.
There's a boom, and the speakers pop. America blinks a few times. "HEY, THE SPEAKERS WORK!"
England smirks at the song playing. "California Gurls" by Katy Perry.
"Wooo!" Ren flails her arms at the song, narrowly missing Canada. "Come on, Canada! Let's dance~"
"Hey, hey, hey! That's my Birdie!" Prussia admonishes as he walks into the room.
"Hi, Prussia! I see you got the invitation!"
"Kesesese, of course! Awesome always is invited to parties!" the albino snickers, dragging Canada down to the dance floor that randomly appeared. Disco lights flicker.
Ren pouts, as she's left alone. "AMERICA! DANCE WITH ME!"
"Ca-li-fornia girls, we're unforgettable~" Alfred sings as he spins Ren around.
"L'Angleterre-"
"No, you bloody frog! I'm not dancing with you-"
"But of course you are, Arthur..." Ren's creepy voice slithers into the blonde's ears, and he grabs Francis' hand and skedaddles to the dance floor.
"Hehehe... I love making them do fanservice..." Ren laughs.
The song abruptly changes to "Dynamite" by Taio Cruz.
Canada laughs,"I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, singing AYO! Gotta let go!"
Prussia puts his hands up in the air and does a funny dance,"I wanna celebrate and live my life! Singing AYO! Gotta let go!" Gilbird tweets and almost falls out of his hair.
" 'cause we gon' rock this club! We gon' go all night!" England sings under his breath.
France snickers at the fact that the Englishman knows the lyrics to such an American pop song.
"This is an awesome birthday!" America laughs.
"...despite the fact that you're stuck in this room with no way out?" France asks, flipping his hair.
"Yeah!"
As the song ends, Ren giggles and falls over. Her iPod is right next to her face, so she goes through the songs. She freezes for a second,"Who the fuck put this on my iPod... ah well, America, you'll enjoy it." the girl speeds it to the chorus.
"WHOOOAOOOOAH, PARTY IN THE USA!"
"I LOVE THIS SONG!"
"I HATE THIS SONG!" everyone else yells.
"...but it's the Hero's birthday..." America mopes, pushing Texas up on his nose.
The song changes one last time to "Tonight (I'm Loving You)". Francis grins and sings the lyrics, this time.
"Here's the situation, been to every nation, nobody's made the feel the same way that you do, you know my motivation, given my reputation-"
Prussia, America and Ren join in with lyrics,"Please excuse me, I don't mean to be rude-"
They all sing the explicit lyrics loud and proud,"BUT TONIGHT I'M FUCKING YOU!"
England and Canada blush bright red and back up.
"Honhonhon~"
"Kesesese~" Prussia winks at Canada, who goes brick red and looks like he's going to pass out.
"OKAY! LET'S EAT CAKE, NOW!"
"...this is a rushed party..." Canada mutters.
"It's just because I don't feel like writing any more than necessary." Ren explains, putting a giant flaming birthday cake with 235 candles onto the DJ table.
"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, dear America, happy birthday to you!" they all sing.
America takes a giant breath and manages to blow out all 235 candles in one go. England is impressed.
"Are you one, are you two, are you three, are you four..." Ren goes on.
Everyone ignores her to eat the cake.
"...hold on. Where's Spain and Romano?" Prussia asks.
"...hehehehehe~"
You can answer that one however you want. : ) HAPPY FOURTH!